Dallas (C5) | Demand 5
A Mother's Son (ITV1) | ITV Player
Accused (BBC1) | iPlayer
The Thick of It (BBC2) | iPlayer
Paralympic Games (C4) | 4Od
How treacherously quickly do 21 years pass. Dallas, it said on the schedules, was coming on again, and nice, I thought, and silly, and wondered idly how bonkers it would be, and how long it had been off our screens, maybe a decade or so, and then read it had been 21 years, and stopped breathing for a bit. As Tony Hancock would have said, that's practically half a lifetime. Never mind where Dallas went, where did my life go? What have I been doing?
The bad news – I've just phoned various exes, churches, the police, etc – is that we can't go back.