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"See the lonely boy, out on the weekend. Trying to make it pay." – Neil Young

Greetings from the apocalypse, and welcome to the new weekly feature where our lone warrior gives you the play-by-play for how your filmgoing weekend can unfold, Friday-to-Sunday, morning-to-night.

No, the Mayan doomsday didn't actually come to pass, but we are in the moviegoing wasteland known as January. Get out your grandfather's Geiger counter buried under the porno mags in his fallout shelter, because the risk of contamination is high from the radioactive lineup of post-Christmas studio dumps. As our nation does a "Thelma & Louise" over the fiscal cliff, we're diving head-first into the cinematic 'pockyclypse that is 2013, and with my help you just might survive the long nuclear winter.

Friday, January 4

Nothing says "dog days of January" like a sequel to a remake to a warmed-over horror franchise from the studly '70s. "Texas Chainsaw 3D »

- Max Evry

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