Because the "50 Shades of Grey" stars were announced this week and sadly you didn't get the part, we've got a few movies to distract you this weekend:
On the Big Screen: "Salinger"
Shane Salerno's new documentary, which opens today, is filled with all the fun facts that your high school English teacher didn't tell you about J.D. Salinger. For example, the "Catcher in the Rye" writer had a thing for young ladies, didn't really enjoy sex, and likely had just one testicle. The movie divulges all kinds of secrets from the life of a guy who made being a recluse cool way before Lauryn Hill and mid-2000s Dave Chappelle.
On the Boob Tube: "A Sister's Nightmare"
Get ready for a "Gossip Girl" reunion! Nope, it's not Chuck and Blair or Serena and Lonely Boy. It's Rufus, the hipster dad with a knack for making waffles,