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The Cookie Monster finished duct taping Kermit to the chair, stepped back, removed a cattle prod from somewhere within his fur and growled, “Where cookie?” “I don’t know where your cookie is,” Kermit whined. The Monster brandished the cattle prod.  “Last chance.  Where cookie?” Then he jammed the cattle prod into the part of Kermit’s anatomy that would have sported genitals, if puppets had genitals, and pressed a stud. Fzzzzzzzzt! “Ow!” Kermit complained. “One last time,” The Cookie Monster said.  “Where friggin’ cookie?” Let us draw a curtain of discretion across the remainder of this distressing scene and allow your imagination to supply the rest of it.  (Though, just between you and me, if I’d been the Monster, I’d’ve used my prod on Oscar the Grouch.) Yeah, torture.  Seems like a muppet or an old comics guy can hardly go to the multiplex or even »

- Dennis O'Neil

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