33 titles.

1. NCIS (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Seadog (2003)
He's not a vic! He's a victim! Where did you learn crime scene procedure? Watching Kojak reruns?
2. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013 TV Series)
Episode: The Good Samaritan (2016)
Hey, screw you, black Kojak. No one moves this thing except for me!
3. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: Trash of the Titans (1998)
Take a hike, Kojak!
4. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Thank God for Scoliosis (2009)
You're kidding. TV's Kojak?
5. Freaks and Geeks (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Kim Kelly Is My Friend (2000)
My aunt Cathy was so rad. She lived in L.A., she was on "Kojak." She doinked Ryan O'Neal once at a party.
My aunt Cathy was so rad. She lived in L.A. She was on Kojak. She doinked Ryan O'Neal once at a party.
6. Baywatch (1989 TV Series)
Episode: Sky Rider (1993)
Oh, never. Mitch, my dad owned a horse ranch in Georgia. I learned to ride horses before I learned to walk. You and your lifeguard trucks are far more dangerous than me and Kojak here. Now, you ladies can tell me what happened.
Ugh! Uh, your horse dropped something. Kojak, huh? Telly Savalas never did that.
7. Inside Man (2006)
Buses, Kojak, or I'll give you two of the longest days of your life.
8. Wonder Woman (1975 TV Series)
Episode: The Fine Art of Crime (1978)
Of course not, only Kojak reruns.
9. The Stand (1994 Mini-Series)
Episode: The Dreams (1994)
Kojak, say hello to Stuart Redmen,
10. Veronica Mars (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Lord of the Pi's (2006)
Okay, I'm so not supposed to be telling you this, but it's 'way too good. So not only did Chip get Kojaked, someone put a Roman numeral in one of those little plastic Easter eggs and stuck it in his "where the sun don't shine" place. And you know where that is.
11. Rush Hour (1998)
I don't want no partner, I don't need no partner and I ain't never gonna have no partner. Did Kojak have a partner?
12. Halloween II (2009)
Well, I'm the boss... of the boss, and I say move your shitbox over there, Kojak, okay? And don't make a federal case out of it, turn off the goddamn gumballs.
13. Third Watch (1999 TV Series)
Listen, Kojak, you're gonna go all happy-crappy New Age on me, you can get out and walk your ass to the detail.
14. Third Watch (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Goodbye to All That (2003)
Listen, Kojak, if you're gonna go all happy-crappy New Age on me, you can get out and walk your ass back to the detail.
15. Network (1976)
But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear; we lie like hell. We'll tell you that, uh, Kojak always gets the killer, or that nobody ever gets cancer at Archie Bunker's house, and no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry, just look at your watch; at the end of the hour he's going to win. We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in *illusions*, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds... We're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here. You're beginning to think that the tube is reality, and that your own lives are unreal. You do whatever the tube tells you! You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even *think* like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing! *WE* are the illusion! So turn off your television sets. Turn them off now. Turn them off right now. Turn them off and leave them off! Turn them off right in the middle of the sentence I'm speaking to you now! TURN THEM OFF...
16. Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
I just passed another Kojak with a Kodak, this place is crawling with bears, where the hell are you?
17. The Benchwarmers (2006)
He didn't do the physical warfare! He played the psychological card by attacking your weaknesses. I started losing my hair when I was nine years old. And he jumped all over it with the mean nicknames! Eight ball. Bowling ball. Kojak. Mr. Clean. Cream of Wheat guy. Scatman Crothers. The black Uncle Fester!
18. Kojak (1973 TV Series)
Episode: Requiem for a Cop (1973)
Your jokes are getting stale, Kojak. You need a fall guy. Don't go poking in my garbage. I'm alibied.
19. Kojak (1973 TV Series)
Episode: The Frame (1976)
Lt. Kojak will now be advised of his rights.
20. Kojak (1973 TV Series)
Episode: Conspiracy of Fear (1973)
Why don't you send yourself up, Kojak? You could use a Sing Sing slimming.
21. Kojak (1973 TV Series)
Episode: Siege of Terror (1973)
That's your goof, Kojak! I warned you: the first bullet's got your name on it.
22. Kojak (1973 TV Series)
Episode: Web of Death (1973)
Kojak... now that's some heavy, heavy necktie you got. I mean a cat on the loose would cop an awful lot of heavy, heavy trade with a tie like that.
23. Kojak (1973 TV Series)
Episode: Dead on His Feet (1974)
Hey, Kojak, did you come here to break in a nightclub act or was there something special you wanted?
24. Facing the Giants (2006)
And what do you have? Kojak.
25. Good Neighbors (1975 TV Series)
Episode: The Happy Event (1976)
Now, look here, Kojak.
26. Foul Play (1978)
Kojak - Bang bang?
Ah, Kojak - Bang bang!
27. The New Avengers (1976 TV Series)
Episode: Sleeper (1976)
Why not? If it's good enough for Kojak, it's good enough for us.
28. Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge (1994 TV Series)
Episode: Show 5 (1994)
And the final candidate, who we have to have on, he's paid his deposit and that's democracy, is Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead III of the Bald Brummies Against the Big-Footed Conspiracy Party, A-ha.
The head slap... No, don't, please, please, don't, um, please don't do that, Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead III.
Are you a... Bald Kojak... big foot hater?
I am Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead III!
29. The Bad News Bears (1979 TV Series)
Episode: The Food Caper (1979)
I am the Kojak of right field! I will apprehend anything hit my way!
30. Piñero (2001)
Pinero was one of the founders of the Nuyorican Poets Cafe. Over the years he went on to write poetry and more plays, wrote for and acted in movies and television. Kojak, Fort Apache - The Bronx, Baretta, Miami Vice, and more...
31. Beastie Boys: Video Anthology (2000 Documentary)
You pull up at the function and you know I'm Kojak. To all the party people that are on my bozak. I've got more action than my man John Woo. And I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew.
32. Rambler (2013)
With a gag ball in her mouth? That's some Kojak detective work!
33. Kojak Budapesten (1980)
Never told you anyone sir, that you look very much like Kojak?
33 titles.