19 November 2013 10:00 AM, PST | Vulture | See recent Vulture news »

Hello, everyone, and Happy Almost Thanksgiving! Do we know to give thanks next week for Carlton? Because by now we should all be well aware that, without Witchiepoo, this show would be a Groundhog Day–style whirling dervish of repetitive Richards-on-Vanderpump misdeeds, with nary a magic ball in sight, and haven’t we all reached our limits when it comes to the static predictability of Kim and Kyle? Kim is a damaged husk of a former child star who owns a dog that will one day take her life, and Kyle is the worst human being who has ever lived. This won’t change. They won’t change. On with the black magick!Sadly, other things happened in this week’s episode before we learned that Carlton Used To practice the dark arts before she had children. That means: Basically, Carlton used to kill people with her mind, using spells »

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