NeNe is shockingly the most diplomatic Housewife so far this season, but she delivered plenty of one-liners while representing "The New Normal" in the L.A. Pride Parade (where she was joined by her 13-year-old son Brentt).
"As a parent you tell your kids don't have sex and don't do drugs, but do you tell them not to wear hot pants?"
"I love the gays. You know they invented everything: nail polish and weaves and earrings and how to walk. Gays have invented it all. They're half-man, half lady. You can't beat that."
"I definitely want to celebrate all my big moments with Greg [her husband, who greeted her afterward], and I was really happy to see a straight man at the end of the parade.