None of my friends like reading anything I write. I honestly have no idea why. They're willing to sit through some of my terrible YouTube videos, but they will not read something, by me, that is actually really good. I could become the world's greatest author, best of all time, with everyone reading my books. And still, even then, they still won't read them.
Trademarks
Friend, Liam Faherty, shows up at some point for a cameo.