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Kate Middleton will probably be a glamorous fashionplate for years to come, but you wouldn't know it from checking out her new official portrait. The Duchess of Cambridge looks slightly fatigued and sinister in the new painting, and while we won't hold that against Kate or her chicness, we will make fun of it. Here are 10 things this bizarre picture reminds us of. 

1. A morph between Liz and Dick

2. A Kate Walsh screentest for the role of Mary Todd Lincoln

3. An abandoned Julia Roberts project called Mona Lisa Smize

4. A less-then-effervescent Valerie Bertinelli (which is basically impossible)

5. Masterpiece Theatre presents Tess of the D'Urbervilles... is Tired

6. Michelle Pfeiffer as Kathleen Turner as Lindsay Lohan

7. Exactly the face Lauren Bacall made while doing Fancy Feast voiceovers.

8. A still from an overly earnest Advil commercial

9. Kate Middleton doing her best impression of Eileen Rand from Smash

10. Sarah Ferguson, Attorney At Law

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- virtel

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