Eighteen severed human heads are discovered by customs agents at Chicago’s O’Hare airport
Eighteen (18) severed Human heads were casually delivered to Chicago by airplane this morning. I say casual because here is the official quote from customs:
“Everybody here is “Oh my gosh, you got a box of heads” and everybody thinks that it’s unheard of.”
Uh, that’s because it is. And maybe if you’re so jaded about it, you should find yourself a new job.
Stolen Train Crashes Into Home in Sweden
Whoops, a woman hired to clean a train instead took it on a one way trip into a house. Everyone was fine, so it’s just funny to think about.
Jessica Simpson Sitcom in the Works at NBC