(1989 TV Series)
Episode: A Midsummer's Nice Dream (2011)
Then could I meet Don Johnson?
And remember, don't indulge in any sin except gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids.
|2.||CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
(2000 TV Series)
Episode: Room Service (2005)
It was the 80's and I had this Don Johnson beard, you know, the "Miami Vice" stubble. It just gave me this air of danger. My lady loved it.
I don't know.
(2004 TV Series)
Episode: Oh, Mandy (2005)
It was nothing. I just repo'd all this shit out of Don Johnson's house anyway. The motherfucker tried to pay me with signed "Nash Bridges" DVDs.
(1987 TV Series)
Episode: The Seven-Month Itch: Part 2 (1988)
Are you serious? Everybody knows without Alvin, they're just a bunch of squirrels dressed like Don Johnson!
They do love me, don't they? They really love me, don't they? Well fellows, can you blame them?
*Really?* Don Johnson?
You are the Don Juan.
No, I don't drink.
I don't... eat.
No, not Johnson. Johnston, with "t".
Hold on a second. Wait. I know you think that I'm your father, don't you?
I'm sorry Don, but I really can't keep Skippy waiting.
Something like that. I'll read it to you. "Dear Don. Sometimes life brings some strange surprises. Its been almost 20 years since we've seen each other, but, now there's something I need to tell you. Years ago, after our story ended, I discovered I was pregnant. I decided to go through with the pregnancy and I had a baby. A son, your son. I decided to raise him by myself because our time together had come to a close. My son is now almost 19. He's somewhat shy and secretive, unlike you. But, a sensitive wonderful person. A few days ago he left on a mysterious road trip. But, I'm almost certain he's searching for his father. I've told him almost nothing about you. But, he's resourceful and imaginative. Anyway, if this is, in fact, your correct address, well, I just felt I should let you know." There was no signature and no return address.
Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it.
|6.||I Could Never Be Your Woman
Listen, you little bird of a man, where do you come off insulting these women? How many hit songs did you sing? How many Oscars do *you* have? Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty? Or live with Don Johnson? Or act with Ted Danson? You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass!
I don't need to be a real man. I'm an actor!
Don't call us, we'll call you!
No, I don't wanna do that. I wanna stay passionate. I-I wanna scream at rock concerts, and-and get angry at the news. And - I wanna wear miniskirts!
"Any young girl wants to be a big name. In movies, they must all be the same. She won't need to sing or to act. Just lose all of her body fat. And isn't it moronic? Don't you think? It's insa-a-ane that they lose so much weight. It's young Nicole with no food on her plate. It's her pal Lindsay barfing up a cake. They think they're all cute, stick figures!"
"It's so hot. Must be 98. For December, that's not so great. While the North Pole is turning to slush, on my TV, there's President Bush. And isn't he moronic? Don't you think? Incredibly moronic. And yes I really do think."
"He's a pa-a-in, in the whole world's ass. He'd stab his mom, for a gallon of gas. How can it be, we voted him in? I just don't see how, it figures."
"A pop star, who went on TV. Tells the whole world, 'Kids sleep here with me'. A mother says to her son, 'Neverland Ranch will be lots of fun'. And isn't she moronic? Don't you think? Incredibly moronic. And yes I really do think."
|7.||Dancing with the Stars
(2004 TV Series)
Episode: Episode #4.6 (2006)
Thank you very much. I'm a big fan of Don Johnson.