Head to the Chicago Bulls, and King James will be draining threes under the shadow of Michael Jordan and his six championship rings. While we're fans of our hometown New York Knicks, LeBron would be insane to move into Madison Square Garden, as the team is sorely lacking in supplementary talent and is overseen by one of the worst owners in professional sports. The New Jersey Nets stink, the Los Angeles Clippers will never be as beloved as the Los Angeles Lakers, and the Cleveland Cavaliers play in Cleveland.
No, we don't like any of these options. That's why we're thinking that when it comes to LeBron's free agency, the small forward should start thinking outside the box. Here are five basketball teams from Hollywood flicks that would be excellent destinations for King James.