(2009 TV Series)
Episode: The Way of the Ninja (2014)
What is this, "Last of the Mohicans"? What kind of knife is it?
True. But the last time I talked to her, she just came back from the French Riviera with a count that she met in Monaco. And now I hear she's married to some bigshot European businessman that she met on a yoga retreat, and she's embraced the spiritual life.
Definitely not. You are exactly her type. And the last thing that I need is to watch someone from my past trying to seduce my fiancée while talking about the goddess that lives in her hoo-ha. She did ask for a signed book, though.
(1993 TV Series)
Episode: Halloween (1997)
Chingachgook. I'm the last of the Mohicans.
We're not interested in your next conquest, we're talking about your last one; and before you deny it, I have plenty of proof.
|3.||The NeverEnding Story
No, I've read Treasure Island, The Last of the Mohicans, Wizard of Oz, Lord of the Rings, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Tarzan.
I am G'mork. And you, whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim.
The last Mohican is burning, man!
He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.
According to my last psych evaluation, yes.
The last guy who told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes.
O'Dell. They didn't give me my shot last night.
Before I kill you, Poe, I just wanted you to know that the last thing that little Casey Poe ever gets to smell will be my stinking breath.
|5.||The Last of the Mohicans
Great Spirit, Maker of All Life. A warrior goes to you swift and straight as an arrow shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council fire of my people. He is Uncas, my son. Tell them to be patient and ask death for speed; for they are all there but one - I, Chingachgook - Last of the Mohicans.
No, it is true. The frontier place is for people like my white son and his woman and their children. And one day there will be no more frontier. And men like you will go too, like the Mohicans. And new people will come, work, struggle. Some will make their life. But once, we were here.
1757 / The American colonies. / It is the 3rd year of the war between England and France for the possession of the continent. / Three men, the last of a vanishing people, are on the frontier west of the Hudson River.
I'm Nathaniel of the Yengeese. Hawkeye, adopted son of Chingachgook of the Mohican people. Let the children of the dead Munro and the Yengeese officer go free. This belt which is the record of the days of my father's people speaks for my truth.
We're gonna see if Last of the Mohicans here's got rhythm.
Three hours sleep last night. Took Valerian root, melatonin, the Shoping Channel. You know what did the trick in the end?
Actually, Sun Tsu said that last line. In The Art of War.
|7.||Leave It to Beaver
(1957 TV Series)
Episode: Beaver and Ivanhoe (1960)
Cute? What ever happened to all the real "boys' books" I used to read? You know, "Two Years Before the Mast", or "Last of the Mohicans", or "Call of the Wild". Didn't you used to read books like that?
|8.||The Last of the Mohicans
Great Spirit. Fair warrior goes to you. Swift, straight and unseen like arrow shot into sun. Let him sit at Counsel fire of my tribe. For he is Uncas, my son. My fire, his ashes. Your fire, is bright. Now, all my tribe is there, but one. I, Chingachgook, Last of Mohican.
Mohican? Are you taking us to your people?
Pale-faced squaw. No good. Mohican. Fair hair make heart of Uncas weak like water.
Yeah, the last of the Mohicans.
|10.||A Feather in His Hare
(1948 Short Film)
Me? Me last Mohican.
Oh, da "last of da Mohicans", eh? Well, cast your eyes skywards, Geronimo.
|11.||Paying the Piper
(1949 Short Film)
Me last of Mohicans.
You've done a wonderful job, Pied Piper. Rid our fair city of every last rat. How did you accomplish such a magnificent feat?
|12.||Roy Chubby Brown: Saturday Night Beaver
He said "Extra Tit. She was a Single White Female with a Death Wish. She Deceived Alfie The Jazz Singer with her Dirty Dancing and Indecent Proposal. She gave Personal Services to A Few Good Men - Batman, Rain Man, City Slickers, she was no Fish Called Wanda, she was no Jewel in the Crown, but she fucked like a Roger Rabbit. On Friday the 13th her Bodyguard, Last of the Mohicans caused Cape Fear with his War of the Roses. He informed The Godfather, Scarface - like Gorillas in the Mist, they were looking for Revenge. You see Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was Down and Out in Beverly Hills too, took Planes, Trains & Automobiles to Manhattan On the Waterfront. They met, On Golden Pond, Lethal Weapon 1, 2 and 3. But a miracle happened on 42nd Street - Yentl was on Schindler's List, was Entertaining Mr. Sloane, the Robocop, went A Bridge too Far, told Forrest Gump, the Accidental Hero. He said Tootsie, Tootsie, Tootsie, don't Look Back in Anger, look Back to the Future. You're Twins, you're Next of Kin, you were Switched at Birth. Just Throw Momma from the Train. She was determined This Shouldn't Happen to a Vet. Your daddy two shoes Uncle Buck took A Passage to India, to The Land that Time Forgot, Beyond the Stars, to be like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and live happily ever after!"