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1. The Flash (2014 TV Series)
Episode: Legends of Today (2015)
Since when did our lives suddenly become an "Indiana Jones" movie?
2. Arrow (2012 TV Series)
Episode: Legends of Yesterday (2015)
Oh, wait, the Indiana Jones reference is the only thing I understood.
3. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Fish Guts Displacement (2012)
Ohhh, like Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Daredevil 1.
4. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Space Probe Disintegration (2015)
This isn't like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, is it? No one's going to rip out my heart, are they?
5. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Launch Acceleration (2012)
What can be more special than having an adequate amount of time to cross the street on your way to buy a tiny Lego Indiana Jones?
6. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Raiders Minimization (2013)
All right. Indiana Jones plays no role in the outcome of the story. If he weren't in the film, it would turn out exactly the same.
Oh, I see your confusion. You don't understand; Indiana Jones was the one in the hat with the whip.
Wait! Wait! If it wasn't for Indiana Jones, the ark would never have ended up at the warehouse.
7. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The 21-Second Excitation (2010)
This is "Indiana Jones", not "Star Trek". There should be no value to his pseudo-celebrity here.
8. The Vampire Diaries (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Plan B (2010)
He's playing 'Indiana Jones'. He involved himself.
9. Castle (2009 TV Series)
Episode: The Fast and the Furriest (2013)
Kind of Crocodile Dundee meets Indiana Jones meets Ted Nugent.
10. Castle (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Secret's Safe with Me (2012)
I know, Ryan! I know that. I ju... can't you let me have this moment? This one, small "Treasure Island"/Indiana Jones moment?
11. Friends (1994 TV Series)
Episode: The One with the Cooking Class (2002)
A paleontologist who works out... you're like "Indiana Jones."
I AM like "Indiana Jones."
12. Lost (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Recon (2010)
What are you, like a... Indiana Jones or somethin'?
Yes. I'm exactly like Indiana Jones.
13. Family Guy (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Seahorse Seashell Party (2011)
Oh, hey, I got an idea. Let's have a sing-a-long. Okay, I'm gonna sing the opening chase music from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Feel free to join in.
14. Community (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Remedial Chaos Theory (2011)
Hey, look. Indiana Jones and the Apartment of Perpetual Virginity.
15. Frasier (1993 TV Series)
Episode: Everyone's a Critic (1999)
Well, I wish you had lent her your Tennessee Williams biography. She wouldn't have kept forgetting his name and calling him Indiana Jones.
16. The Hangover (2009)
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
17. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
I pictured you as this little gray piece of paper, but now I see you and it's like Indiana Jones decided to become the lead singer of The Strokes or something.
18. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than children to save you.
Indiana Jones. I always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door. I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable. So, what are you doing here in Nepal?
Doctor Jones, we've heard a lot about you.
Now, Doctor Jones, you must understand that this is all completely confidential.
Well, Jones, at least you haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time.
Dr. Jones, surely you don't think you can escape from this island?
Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.
So once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine.
All your life has been spent in pursuit of archaeological relics. Inside the Ark are treasures beyond your wildest aspirations. You want to see it opened as well as I. Indiana, we are simply passing through history. This, this *is* history.
Good afternoon, Doctor Jones.
Ah, the same thing your friend Dr. Jones wanted. Surely he mentioned there would be other interested parties?
Jones is dead. I killed him. He was of no use to us. This girl, however, has certain value where we're headed. She'll bring a very fine price. Herr Colonel - that cargo you've taken - if it's your goal, go in peace with it, but leave us the girl. It will reduce our loss on this trip.
I can't find Mr. Jones, Captain. I've looked everywhere.
Mr. Jones! I've heard a lot about you, sir. Your appearance is exactly the way I imagined.
Jones!
Doctor Jones, surely you don't think you can escape from this island?
19. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure.
Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!
Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.
Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist?
Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.
Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?
Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.
And you're too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr. Jones!
Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats. However, there might be a *slight* inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo plane full of live poultry.
No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
You don't believe me, Dr. Jones? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer.
You never told me you spoke my language, Doctor Jones.
You call him Dr. Jones, doll!
Okay, Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones, wake up!
And what events are those Dr Jones?
Dr Jones, you know perfectly well that the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century.
Village stories, Dr Jones. They're just fear and folklore; you're beginning to worry Captain Blumburtt.
Dr Jones, in our country it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.
Dr Jones, we're all vulnerable to vicious rumour. I seem to remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber rather than an archaeologist.
20. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Indiana Jones.
Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.
Don't toy with me, Dr. Jones. What is the point of all this?
So, Dr. Jones, you will help us?
Henry Jones the III.
Do svidanya, Dr. Jones.
Henry Jones Junior...
Where is it you would imagine I am from, Dr. Jones?
Imagine. To peer across the world and know the enemy's secrets. To place our thoughts into the minds of your leaders. Make your teachers teach the true version of history, your soldiers attack on our command. We'll be everywhere at once, more powerful than a whisper, invading your dreams, thinking your thoughts for you while you sleep. We will change you, Dr. Jones, all of you, from the inside. We will turn you into us. And the best part? You won't even know it's happening.
Do svidaniya, Dr. Jones!
No defiant last words, Dr. Jones?
How fortunate our failure to kill you, Dr. Jones. You survive to be of service to us once again.
Well, it's about time you showed up, Jones.
I should've known Jones would drag you into this.
For cryin' out loud, Jones, is it so hard to figure out?
21. Forever (2014 TV Series)
Episode: Hitler on the Half-Shell (2015)
It's just... a swastika embedded into a dead guy's head, stolen Nazi art. What was this guy? Indiana Jones?
Who's Indiana Jones?
22. Notting Hill (1999)
Apart from the American, I've only loved two girls, both absolute disasters. The first one marries me and then leaves me faster than you can say Indiana Jones, and the second one, who seriously ought to have known better, casually marries my best friend.
23. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Legend of the Holy Rose: Part 1 (1989)
Indiana Jones already did that. I saw the movie.
24. Peep Show (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Jeremy's Mummy (2008)
Shit, it's Paddy Ashdown! It's Indiana Jones! It's Indiana Ashdown!
25. Just Shoot Me! (1997 TV Series)
Episode: It's Raining Babies (2003)
George, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. That Indiana Jones, he's based on me, right?
You know George Lucas is my idol. Just this year I've written fourteen Star Wars, eight Indiana Joneses, and a sequel to Willow. You have a dwarf and a sword, the thing writes itself.
26. The Daily Show (1996 TV Series)
You were Indiana Jones.
I always saw Indiana Jones as a comedy.
27. Taxi (2004)
Every hero has a weakness. Superman has kryptonite. Indiana Jones has snakes. Whitney Houston has Bobby Brown... or vice-versa...
28. Sliders (1995 TV Series)
Episode: The Guardian (1996)
Your generation thinks nothing about seeing Indiana Jones thirteen times; well, I happen to feel the same about Mozart.
29. Thank You for Smoking (2005)
Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
Brad Pitt Catherine Zeta-Jones they've just finished ravishing each other's body for the first time they lie naked suspended in air underneath the heavens Pitt lights up and starts blowing smoke rings around her naked flawless body as the galaxies go whizzing by other the glass dome ceiling, now tell me that doesn't work for you?
30. The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (1992 TV Series)
Episode: Young Indiana Jones and the Scandal of 1920 (1993)
Welcome to the round table, Indiana Jones.
Excuse me, Mr. Jones, I just hate to disturb you, but your lunch date's arrived...
Oh Mr. Jones, Tell me, have you forgiven your parents yet?
All's fair in love and showbusiness, Indiana.
31. The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (1992 TV Series)
Episode: Paris, October 1916 (1993)
Je suis ques le nomme de 'Indiana Jones'.
And also Indiana Jones?
You also go by the name of Henry Jones Jr.
32. The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (1992 TV Series)
Episode: Vienna, November 1908 (1993)
Indiana Jones in an old peoples home! It's inconceivable!
Tell me something, Mr. Jones, did you ever see her again?
33. The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (1992 TV Series)
Episode: Barcelona, May 1917 (1992)
No, Norman Rockwell was another kid, I'm Indiana Jones.
My name is Indiana Jones, Mr. Diaghilev.
Ah there you are, Professor Jones.
34. Fanboys (2009)
He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes!
35. Passions (1999 TV Series)
Just like in Indiana Jones.
36. Due South (1994 TV Series)
Episode: The Edge (1996)
What are you, kiddin' me? One false step and I'm an extra in an Indiana Jones movie!
37. The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (2012)
Yeah, I know people really hate "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull", but how come "Temple of Doom" always gets a free pass? It has some of the silliest scenarios, the stupidest lines, and the most obnoxious characters! So how come this one usually gets overlooked whenever talking about bad Indiana Jones flicks?
You're gonna find something silly in an Indiana Jones film?
Well, at least to its credit, it does start off like an Indiana Jones movie. I mean, you got the mountains, the rough and gruff tone, the epic feel of adventure, the...
...dancing Broadway singer, the line chorus, the tap-dancing number? Did I just pop in a copy of "That's Entertainment" by mistake? What the hell is this? Would you ever guess this is an Indiana Jones movie just by the opening?
JESUS CHRIST, MOVIE! I mean, I know the Indiana Jones films can be crazy in their death scenes, but... HOLY SHIT! This is like something a psycho would write! God, it's like how they fire journalists at Fox News!
38. The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Tom and Jerry: The Movie (2008)
Okay, um, little rewrite here. Ahem, okay, Tom and Jerry: The Movie is now about an orphan who is trying to find her father, Indiana Jones, while her evil aunt and her lawyer go searching for her because apparently she's worth alot of money. Oh, and there's a cat and mouse in there somewhere, but that's not important.
A cat and a mouse are driving a ship trying to save the daughter of Indiana Jones while being chased by a Purple People Eater, a dog on a skateboard, a performing ship captain, his hand puppet Squawk, two Mexican wrestlers, and a doctor riding an ice cream cart! Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Mind Fuck.
So let me clarify this for those of you who might have missed it: a cat and mouse are driving a ship, trying to save the daughter of Indiana Jones while being chased by a Purple People Eater, a dog on a skateboard, a performing ship captain, his hand puppet Squawk, two Mexican wrestlers, and a doctor riding an ice cream cart. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the mind fuck!
39. The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Let's Play Bart's Nightmare (2011)
And that was the, uh, Indiana Jones level. I hope you enjoyed it. Um, I really fucking hate it.
40. The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress (2011)
Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. We're all familiar with the term "damsel in distress", the helpless female who always has to get rescued by the male and in return, turns herself into the reward. It's a cliché as old as time itself. But in recent years, it's gone through sort of an equal rights movement. We've discovered that even males have to be rescued once in a while and that truly, stupidity knows no gender. But goddammit, do they have to be so obnoxious? The cliché is bad enough, but when the character clearly shows that he or she can take care of themselves, it just pisses you off when you're the one who has to save them in the end. Or on top of that, if they're just annoying as hell to begin with. Now, I'm not talking about ALL repeat hostages. For example, April O'Neil got captured all the time, but she was also funny, clever, and had a very likable personality. Indiana Jones' father got captured a lot, but again, he was a lot of fun to have an adventure with. These are the people you want to smack in the face every time they get into trouble. They're the obnoxious little pawns whose only purpose is to be rescued, to the point where you just want to say, "You know what? Let the train hit 'em." And I'm here to count down the top 11 of them here today. Why top 11? Because I like to go one step beyond. So, sit back and enjoy the top 11 dumbasses in distress.
Say what you will about the other Indiana Jones movies, but they had some kickass leading ladies: Marion: awesome; Dr. Schneider: awesome; that... Russian dominatrix...
To his credit, he does help Indiana Jones out once in a while, and I guess it is pretty cool that he can drive a freaking car. But most of the time, he's just being rescued from the bad guys and screaming all the way.
41. Smart Guy (1997 TV Series)
Episode: A Little Knowledge (1997)
I feel like that Nazi on Indiana Jones, right before his head melted!
42. The Angry Video Game Nerd (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2006)
And look at this shit right here. These spike walls come at you like an Indiana Jones booby trap and some game designer who's laughing their ass off just decided to put a pizza down there. Okay, well, what's the point? I mean, are you going to be suicidal enough to try and get that pizza? I mean, who's gonna do that? It's impossible. What a joke.
43. The Angry Video Game Nerd (2004 TV Series)
Episode: The Indiana Jones Trilogy (2008)
Man, having to solve all these puzzles, it sort of makes you feel like... Indiana Jones. Well, they got me there.
What's up with Indiana Jones? He looks like a park ranger and walks like he just dumped ass.
44. The Angry Video Game Nerd (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Bible Games III (2011)
Noah has some balls to be rescuing snakes! Indiana Jones wouldn't do that! He thinks Noah's a snake-saving-shit-sucker! Pee Wee Herman once saved snakes, but he fainted. That's right, in order of manliness: Indiana Jones, then Pee Wee, and then fucking Noah!
45. Dirty Jobs (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Fossil Hunter (2011)
How many people get into your field, or think they want to get into your field, because, you know, they saw Indiana Jones or, you know, some documentary on the Discovery Channel, and then realize that they're just too stupid?
46. Fantastic Four (1994 TV Series)
Episode: The Mask of Doom: Part 2 (1994)
Oh, great, Doom's seen that Indiana Jones picture!
47. The Irate Gamer (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom (NES) (2007)
Why is someone like Indiana Jones such a push over against little spiders? If this game was called Rick Moranis and the Temple of Doom, I could understand, but Harrison Ford? Come on.
Now, you end up playing the game as Indiana Jones, but the weird thing is they just throw you into the game. They start you out with no story, no mission objective, nothing. In fact, the only worthwhile thing for you to do is to go through these little caves and little kids will end up giving you items to collect.
48. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (1992 Video Game)
I'm Indiana Jones. Who are you, bucket head?
We're not dating Jones; this is not a date, if it was a date, I would've stood you up!
What now, Jones?
A small bead for a small man, eh Jones? Now it's your turn.
Jones was a better man than I thought, if he could tolerate HER!
You don't look at all well, Dr. Jones.
Jones, Jones, you never learn.
Even colder than my feelings toward you, Dr. Jones.
Alright, Jones... How are you going to find that STATUE in all this JUNK?
49. Where's the Party Yaar? (2003)
Well, after Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom came out, everybody started asking me if I ate monkey brains. Hello? I'm a fricken' vegetarian!
50. AFI's 100 Years... 100 Heroes & Villains (2003 Documentary)
Whoever decided that Indiana Jones should wear a felt hat and a leather jacket in the jungles should have been shot.
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