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1. Bulworth (1998)

R | 108 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

6.8
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75 Metascore

A suicidally disillusioned liberal politician puts a contract out on himself and takes the opportunity to be bluntly honest with his voters by affecting the rhythms and speech of hip-hop music and culture.

Director: Warren Beatty | Stars: Warren Beatty, Halle Berry, Kimberly Deauna Adams, Vinny Argiro

Votes: 22,878 | Gross: $26.53M

2. I Hired a Contract Killer (1990)

Not Rated | 79 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

7.3
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After fifteen years' service, Henri Boulanger is made redundant from his job. Shocked, he attempts suicide, but can't go through with it, so he hires a contract killer in a seedy bar to ... See full summary »

Director: Aki Kaurismäki | Stars: Jean-Pierre Léaud, Margi Clarke, Kenneth Colley, T.R. Bowen

Votes: 4,376

3. Downloading Nancy (2008)

Not Rated | 102 min | Drama, Thriller

5.8
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19 Metascore

An unhappy wife orders a guy she meets over the Internet to kill her, but the two of them fall in love.

Director: Johan Renck | Stars: Maria Bello, Rufus Sewell, Jason Patric, Amy Brenneman

Votes: 2,406 | Gross: $0.02M

4. Grace Quigley (1984)

PG | 87 min | Comedy

5.8
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Grace Quigley is nearing the end of her life, living alone in her New York apartment. One day she witnesses a murder being committed by top hit-man, Seymour Flint. She decides to blackmail ... See full summary »

Director: Anthony Harvey | Stars: Katharine Hepburn, Nick Nolte, Kit Le Fever, Chip Zien

Votes: 526

5. Killer (1994)

R | 95 min | Drama, Romance, Thriller

6.1
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A professional assassin, having just "cleaned up" a botched "job," is pressured into another new assignment by his boss. He is beginning to find himself off-balanced and self-questioning ... See full summary »

Director: Mark Malone | Stars: Anthony LaPaglia, Mimi Rogers, Matt Craven, Peter Boyle

Votes: 530 | Gross: $0.38M

6. Emmett's Mark (2002)

R | 104 min | Drama, Crime, Thriller

6.1
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In order to avoid the debilitating effects of a terminal illness, a young detective orders a hit on himself.

Director: Keith Snyder | Stars: Scott Wolf, Tim Roth, Gabriel Byrne, Greg Wood

Votes: 1,663

7. Ik ben Joep Meloen (1981)

95 min | Comedy

5.3
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Director: Guus Verstraete | Stars: André van Duin, Corry van Gorp, Frans van Dusschoten, Doris Van Caneghem

Votes: 360

8. The Whistler (1944)

Approved | 59 min | Film-Noir, Mystery, Thriller

6.6
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A depressed man hires an assassin to kill him when he least expects it, but when his life takes an upward turn, he finds he now wishes to live.

Director: William Castle | Stars: Richard Dix, Gloria Stuart, J. Carrol Naish, Alan Dinehart

Votes: 642

9. Crazy in the Noodle (1957)

79 min | Comedy

6.3
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Director: Maurice Régamey | Stars: Louis de Funès, Nadine Tallier, Christian Duvaleix, Christian Méry

Votes: 221

10. A Friend of the Deceased (1997)

R | 100 min | Comedy, Drama

7.0
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Tolla takes out a contract on himself and then changes his mind.

Directors: Leonid Boyko, Vyacheslav Krishtofovich | Stars: Tetyana Kryvytska Stang Lund, Aleksandr Lazarev, Anzhelika Nevolina, Elena Korikova

Votes: 306 | Gross: $0.15M

11. Shut Up and Shoot Me (2005)

90 min | Comedy

6.2
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Long-suffering Czech Pavel Zeman works six jobs, so his ungrateful wife Liba can buy designer shoes and clothes. Colin Frampton is an Englishman who never stops worrying, not even on ... See full summary »

Director: Steen Agro | Stars: Karel Roden, Andy Nyman, Anna Geislerová, Robert Polo

Votes: 397

12. Der Mann, der seinen Mörder sucht (1931)

97 min | Comedy

6.4
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Director: Robert Siodmak | Stars: Heinz Rühmann, Lien Deyers, Raimund Janitschek, Hans Leibelt

Votes: 125

13. Edy (2005)

Not Rated | 101 min | Drama, Thriller

5.7
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An insurance salesman turns into a walking catastrophe himself. First film by Stéphan Guérin-Tillié, starring Philippe Noiret and François Berléand.

Director: Stéphan Guérin-Tillié | Stars: François Berléand, Philippe Noiret, Yves Verhoeven, Laurent Bateau

Votes: 170

14. Tulips (1981)

PG | 93 min | Comedy, Drama

4.1
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Leland is suicidal, so he hires a hitman called Avocado to kill him. Code word for the hit will be "tulips". However, that's when Leland meets his suicidal soulmate Rutanya and changes his mind. Now they must try to stop Avocado.

Directors: Rex Bromfield, Mark Warren, Al Waxman | Stars: Gabe Kaplan, Bernadette Peters, Henry Gibson, Al Waxman

Votes: 34

15. Sinucide-ma! (2011)

38 min | Short, Drama, Thriller

7.2
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Alex wants to kill himself. But his self-preservation instinct stops him from doing it so he decides to hire an assassin to do the job for him. After signing the deal, Alex starts to panic,... See full summary »

Director: Jamil Hendi | Stars: Marius Bodochi, Vasile Calofir, Magda Catone, Cheloo

Votes: 208

16. Ubey menya! Nu, pozhaluysta (2008 TV Movie)

100 min | Comedy, Crime, Romance

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Director: Oksana Bayrak | Stars: Neonila Beletskaya, Aleksey Dubrovskiy, Anatoliy Dyachenko, Natasha Furman

17. Starsky and Hutch (1975–1979)
Episode: Cover Girl (1978)

Action, Crime, Drama

7.7
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A top model believes she has terminal cancer and arranges for a genius hit-man to end her life. She discovers the cancer is in remission, but it is too late to cancel the contract, so she turns to old flame Hutch to prevent her own death.

Director: Rick Edelstein | Stars: David Soul, Paul Michael Glaser, Antonio Fargas, Bernie Hamilton

Votes: 41

18. Mod Squad (1968–1973)
Episode: Lisa (1969)

Action, Crime, Drama

6.5
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After the police commissioner's sister is the apparent target of a killer Greer and the Squad are assigned to watch over her.

Director: Robert Michael Lewis | Stars: Michael Cole, Clarence Williams III, Peggy Lipton, Tige Andrews

Votes: 13