We start with a loving pan across our criminally attractive (and criminally insane) psycho threesome as they languish in bed on a sunny Hudson Valley morning. Paul (Adan Canto) tries to spoon Jacob (Nico Tortorella), but Jacob gets up to hit the bathroom, so Paul spoons Emma (Valorie Curry) instead. Hey - any sociopath in a storm, amiright? She's all over it, having just spent the evening scrubbing her delicates on his abs in the shower (which sounds far dirtier than I meant it to).
Paul asks, "Jacob's freaking out, isn't he?" Dude, I think that ship sailed about ten dead bodies and three gay years ago.
Jacob has lots of tattoos, by the way. Character's? Actor's? Enquiring minds wanna know!
Meanwhile, Joey climbs the library bookshelf, and in a sequence exactly as suspenseful as an ad for DuPont Stainmaster Carpeting manages to get the phone from its hiding space »
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