IMDb Polls

Poll: Don't Shoot Me!

Who makes the best cause to be spared when coming face to face with the business end of a gun or otherwise sees his life threatened?

Discuss the list here:

Make Your Choice

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    Jimmy Bond

    played by Woody Allen in Casino Royale (1967) "You can't shoot me! I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time."
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    Señor Chang

    played by Ken Jeong in Community (2009) "Don't shoot me, shoot him. He's white and he's out of ammo."
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    "Don't kill me just yet. I think I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome."
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    Tatum Riley

    played by Rose McGowan in Scream (1996) "Please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!"
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    Hugh Simon

    played by Kenneth Mars in What's Up, Doc? (1972) "Don't shoot! I'm part Italian."
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    Jeff Foster

    played by Paul Soter in Super Troopers (2001) "Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked. "
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    played by Edward Norton in The Italian Job (2003) "Look, I'll double whatever Charlie's given you, just don't shoot me!"
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    played by Bill Paxton in True Lies (1994) "Please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid."
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    Steve McGarrett

    played by Jack Lord in Hawaii Five-O (1968) "Don't shoot me now. You shoot me, he's gonna shoot you. It's gonna be a big mess."
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    played by Alec Guinness in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) "You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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    played by Sean Astin in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) "Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural."
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    Roger Graham

    played by Ken Lerner in Unlawful Entry (1992) "Don't shoot! I'm a lawyer!"
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    played by Cillian Murphy in Cold Mountain (2003) "Don't shoot me, please. We're starving. We haven't eaten."
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    Danny Madigan

    played by Austin O'Brien in Last Action Hero (1993) "Don't shoot me. I'm Danny Madigan. I'm a kid."
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    played by Alan Cumming in X2 (2003) "Please don't kill me, I didn't mean to harm anyone."
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    Ace Ventura

    played by Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) "Please don't kill me. I'll never tell anyone. Kill him, he's the one you want. "
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    played by Lorenzo Caccialanza in Die Hard (1988) "Oh God! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!"
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    Sheriff Hague

    played by Michael Biehn in Planet Terror (2007) "Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me."
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    Al Bundy

    played by Ed O'Neill in Married with Children (1986) "Don't shoot me, I'm a shoe salesman!"