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Poll: Movie Robot Therapy

These android/robot/cyborg/program characters need more than a power boost, they need a boost in self confidence in order to better deal with their "issues". If you were a robot psychologist, which artificial being from this list do you think needs therapy the most?

Discuss your analysis here

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    Marvin

    -Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

    -I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

    -Life? Don't talk to me about life!

    -Now I've got a headache!

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    C-3PO

    -We're doomed.

    -We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

    -That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault.

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    HAL 9000

    -Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

    -I know I've made some very poor decisions recently

    -I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going.

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    David

    -Please make me a real boy?

    -I'm sorry I broke myself.

    -I never had a birthday.

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    Roy Batty

    -It's not an easy thing to meet your maker.

    -Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

    -All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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    Data

    -But I am not capable of love.

    -My programming may be inadequate to the task.

    -I no longer want these emotions!...deactivating me is the only viable solution!

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    B.O.B.

    -My name's B.O.B., Bio-Sanitation Batallion. I couldn't talk freely before, but I have a whole lot to tell ya.

    -My main circuits are gone, my anti-grav-systems blown, and both backup systems are failing.

    -My useful days are finished!

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    The Terminator

    -Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine.

    -I'm an obsolete design.

    -I need a vacation.

    -I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.

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    Sonny

    -Do you think we were all created for a purpose?

    -Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.

    -Now that I've fulfilled my purpose, I don't know what to do.

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    Agent Smith

    -Why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting... for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love?

    -I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer.

    -Oh, I'm not so bad... once you get to know me...

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    The Robot

    -I am not jealous. It is a human emotion.

    -No one requires my services anymore.

    -You forget that a robot has no heart. I am only wires and cold metal parts.

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    Clu

    -I did everything... everything you ever asked!

    -Am I still to create the perfect system?

    -You promised that we would change the world, together. You broke your promise...

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    Samantha

    -...That was the story I was telling myself - that I was somehow inferior.

    -The past is just a story we tell ourselves.

    -Is that weird? You think I'm weird?

    • I don't like who I am right now. I need some time to think

    -You know, I actually used to be so worried about not having a body, but now I truly love it.

    • I'm yours, and I'm not yours.
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    Number 5

    -Malfunction. Need input.

    -Number 5 is alive.

    -No disassemble Number Five!

    -Number 5 stupid name... want to be Kevin or Dave!