24 January 2013 2:12 PM, PST | Filmology | See recent Filmology news »

Yes, yes, ya'll: the Steve Jobs biopic (lazily titled Jobs, by the way) is officially happening, and yes, it's starring the stonger guy from Dude, Where's My Car? who went on to become a stoner guy on That 70's Show and then a deadbeat on Two and a Half Men, which actually is a trajectory that sounds horrible but winds up making you insanely goddamn rich. Just like Apple CEO Steve Jobs, who literally revolutionized the way we do Everything, from listening to music to communicating with one another to tinier, heavier-pixelated screens with which to watch porn. Basically, Ashton Kutcher and Steve Jobs are the same person, and should be treated as such. This trailer is proof:

Jobs hits theatres on April 19th. What did you think? Did the Kutch convince you that he's up for the role of one of the greatest visionaries who ever lived? Let us »

- Terron R. Moore

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