Conan O'Brien, on the Olympics and Jay Leno: "NBC will finally get to show somebody who's Ok with passing the torch."
Dinah: "Come over to academia. The fun never ends!"
Felicity: "British people are really bad liars."
Felicity: "Lucky for us, Tibetan pit-viper venom is difficult to transport."
Lance: "Where'd you two even meet?"
Sara: "Vigilante club."
Bonnie: "I just want to say how proud I am of my daughter. She is the strongest person I know. If I had a guy like this, I'd be robbing banks and shooting heroin into my eyeballs to keep our love alive."
Winston: "Honestly, can you not see