“Joy comes not through possession or ownership but through a wise and loving heart." - attributed to the Buddha.
“I want an Oompa Loompa Now!" - attributed to Veruca Salt.
It's the end of the year, and regardless of whatever faith you follow, you deserve a pat on the back for not running amok in the town square and bashing idiots in the face with a cricket paddle.
It's time for some holiday giving and you know what that means: sending trinkets to your favorite Internet wags!
I will graciously accept any and all of the following items (which I must, must, must own!) on behalf of my devoted and highly solvent adoring public. Don't skimp on the bubble-wrap either! Please send to:
Jordan Hoffman c/o Planet Fanboy
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