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In this day and age, there is no reason for any celebrity to look this bad, and especially not the sleazily attractive Simon Cowell. If he can manage to be sexually attractive after being such a gigantic jerk, he can manage to not look like such a hot mess."But wait," you might be wondering: "Are we talking about the silly glasses or how far his shirt is unbuttoned or that painfully obvious makeup line that's just above his chest hair?" Well, friends, we're talking about all of it, so go crazy.Any professional person working with Simon Cowell should realize that he's going to show off his chest hair at every given opportunity. He just is. So if you're going to do makeup this thick, do it down to his bellybutton. That's just logic.--Emily Trainham  Read more »

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