11 February 2013 9:30 AM, PST | TooFab | See recent TooFab news »

Alright, so I've got a confession to make: behind closed doors (and by "behind closed doors," I mean "in my head") I call Rihanna, "Ri-haha." I know it's pretty stupid and juvenile and stuff, but here's what you need to do: go and have a few drinks and think it over. Like, right now. It's Ok -- I give you permission to clock out or whatever you have to do to leave your place of employment and go somewhere that serves alcoholic beverages. While you're there? Throw a few back, and then think about the general idiocy of Rihanna. Then I want you to try to tell me that "Ri-haha" isn't probably the best thing you've heard all day. Triple-dog dare you. I know it's really, really stupid, but you know what else is also really, really stupid? The influx of people who'll probably be calling their children "Rihanna" in ten years or so. »

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