29 November 2012 12:27 PM, PST | NextMovie | See recent NextMovie news »

“Joy comes not through possession or ownership but through a wise and loving heart." - attributed to the Buddha.

“I want an Oompa Loompa Now!" - attributed to Veruca Salt.

It's the end of the year, and regardless of whatever faith you follow, you deserve a pat on the back for not running amok in the town square and bashing idiots in the face with a cricket paddle.

It's time for some holiday giving and you know what that means: sending trinkets to your favorite Internet wags!

I will graciously accept any and all of the following items (which I must, must, must own!) on behalf of my devoted and highly solvent adoring public. Don't skimp on the bubble-wrap either! Please send to:

Jordan Hoffman c/o Planet Fanboy

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