18 January 2013 8:45 AM, PST | The Guardian - TV News | See recent The Guardian - TV News news »

It's freezing, everybody is broke – and between the hours of 5:30pm and 8:30pm tomorrow, television will become a terrifying post-apocalyptic wasteland where Splash! is best thing on

Ladies and gentlemen, we stand on the precipice of history. Tomorrow, the good people of this country will face one of the most monumental events of this, or any other, lifetime. We will be tried. We will be tested. We may never be the same again. For tomorrow we will blunder face-first into the very worst Saturday evening TV schedule in living memory.

This is not a drill. Tomorrow, between the hours of 5:30pm and 8:30pm, all of television will become a wasteland. A terrifying post-apocalyptic wasteland with a total absence of light or happiness, like The Book of Eli or the modern British high street. And you can't escape. It's the middle of January. It's too cold to go outside, »

- Stuart Heritage

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