Icymi: Today Was Full Of The Best News Ever

Icymi or “In case you missed it,” today had some of the best news ever. We’ll run you through it right now.

Eighteen severed human heads are discovered by customs agents at Chicago’s O’Hare airport

Eighteen (18) severed Human heads were casually delivered to Chicago by airplane this morning. I say casual because here is the official quote from customs:

“Everybody here is “Oh my gosh, you got a box of heads” and everybody thinks that it’s unheard of.”

Uh, that’s because it is. And maybe if you’re so jaded about it, you should find yourself a new job.

Stolen Train Crashes Into Home in Sweden

Whoops, a woman hired to clean a train instead took it on a one way trip into a house. Everyone was fine, so it’s just funny to think about.

Jessica Simpson Sitcom in the Works at NBC

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