8 movie characters you wouldn't want to fuck with, by Jordan Rizzle Kicks
1 Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills (in Taken)
Literally slaps up most of Paris in 96 hours.
2 Brad Pitt as Mickey O'Neil (in Snatch)
3 Gary Oldman as Stansfield (in Leon)
No one plays gun-toting villains like Gary Oldman.
4 Vincent Cassel as Jacques (in Mesrine)
He holds up a judge at gunpoint. Enough said.
5 Keanu Reeves as Neo (in The Matrix)
Can literally do anything.
6 Denzel Washington as Eli (in The Book Of Eli)
Can batter people while wearing a backpack.
7 Samuel L Jackson as Jules (in Pulp Fiction)
Just wants to be the shepherd.
8 Ben Kingsley as Don Logan (in Sexy Beast)
Doesn't take no for an answer.
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