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It turns out you can't down martinis 24/7 and live to tell the tale -- not even if you're James Bond.

A group of spoilsports British researchers proved that point recently when they took a look at 007's hard-partying lifestyle as depicted in Ian Fleming's books, and analyzed just how much damage all that booze might have done to Bond were he a real-life international spy. The tongue-in-cheek study, published in the British Medical Journal's holiday issue, reports that Bond would suffer from such splitting hangover-induced headaches that he wouldn't be able to chase down villains, and his speech would constantly be slurred; he'd also be quite overweight, thanks to drunken eating binges.

"Their findings showed that Bond was a major alcoholic, in a category of drinkers at highest risk of developing malignancies, depression, hypertension and cirrhosis," writes the Los Angeles Times about the study. "Despite his reputation as a womanizer, »

- Katie Roberts

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