And so it was that the Planet Fanboy completed another revolution around its spherical gaseous furnace called "Sol" (short for Solomon) and, behold, there was another year.
It was a good one, this 2012, but 2013 looks like it might have it beat. Why's that, you ask? Because a new falafel guy just opened up a block from me. You think I'm jesting, but you haven't tasted his garlic tahini habibi sauce. Also: there are some dynamite Fanboy film properties coming down the pike. Here are the ones that, should you even consider not seeing on opening night, you'd best charter the first available shuttle to Planet Poseur.
"G.I. Joe Retaliation" (March 29)
In this new one Cobra has taken over the White House and The Rock is playing Roadblock. Yeah, Rachel Nichols' Scarlett isn't here, but Elodie Yung is Jinx. And she's flying off the side of a cliff with Snake Eyes in the trailer. »
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