Will Tony Stark arrive in a limo, or fly in via jet pack? How will Steve Rogers
handle the paparazzi? Can Thor live-tweet while holding his hammer? Will Nick Fury
bedazzle his eye patch? Will Clint Barton bring the gun show to the red carpet? Can Natasha Romanoff answer the same inane questions from the press line without beating a poor journalist to a pulp? And what brave designer will create the likely-to-be-ripped-to-shreds outfit for Bruce Banner?
Sure, today’s world premiere of The Avengers
at the El Capitan theater in Hollywood would be much cooler if Robert Downey Jr.