Is Naya Rivera
trying to score herself a new job after her Glee
role runs out? Because the newlywed should know that American Horror Story: Coven
is already fully cast. Also, Stevie Nicks
doesn't need a side kick, there's no planned sequel to The Craft, and Johnny Depp
already has a girlfriend. So considering all those facts, we have no idea why the new Mrs. Ryan Dorsey
is dressed in a witchy woman pirate costume. If just a few elements of this ensemble were swapped out, the style might work. We're always fans of a floppy, Jennifer Lopez
-style hat, and the short, flirty skirt definitely works on this leggy beauty. Our issues are with those '70s bell sleeves and the terrifying black...