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L.A.! Come see @DanaJGould tonight at the Improv, also with @IanEdwardsComic and me! For real! At 8 AND 10! I know! http://t.co/hhhmdVsJK5

(18 May 2013 4:59 PM, PDT )

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"I don't get public boners. I have control." -- @Jason23Nash

(17 May 2013 10:49 PM, PDT )

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Always weird when I see signs on the road going, "PLEASE don't drink & drive," like politeness is real crucial when dealing w/ drunk drivers

(17 May 2013 1:44 PM, PDT )

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@heymikehenry HAHAHAHAHA

(17 May 2013 11:08 AM, PDT )

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OK, let's get back to the fully original tweet gems I'm known for, like: GOD I LOVE THE SMITHS!! I STILL PUMP THEIR JAMS ALWAYS!! #Morrissey

(17 May 2013 10:14 AM, PDT )

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@sarahbrown @kfan @acupoftea @miketoole hahahaha

(17 May 2013 9:38 AM, PDT )

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@daveanthony HOW DARE YE it is beautiful and mesmerizing

(17 May 2013 9:31 AM, PDT )

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@kfan @sarahbrown For me personally, Work Slams are strictly LAST RESORT

(17 May 2013 9:23 AM, PDT )

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@ShittingtonUK @Fun_Beard Yes!! Exactly!! "I'm so sad my 'heroes' don't see this stealing as just flattery or tributes" or whatever! Gross!

(17 May 2013 9:21 AM, PDT )

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@sarahbrown okay Chip has the same feelings about this & is like, "Think about it! They are PAYING you to dump!!!"

(17 May 2013 9:19 AM, PDT )

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3. Not trying to start some huge Twitter war, but it's just really weird/sad -- @prodigalsam steals from a ton of my funny friends!

(17 May 2013 8:58 AM, PDT )

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2. IRL friends like @jakefogelnest brought his CONSTANT STEALING to my attention & showed me this: http://t.co/nikdx6Pngq

(17 May 2013 8:56 AM, PDT )

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Whoa! Can't respond to everyone! 1. Never followed @prodigalsam, only heard of him yesterday when someone brought tweet to my attention

(17 May 2013 8:55 AM, PDT )

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@JosephFarley @ShittingtonUK He blocked me immediately after I tried to send a personal response! Totally the behavior of an innocent dude!

(17 May 2013 12:58 AM, PDT )

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@spoonologist @prodigalsam HAHAHAHAHA

(17 May 2013 12:48 AM, PDT )

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@ShittingtonUK @JosephFarley @prodigalsam http://t.co/Z2KFIFEe4N

(17 May 2013 12:47 AM, PDT )

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@dboz HAHA RIGHT?! That whole "apology" post is so weird & nuts!

(17 May 2013 12:44 AM, PDT )

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@Chase_Observes @Ahm76 @EliBraden Ha! Yeah! He blocked me tonight, too! Sounds like the actions of an innocent man!

(17 May 2013 12:30 AM, PDT )

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@JosephFarley @ShittingtonUK No way! That's just called THE INTERNET.

(17 May 2013 12:28 AM, PDT )

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Hey @prodigalsam, this is wack and bums me out! http://t.co/PwyiaYdykU

(16 May 2013 11:32 PM, PDT )

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@TweTro @prodigalsam Welcome to five months ago! https://t.co/T5nplOamfN

(16 May 2013 12:49 PM, PDT )

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@TweTro Oh dang, I tweeted that a while ago, didn't I?!

(16 May 2013 12:42 PM, PDT )

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"If you're white and you own a Mac and two microphones, you might have a podcast." (said in Jeff Foxworthy cadence)

(16 May 2013 11:09 AM, PDT )

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Hey Los Angeles, @DanaJGould is allowing me to open for him at the Improv tomorrow night, so please come on out! http://t.co/Vc7QKZSp9j

(16 May 2013 10:39 AM, PDT )

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@ChipPope TACKLIN' THE REAL ISSUES IN 2013!

(15 May 2013 12:53 PM, PDT )

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@LouisPeitzman We do! We can also talk about how that guy's ACTUAL FIRST NAME was Taco!!!

(15 May 2013 12:51 PM, PDT )

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If you asked "What have you talked about w/friends recently?" the GENUINE answer is "How scary the video was for Taco's Puttin' On the Ritz"

(15 May 2013 12:50 PM, PDT )

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@seanbuzzgrinder @WFPK Yeah! Totally! E-mail me: me@aprilrichardson.com

(15 May 2013 11:29 AM, PDT )

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@pauljaycomic BROKE MY WRIST FAVORITING THIS SO FAST

(15 May 2013 11:13 AM, PDT )

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Brand new Go Bayside is up, featuring the wonderful @DaveHolmes, who is a 10/a blonde Tom Cruise! http://t.co/kBqhmylQfY

(14 May 2013 1:38 PM, PDT )

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The Smiths released their first single 30 years ago today. This is important to me even as an adult! https://t.co/otX6mmHNdJ

(14 May 2013 10:08 AM, PDT )

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Last year it was so hot out that @howardkremer & I went to Bev Center for hours to soak up the A/C & we saw a guy from ZZ Top. #SummahFacts

(13 May 2013 2:55 PM, PDT )

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The month of May is a time for me to say "Happy birthday!" to everyone I've ever met in my life

(13 May 2013 12:40 PM, PDT )

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"Every time I see a new one, I have to have it." -- my stepdad just now, re: Tommy Bahama shirts

(11 May 2013 8:10 PM, PDT )

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Me: "I still can't imagine being a mom. Was I a good kid?" My mom: "You were a great kid! You're far more annoying as an adult." #Hallmark

(11 May 2013 5:48 PM, PDT )

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@corneezy They don't know how to operate cameras, though

(11 May 2013 12:22 PM, PDT )

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@savelatin Hey, thank you! New one drops every Tuesday, like albums! @DaveHolmes is my next guest!

(11 May 2013 12:19 PM, PDT )

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@buddanthonydiaz @pauldanke As a spectator, I love this debate so much.

(11 May 2013 10:25 AM, PDT )

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@TaraAriano HOW HAVE YOU ALREADY SEEN IT I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO JEALOUS OF A PERSON

(11 May 2013 12:02 AM, PDT )

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@diablocody Let's team up with this project! https://t.co/DEb73joFtE

(10 May 2013 10:25 AM, PDT )

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@yasnieh every Tuesday, gurl!

(10 May 2013 8:08 AM, PDT )

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@ChipPope Yeah, but I can't expect you to watch home shopping with me ALL THE TIME, you know?

(9 May 2013 9:11 PM, PDT )

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@hodgman Twitter most often for me = you guys are in my livingroom listening to me rant about this TV show/movie I'm actually watching alone

(9 May 2013 9:07 PM, PDT )

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Sometimes I use Twitter as a substitute for actual friends. Anyone else? Huh? Guys? #REALNESS

(9 May 2013 9:05 PM, PDT )

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Just doing a Google image search real quick to see if William Zabka is still ripped

(9 May 2013 4:47 PM, PDT )

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RT @annielederman: I wanna buy my mom a Mother's Day present but I can't remember her credit card number. HELP?!

(9 May 2013 3:10 PM, PDT )

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@fakemikemulloy "hey idiots"? Watch the 'tude, buddy

(9 May 2013 2:59 PM, PDT )

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@spoonologist #HONOR HAHAHAHAHA

(7 May 2013 11:06 PM, PDT )

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@GirlGoneGoldbrg right!! AS SHE SHOULD

(7 May 2013 8:14 PM, PDT )

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HASHTAGS being used in HEADLINES?! WHAT?! Naw. Sucks Edward R. Murrow never could get #GoodNightandGoodLuck trending. http://t.co/73c9BBE02g

(7 May 2013 7:00 PM, PDT )

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@Celia_Delaney Hey! I tried to answer your e-mail and it bounced back!

(7 May 2013 1:56 PM, PDT )

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@JenKirkman He actually really says "Real Housewives." That might be worse?

(7 May 2013 12:00 PM, PDT )

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Today's ep of Go Bayside is a very special one, recorded with @milliedechirico, my very own high school best friend! http://t.co/kBqhmylQfY

(7 May 2013 9:42 AM, PDT )

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@EttaDevine oh totally. And like, I eat meat, so I'm a hypocrite, but even I know that pretending they are PSYCHED about it is monstrous

(7 May 2013 12:13 AM, PDT )

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Who could command a Where the Streets Have No Name-size crowd/frenzy these days to shoot a similar video? Just like, Bieber probably? Bummer

(6 May 2013 5:45 PM, PDT )

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@PFTompkins @mrbobodenkirk OH HOLY SHIT. TWO TITANS!

(6 May 2013 5:37 PM, PDT )

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A sign on a BBQ place where I grew up had a SEXY LADY PIG giving a SEXY LOOK while HOLDING A PLATE OF HERSELF & that weirds me the FUCK OUT

(6 May 2013 4:53 PM, PDT )

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The absolute apex of human ego = those signs at BBQ places drawn to make the pig/cow look HAPPY about being eaten/serving THEMSELVES to you.

(6 May 2013 4:48 PM, PDT )

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@julezmac ONE SONG FROM NAPSTER IN TWO HOURS FLAT!

(6 May 2013 4:14 PM, PDT )

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@kellyoxford I'm saying!! This is like when Milli Vanilli's backing tape skipped! WE KNOW YOU AIN'T PLAYING A CARDBOARD PIANO, BEEBZ!

(6 May 2013 4:12 PM, PDT )

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@kellyoxford HA! I literally said in today's work meeting while watching the video, "THAT IS TOTALLY A CARDBOARD PIANO!"

(6 May 2013 4:03 PM, PDT )

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At work I said the phrase "boner patrol" & it'll be on TV later; will my college student loan collectors accept that cool story as payment?

(6 May 2013 2:40 PM, PDT )

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@meganamram DUDE YES I will learn to read for this!

(6 May 2013 12:53 PM, PDT )

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@Fair_Dig I feel like there must be T. Rex songs about put-upon space guys, too? Seriously pondering this too/trying to recall 9,000 lyrics

(6 May 2013 12:28 PM, PDT )

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Late '60s/early '70s = a time when glam dudes were into the idea of stressed/overworked astronauts (Rocket Man, Major Tom from Space Oddity)

(6 May 2013 11:53 AM, PDT )

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http://t.co/KBijuE2KiV

(6 May 2013 10:02 AM, PDT )

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I saw Elton John live last night & can't stop thinking about it & his STAND-UP PIANO-SHREDDING SOLOS & how he is still basically HBIC at 66

(5 May 2013 2:12 PM, PDT )

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@JimHegarty haha NAILED IT

(5 May 2013 11:06 AM, PDT )

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Signed up real quick on my way out of Vegas; got a great premium! http://t.co/u0Mf8BTOxV

(5 May 2013 11:05 AM, PDT )

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If infomercials are to be believed, an alarming amount of adults die/are maimed in countless garden hose-related accidents each year.

(4 May 2013 4:01 PM, PDT )

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@KRISTEENYOUNG Of course!! You're the best!!

(4 May 2013 2:49 PM, PDT )

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Mom: "I'll wear these shoes, they look better." Me: "Um you literally BROKE YOUR FOOT the last time you wore them!" Mom: "THEY LOOK BETTER!"

(3 May 2013 9:11 PM, PDT )

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Okay so this jam just got EVEN BETTER // RT @serafinowicz: My new #DaftPunk video for Get Lucky - http://t.co/yNmm8Ib72n

(3 May 2013 1:53 PM, PDT )

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One thing helping me get over my last relationship is knowing I'll be in a new, more stable one on May 26 when Arrested Dev is on Netflix.

(3 May 2013 10:19 AM, PDT )

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Ladies, BUY ALL OF ANGELA'S CLOTHES! RT @modemerr: Mint Pique Anchor Tulip Dress w/ Vintage Trim that she picked… http://t.co/rayGsqFUhf

(2 May 2013 2:24 PM, PDT )

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@meghanrother Ha! Aw! I seriously said that! And I was like, "I fail to see a HUGE difference in our professions...?"

(2 May 2013 12:41 PM, PDT )

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... I mean, it's just like SIX AND ONE HALF DOZ THE OTHER, you know?

(2 May 2013 12:18 PM, PDT )

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A dude comic was all "I don't go to strip clubs, strippers are too sad/pathetic" & I was like "You talk about your dick into a mic onstage"

(2 May 2013 12:17 PM, PDT )

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@bobbyfinger JEALOUS. Every time I go visit my grandparents in Savannah, that shit is sold out for weeks! LINES AROUND THE COLONIAL BLOCKS

(2 May 2013 10:41 AM, PDT )

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@kevingchristy I hung out w/ a guy last night whose ex-girlfriend once told him he was a "less handsome & less funny Kevin Christy," no joke

(1 May 2013 2:44 PM, PDT )

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@spoonologist WRITE THIS DOWN AND MAIL IT TO YOURSELF NOW TO PREVENT LAWSUITS LATER

(1 May 2013 1:16 PM, PDT )

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Okay but a lot of times Instagram is more like looking at Partyyouwerentinvitedtogram

(1 May 2013 1:12 PM, PDT )

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@secondperiod Whatever, your new userpic on here is!

(1 May 2013 12:14 PM, PDT )

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Hey! Thanks to many of you for the kind birthday wishes! I treated myself to this luxurious gift: http://t.co/mEbd1JiaUZ

(1 May 2013 12:12 PM, PDT )

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@pauldanke Holy shit, you are the best. The other day, @KarenKilgariff and I fought over who gets to be your best friend!

(1 May 2013 10:17 AM, PDT )

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@janetvarney GURL YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

(1 May 2013 9:11 AM, PDT )

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Listen to me & my pal Jose talk Moz! // RT @JoseMaldonado: On the air NOW! Breakfast with The Smiths on @indie1031 http://t.co/xOsHdeO7X6

(1 May 2013 9:09 AM, PDT )

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@stefano11223 Been there MANY times, bought lots of records/T-shirts! Don't play; I lived in Manchester for almost three years!

(1 May 2013 7:37 AM, PDT )

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@jacki890 thank you! Best compliment!!

(30 April 2013 8:05 PM, PDT )

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Sometimes I think my neighbors aren't bothered by the high volume as much as the content; "REALLY LADY?! BLASTING CROWDED HOUSE?! IN 2013?!"

(30 April 2013 7:00 PM, PDT )

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@MrEmilyHeller @douggpound The "..." and then saying nothing is the total YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH treatment & I can't deal

(30 April 2013 6:41 PM, PDT )

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@douggpound What about the "..." in iPhone chat that disappears and then NOTHINGGGGGGGG WHY GOD WHY JUST SAY IT MAN

(30 April 2013 5:55 PM, PDT )

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@brookswheelan I'm just saying I LIKE WINGS TOO how about invite your friend, Barney from the Simpsons

(30 April 2013 5:10 PM, PDT )

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"Drunk in a park. Can't drive." is a text I got from @brookswheelan yesterday (Monday) at 7 in the evening.

(30 April 2013 5:07 PM, PDT )

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@ScottAukerman I'm like a 5 or 6 and I'll talk about Joy Division with you!

(30 April 2013 3:59 PM, PDT )

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Doubts about how dumb I am? Hear me forget that WW2 was a thing Hitler participated in -- only on @ProbablyScience! http://t.co/LN8l13MONZ

(30 April 2013 3:08 PM, PDT )

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@steveagee Yo, I e-mailed you about Go Bayside, let me know what's up

(30 April 2013 2:51 PM, PDT )

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New Go Bayside with fellow 1955 fashion enthusiast @juliaprescott is up! In this one, there's a Screech-napping! http://t.co/kBqhmylQfY

(30 April 2013 12:23 PM, PDT )

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@DanaJGould Aw! I feel like we should bring @Lloyd_Cole into this, so he knows we talked about how awesome he is at a comedy fest last wknd!

(29 April 2013 9:50 AM, PDT )

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@buzzinneon http://t.co/kBqhmylQfY !

(29 April 2013 9:18 AM, PDT )

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