Hey you guys, the Kansas City Royals Aaaa player Jarrod Dyson would like to inform you that he can run really, really fast.
The 27-year-old Dyson, who boasts a .233 lifetime batting average, scored an exhilerating walk off run on a heads up sprint to home in the bottom of the ninth inning last night. So tip your cap to him. And listen to Jarrod Dyson extol himself for being a really, really fast runner who also plays baseball poorly.
"That’s what speed do," the former 50th round pick said, showing off the cute catch phrase he's been spitting since he appeared in 18 games for the last-place Royals in 2010. Even his own Royals beat writer, in the lede of his game story, called Dyson's catch phrase "rehearsed."
"I’m talking about Mr. Zoombiya speed," Dyson went on. "That doesn’t come often, and you can’t teach it."
Great job, »
- Bison Messink
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