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1. Elf (2003)
Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
Who sent this Christmas Gram?
What's a Christmas Gram? I want one!
Now what can I get you for Christmas?
I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right.
Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.
It looks like a Christmas tree.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
What's a Christmas Gram? I want one!
Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!
2. Castle (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Deep in Death (2009)
Ahh, they remake Fame and A Christmas Carol. Has Hollywood totally run out of ideas?
3. Doctor Who (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Unquiet Dead (2005)
"A Christmas Carol"?
Think about it, though. Christmas 1860. It happened once. Just once, and it's... gone, it's finished. It'll never happen again. Except for you. You can go back and see days that are dead and gone, a hundred thousand sunsets ago. No wonder you never stay still.
That's so weird... its Christmas.
But its like - think about it though. Christmas. 1860. Happens once - just once - and then its gone, its finished. It'll never happen again. Except for you. You can go back and see days that are dead and gone a hundred thousand sun sets ago. No wonder you never stay still.
4. Family Guy (1999 TV Series)
Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living and we sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
It's OK, Meg. Your mom is full of Christmas cheer and enough tranquilizer to take down an elephant.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up.
Why don't you take Joe caroling?
Careful! You're washing a baby's scalp, not scrubbing the vomit out of a Christmas dress, you stupid holiday drunk.
You all think Christmas just happens. You think all this goodwill just falls from the freakin' sky. Well, it doesn't! It falls out of my holly jolly butt! So you can cook your own damn turkey. Wrap your own damn presents. And hey, while you're at it, you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell!
5. Community (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas (2010)
We're in the carol canyon. The plants here give off Christmas carols instead of oxygen.
If I can find the meaning of Christmas, then things will go back to normal.
That's the meaning of Christmas?
The meaning of Christmas is that we give it meaning. To me, it used to mean being with my mom. Now, I guess it means being with you guys. Thanks, Lost.
Hey, this is not my fault. This is what Christmas does to people. We put too much meaning into it, and it lets us down.
Saving Christmas.
Everybody, point your magic Christmas weapons at him.
The delusion you're trying to cure is called Christmas, Duncan.
Christmas time is a time to sing. That's what Christmas is for.
Christmas can even be a hannukkah thing. That's what Christmas is for.
Music and cookies and liquorice dreams. That's what Christmas is for.
Video games for two straight weeks. That's what Christmas is for.
That's what Christmas is...
That's what Christmas is... That's what Christmas is for!
6. The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
Hello! Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol! I am here to tell the story.
Well, because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand!
Let us see another Christmas in this place.
My speech! Here's my Christmas speech. Ahem. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."
If I could work my will, every idiot who goes around with "a Merry Christmas" on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!
There was of course, another Christmas Eve with this young woman. Some years later.
Oh please... do not show me that Christmas.
It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve and Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors, each one connected with a thousand thoughts and hopes and joys and cares long, long forgotten.
I can remember nearly 1900 years. I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Christmas is a very busy time for us, Mr. Cratchit. People preparing feasts, giving parties, spending the mortgage money on frivolities. One might say that December is the foreclosure season. Harvest time for the money-lenders.
I do not make merry at Christmas...
I, I *will* honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year! I will live my life in the past, the present and the future. I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me! Tell me that I may sponge out the writing on this stone!
Belle, you know, I love these annual Christmas parties. I love 'em so much, I think we'll do it twice a year!
Tomorrow's Christmas, sir.
Uh, if you please Mr. Scrooge, half an hour off hardly seems customary for Christmas Day.
Oh, spirit, must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene?
Uh, tomorrow's Christmas, sir.
7. Star Trek: Voyager (1995 TV Series)
Episode: The Omega Directive (1998)
Daily log, Seven of Nine, Stardate 15781.2 - Today, Ensign Kim and I will conduct a comprehensive diagnostic of the aft sensor array. I have allocated 3 hours 20 minutes for the task, and an additional 17 minutes for Ensign Kim's usual conversational digressions. I am scheduled to take a nutritional supplement at 1500 hours, engage in one hour of cardiovascular activity. Then I intend to review a text the Doctor recommended, entitled 'A Christmas Carol'. He believes it will have educational value. End log.
8. Home Improvement (1991 TV Series)
Episode: 'Twas the Blight Before Christmas (1993)
The family is always together on Christmas. We hang our stockings together. We talk to relatives on the phone. You have your new saxophone so you can play along while we sing carols and I'm going to make nana's special oyster pecan stuffing.
That's our favorite Christmas carol. The Little Engine Boy. Vroom, vroom-vroom-vroom, vroom.
We're always together at Christmas, even that year your father fell down the chimney. We were together. We were in the emergency room but we were together.
It's also Christmas.
It's also Christmas.
You lied in church on Christmas Eve? Watch out for those lightning bolts. God doesn't like that stuff.
I remember my first Christmas rebellion: I was so mad. My parents went out and bought an artificial tree. The whole Christmas I refused to sing 'Oh, Tannenbaum'.
Christmas is not about being with people you like. It's about being with your family.
Dad, it's just one Christmas. I mean, it's not that big a deal.
That's a great vision for Christmas Eve: The four of us singing hymns, you with Brad in a headlock.
I think you've reached the apex of your Christmas decorating career.
9. A Christmas Kiss (2011 TV Movie)
His first edition of The Christmas Carol.
Christmas future arrives tomorrow.
10. Sanford and Son (1972 TV Series)
Episode: Ebenezer Sanford (1975)
You are Scrooge. This is just like that story, 'Christmas Carol'.
I have the feeling of Christmas!
11. Babylon 5 (1994 TV Series)
Episode: Moments of Transition (1997)
Marley to Scrooge. Dickens. A Christmas Carol.
12. Green Acres (1965 TV Series)
Episode: An Old-Fashioned Christmas (1966)
Gentlemen, I'm surprised at you. The American farmer didn't get where he is today by celebrating Christmas with phony trees and wax popcorn, plastic candy canes. Gentlemen, to the American farmer Christmas is real. He goes out with ax in hand, chops down his own tree, brings it back, garlands it with strings of popcorn from his own corn crib, makes cider from his own apple trees. And when the Christmas carols ring out in the still of the night, he looks up to the sky and he says, 'I'm proud to be an American farmer on Christmas.'
And then we'd play the Hungarian Christmas game called 'Smear the crackers with caviar.'
13. L.A. Law (1986 TV Series)
Episode: Divorce with Extreme Prejudice (1987)
What a farce. All year long these lawyers treat us like schnauzers. And then once a year, they expect us to cheer up and sing Christmas carols.
14. College Road Trip (2008)
I love Christmas carols, don't you? Just give me a chorus of 'Joy to the World' and I'm as mad as a hatter!
15. Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001)
That, ladies and gentlemen is the story of A Christmas Carol. Not quite the same one I wrote in the book, I admit. I hope you enjoyed it, none the less.
Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Snowman!
16. You Can't Do That on Television (1979 TV Series)
Episode: Christmas (????)
Your assignment was to give me a review of A Christmas Carol.
Well, that's right, and Silent Night's my favorite Christmas carol.
Not a Christmas carol, A Christmas Carol by, um, Charles Dickens.
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Joins The A-Team will not be shown at this time. In its place we present another Christmas turkey.
That's it. I believe you. You... are... Santa Claus. And, you know, seeing as you left me just a pair of socks last Christmas... Amigos! Ready! Aim!...
Guys, last Christmas I asked Santa Claus for a winning team. What did I get?
It's driving Dougie crazy. He can't find his Christmas presents anywhere.
We're carolling.
Hey, Doug, what'd you get the coach for Christmas?
Um, Ross, thank you very much for the Christmas bonuses.
Whadda ya like most about Christmas? Is it the Christmas dinner or all the presents?
I got ya a Christmas present.
17. Highway Patrol (1955 TV Series)
Episode: Christmas Story (1956)
One day before Christmas. But no carols were being sung at the Brentwood Motel. For Julie Spaeth was still missing, and so far only one clue had been found. A child's handkerchief, trimmed with fairy tale decorations and blood. The Patrol car took the handkerchief to the crime lab to be analyzed. At Highway Patrol headquarters, the missing girl's father was being held for questioning
Christmas time. The holiday season. A time of merry confusion and festive excitement, long shopping lines, and short tempers. Stores are crowded. Offices close early. Highways become congested with drivers on shopping sprees and families traveling to be with friends and relations. This Christmas, like any Christmas, the Highway Patrol went to extra lengths to curb traffic accidents and prevent holiday tragedies. But, unfortunately, all tragedies cannot be prevented with traffic controls.
18. A Claymation Christmas Celebration (1987 TV Special)
Thematically speaking, we will be looking at Christmas carols as they relate to specific traditions...
Yeah! Songs about Christmas trees, and stacks of gifts, reindeer, and jingling bells, holiday ballet, Santa Claus, universal joy, and Christ - mas snacks!
There is not a carol about snacks.
As making noise was also fun, bell-ringing ceremonies became a part of the spirit of Christmas.
Uh, next on our program is the exquisite Carol of the Bells.
Herb, haven't you had enough Christmas goodies?
19. The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (1950 TV Series)
Episode: Christmas with Mamie Kelly (1951)
Dickens' Christmas Carol.
Oh Gracie, I've been looking for you all over! I've got Blanche's Christmas presents here, will you hide them for me?
Once upon a time, on a beautiful Christmas morning, Scrooge and Bob Cratchit and Tiny Tim went for a walk in the woods while their breakfast was cooling. So, while they were gone, a dear little girl came and knocked on the door. And naturally, nobody answered so she went inside to see who it was, and...
20. I'll Be Seeing You (1944)
See here, Henry, if you're in such good voice, how about a Christmas carol?
No, I'm on vacation. Christmas vacation.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
No, ma'am. I haven't felt so easy in a long time. This is the best Christmas dinner I ever had. Yesterday, I was a stranger here. I mean, I felt like a prisoner inside myself. Now, just to be in a home like this, with people like you, maybe someplace I can come back to next month, or next year...
Might have happened to any girl. Could have been just Christmas sentiment. Good night, Mary.
Well, I am. They gave me a ten day Christmas vacation.
Well, that's what the folks have always hoped, that she won't have to serve her full term now. But the fact that they let her out of prison for Christmas is a pretty good sign. You know, it wasn't until the other night, when she told me how it all happened, I realized that it really isn't her fault. She's not a criminal. I mean, not like real criminals. Oh, it's too bad that you two can't go back on the train together, but then Mary isn't due in Easton until nine o'clock tonight. She wants to spend as much time with us as she can. You can't blame her, after being locked up for three years.
21. Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special (2008 TV Movie)
You go Christmas caroling?
Oh, yes. I love to Christmas carol.
José, what do you want for Christmas?
Dashing through the sand, / With a bomb strapped to my back, / I have a nasty plan / For Christmas in Iraq. / I got through Checkpoint A, / But not through checkpoint B. / That's when I got shot in the ass / By the U.S. military.
What I'd like to do is something that's been a tradition every Christmas Eve in my family for many years.
"'Twas the night before Christmas..."
When we're finished here, will you come caroling with me?
Remember, never use electric lights on a metallic Christmas tree.
Merry Christmas, infidels!
Your disguise is this Christmas hat?
No! Don't say "Christmas"! It's a holiday hat.
Why can't I say "Christmas"?
Jose, what does Christmas mean to you?
I didn't know your gardener was born on Christmas.
"'Twas the night before Christmas, / And all through the house..."
You know, I've been wanting to say this for a couple of years now: screw you, it's "Merry Christmas".
What the hell kind of father are you anyway? If I were you, I'd check his I.D., then taser his fat ass! And how fat is this guy anyway? Everyone's always leaving him plates full of cookies. I think he's a diabetic, too, don't you think? You gotta leave a plate full of insulin! How about that? I can't wait to hear the story next year: "The Night Before Christmas, Part Two: Santa's On Dialysis and He's Missing a Leg"! And all his little dollies have poliosis!
Merry Christmas! I kill you!
"'Merry Christmas to all! Oh, crap, I ran over your bike!'"
Ya know, I don't think Jose celebrates Christmas.
That means "Merry Christmas" in Spanish.
Peanut, how do we go from Christmas...
...to Angelina's boobs? I don't know, can you get them for Christmas for me, please? They would be my holiday hooters!
Good evening, José, and merry Christmas.
You know, we were talking about Christmas.
I love Christmas.
He said "Christmas".
Walter, what would it take to get you into the Christmas spirit?
Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to one and all! Ho ho ho!
22. The Christmas Carol (1949 Short Film)
There was a boy singing a Christmas carol last night, I should have liked to have given him something.
23. Obscurus Lupa Presents (2010 TV Series)
Episode: Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special (2011)
Everyone gathers around to sing Christmas carols when... whoa, Santa just magics himself in in the middle of all this? What, kids can't see him, but for Pee-Wee, he makes a personal appearance? Well, excuse me, I didn't realize he was such a national treasure.
Hi, Lupa. I heard you were doing another Christmas special.
I sure am. Are you doing anything special for Christmas?
I was wondering if I could be in your Christmas special.
Wow, thanks. Did that save me some time on this Christmas special?
24. Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin (1998 TV Special)
Okay. Author of A Christmas Carol.
25. A Minute with Stan Hooper (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie (2003)
Ah, I love to sing Christmas carols. Do you think maybe I could join?
26. Danville 2nd Ward Young Men (2008 TV Series)
Episode: The Amazing Race Birthday Party 2010 (2010)
Okay, so we need to to deliver a cart per person to a shopper in the parking lot,we need to go inside the store and write "Happy Birthday Rick!" on the chalk board. Entire team sing five Christmas carols outside of Trader Joe's. Alright?
27. Animation Lookback (2009 TV Series)
Episode: DreamWorks Animation Part 4 (2010)
I hope you don't do this often Jim. I mean, this is the second time I mentioned that you missed an opportunity to do a voice in an animated film. Go do more than just Horton and almost everybody in A Christmas Carol.
28. A Family Circus Christmas (1979 TV Movie)
His dad was your granddad. He loved Christmas. He used to sing Christmas carols and tell funny stories about Santa and his elves and make everyone laugh. Your father misses him, especially now, at Christmas.
Let's invite him for Christmas!
You know what I asked Santa for to give Daddy for Christmas?
No, I asked him to invite Granddad down from Heaven to be with us for Christmas.
29. Trailer Failure (2009 TV Series)
Episode: A Christmas Carol, Spy Next Door and Wolfman (2009)
And it's time once again, boys and girls, for the snide recap! A Christmas Carol, bah humbug. Or, to update that phrase, ah, bullshit; The Spy Next Door needs to move further down the block; The Wolf Man has bark, but I'll bet that it will bite.
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