20 November 2012 6:16 AM, PST | Shadowlocked | See recent Shadowlocked news »
Disclaimer: There is a solid chance, thanks to Steam's constant updating (not to mention the indisputable fact that Steam is simply the human name for a nighmarish labyrinth of blood-filled tubes and downloadable hats from an eternal dimension of meat and howling), that my save file corrupted during the review process. Of course, for a consummate professional, this isn't a problem - it's simply a case of restarting the game from the beginning, relaxing into a £7,000 GameXtreme Hyperthrone and ordering a trusty manservant to fetch another roasted swan neck and towering pile of cocaine, all served from a golden platter hand-polished by the Queen herself. Gor Bless'er.
Unfortunately, given that I am gaming journalism's equivalent of a Dickensian urchin whose daily activities run to nicking handkerchiefs and avoiding Australia, I am in a position where I must review the experience which the game presented to me. Any gaps in my »
Similar News Items
Soldier of Fortune (1955)- 10 Excessively Violent Video Game Moments That Shocked The World (From Obsessed with Film. 18 February 2013, 8:56 AM, PST)
- TV review: Room at the Top; Doomsday Preppers (From The Guardian - TV News. 26 September 2012, 4:00 PM, PDT)
- R.I.P. Michael Clarke Duncan (1957-2012) (From Flickeringmyth. 4 September 2012, 10:09 AM, PDT)
company.