Ready to celebrate the holidays – Chuck Norris style? Watch the great one do the splits and then check out our list of the 10 Best Christmas Movies One-Liners.
On behalf of our team at We Are Movie Geeks, we wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday season!
Honorable Mention: A Madea Christmas
“They wanted Santa, but he’s on lockdown.”
10. Love, Actually (2003)
“So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.” – Billy Mack (Bill Nighy)
9. Home Alone
“I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my...
On behalf of our team at We Are Movie Geeks, we wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy Holiday season!
Honorable Mention: A Madea Christmas
“They wanted Santa, but he’s on lockdown.”
10. Love, Actually (2003)
“So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.” – Billy Mack (Bill Nighy)
9. Home Alone
“I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my...
- 12/25/2013
- by Movie Geeks
- WeAreMovieGeeks.com
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