Sharon Osbourne assured him "You did very awkward tonight," and normally, that's a good night for Williams, who previously delighted judges and audience alike with his "white and nerdy" flavor of funny. Unfortunately, his material was lacking a lot of the funny. And by "a lot" I mean all of it. All of the funny. From the Subway cheese joke that I just plain didn't get (and apparently neither did much of the audience) to the toils of changing your own diaper (what?) there was just too much awkward and not enough awesome.