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Poll: Funniest combo of 2 classic AFI's Quotes ...

From these 35 combinations of two classic cinematic quotes, listed in the American Film Institute's Top 100 -each quote being used once, which makes 70% of the list exploited for this poll- which ones make the funniest exchange, or which combos make you wish it really happened in the film?

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    On the Waterfront (1954)

    "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. - Well, nobody's perfect!" (Some Like It Hot (1959))
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    Sunset Blvd. (1950)

    "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" (Gone with the Wind (1939))
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    Cool Hand Luke (1967)

    "What we've got here is failure to communicate. - You talkin' to me?" (Taxi Driver (1976))
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    Grand Hotel (1932)

    "I want to be alone. - They're here." (Poltergeist (1982))
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    The Pride of the Yankees (1942)

    "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. - There's no crying in baseball!" (A League of Their Own (1992))
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    Casablanca (1942)

    "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Show me the money." (Jerry Maguire (1996))
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    A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

    "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. - Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." (Planet of the Apes (1968))
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    Apollo 13 (1995)

    "Houston, we have a problem. - Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars." (Now, Voyager (1942))
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    Scarface (1983)

    "Say 'hello' to my little friend. - Hello, gorgeous." (Funny Girl (1968))
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    Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

    "Attica! Attica! - La-dee-da, la-dee-da." (Annie Hall (1977))
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    Casablanca (1942)

    "We'll always have Paris. - I'll have what she's having." (When Harry Met Sally... (1989))
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    Dracula (1931)

    (in the same sentence) "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make... wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!" (The Jazz Singer (1927))
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    Jaws (1975)

    "You're gonna need a bigger boat. - If you build it, he will come." (Field of Dreams (1989))
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    Casablanca (1942)

    "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - A boy's best friend is his mother." (Psycho (1960))
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    Midnight Cowboy (1969)

    "I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." (Casablanca (1942))
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    Sudden Impact (1983)

    "Go ahead, make my day. - Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?" (Little Caesar (1931))
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    She Done Him Wrong (1933)

    "Why don't you come up sometime and see me? - You can't handle the truth!" (A Few Good Men (1992))
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    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

    "E.T. phone home.
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    Network (1976)

    "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! - Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown" (Chinatown (1974))
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    Shane (1953)

    "Shane! Shane, Come back! - I'll be back" (The Terminator (1984))
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    Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

    "Hasta la vista, baby! - Nobody puts 'baby' in a corner" (Dirty Dancing (1987))
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    The Godfather (1972)

    "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. - I see dead people" (The Sixth Sense (1999))
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    The Graduate (1967)

    "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? - Elementary, my dear Watson" (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939))
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    Top Gun (1986)

    "I feel the need -- the need for speed! - Snap out of it!" (Moonstruck (1987))
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    Animal Crackers (1930)

    "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."! - My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'" (Forrest Gump (1994))
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    2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

    "Open the pod bay doors please, HAL."! - They call me Mister Tibbs!" (In the Heat of the Night (1967))
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    Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

    "We rob banks!" - Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" (Wall Street (1987))
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    Dr. No (1962)

    "Bond. James Bond." - Stella! Hey, Stella!" (Wall Street (1987))
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    Rocky (1976)

    (in the same sentence) "Yo, Adrian... my precious." (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002))
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    The Wizard of Oz (1939)

    "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. - Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" (Sons of the Desert (1933))
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    Airplane! (1980)

    "Surely you can't be serious.
    • "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.
    -Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
    (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964))
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    Soylent Green (1973)

    "Soylent Green is people! - As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." (Gone with the Wind (1939))
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    Dead Poets Society (1989)

    "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
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    Beyond the Forest (1949)

    "What a dump.
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    Marathon Man (1976)

    "Is it safe? - Plastics." (The Graduate (1967))