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Blair Witch (2016) Review
21 September 2016 9:09 PM, PDT
Reviewed by Jesse Miller
Back when the sneaky buggers at Lionsgate revealed that the upcoming Adam Wingard (You’re Next) directed The Woods was a new Blair Witch film; I almost fell out of my chair. Making a sequel to a 1999 film after all these years is a ballsy move – but more importantly, where could you possibly go with the story?
The answer is: I can’t tell you. This is something you’re going to want to see for yourself.
What I will tell you is the plot: James, the younger brother of Heather, finds new evidence of Heather out in the woods where she disappeared and sets out with his girlfriend, Lisa and his two other friends, Pete and Ashley.
Along the way, they’re joined by another couple Lane and Talia, who know a bit about the history of the place and tag along for »
'Krampus: The Devil Returns' (2016) Review
21 September 2016 8:49 PM, PDT
Reviewed by Jesse Miller
Krampus:The Devil Devil Returns
Synopsis: Five years after the murder of his wife and disappearance of his daughter, former police officer Jeremy Duffin is brought back to help in the hunt for a yuletide monster that punishes children that have been "naughty." As the monster becomes more erratic and unpredictable, Jeremy learns the truth about the disappearance of his daughter and the fate that has been bestowed upon him by an unlikely source. Can Jeremy finally end the nightmare Christmas monster that has terrorized this town for years?
Also returning is A.J Leslie, now looking a little grizzled, as he’s brought back into the mix after »
Movie Review: The Shallows (2016)
19 September 2016 7:08 PM, PDT
Reviewed by Seth Metoyer,
I went into The Shallows with pretty low expectations. From the trailer and key art released, it was obvious what was in store. Blake Lively in a bikini being hunted in shallow waters by a lunatic shark, and that’s what we got.
To my surprise, it actually worked. It exceeded my expectations, which I mentioned, were pretty low to begin with.
The Shallows is a survival horror thriller film directed by Jaume Collet-Serra, written by Anthony Jaswinski and starring Blake Lively. In the movie, a surfer (Blake Lively), on a hiatus from medical school, becomes stranded two hundred yards from shore. She must use her smarts and conjure up the determination to survive a great white shark attack.
For some unknown reason, this shark had a major beef with humans. Perhaps he was territorial of the whale carcass he was munching on, but »