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Poll: Worst Superhero Babysitter

They are great at fighting crime, but would you trust them with your children? Who would be the worst babysitter?

Discuss here.

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    X-Men (1992)

    Wolverine: His short temper and the knives protruding from his hands make him ill-suited for watching children. Also, can you see him putting them to bed? "Listen bub, it's time to go to sleep!"
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    Wolverine and the X-Men (2008)

    The Incredible Hulk: The fact that he is a giant green monster that likes to smash things when he gets mad might make changing diapers difficult. Also, do you really want someone without a shirt watching your kids?
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    Wolverine and the X-Men (2008)

    Cyclops: He is the last person I would want to keep an eye on my kids, considering if he actually looks at them he blows them up! What if he picks one up and they accidentally pull off his glasses?!
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    Wolverine and the X-Men (2008)

    Rogue: She literally cannot touch the kids without nearly killing them...
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    Wolverine and the X-Men (2008)

    Gambit: You don't want to expose your kids to gambling now do you?
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    Chris Evans in Fantastic Four (2005)

    The Human Torch: If he says flame on at the wrong time you have a Kentucky Fried Kid.
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    Michael Chiklis in Fantastic Four (2005)

    The Thing: He is pretty scary to look at and he walks around in a blue speedo.
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    Teen Titans (2003)

    Raven (on left): She is emo, moody, and a half demon.
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    Justice League (2001)

    Hawkgirl: Don't trust your bird with a hawk, and don't trust your kid with a Hawkgirl.
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    Justice League (2001)

    The Martian Man Hunter: I think the name alone is just a turn off.
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    Jackie Earle Haley in Watchmen (2009)

    Rorschach: He is nuttier than squirrel poo.
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    Jessica Alba and Ioan Gruffudd in Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

    The Invisible Woman: She is never there when you need her!
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    Iron Man (2008)

    Iron Man: Absent minded, narcissistic, and self-centered. Also, sometimes missiles blow up his house.
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

    The Ninja Turtles: They leave weapons laying around everywhere, they are technically teenagers and immature, and they would only feed the kid pizza.
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    Spawn (1997)

    Spawn: Sometimes sharp things shoot out of his body. He got his powers from Hell. Sort of used to be a hit man...