- Universal racism would disappear universally in a zombie apocalypse... So bring on the undead.
- Every time I try to spell 'Hanukah' with a 'C,' stupid Siri auto-corrects me to 'Chaka Khan'... I give up... Happy Chaka Khan to all!
- There is no greater feeling of loss, than that of being powerless.
- It's not so much that people "waste" their lives, so much as they live in the "I'll tend to it tomorrow" mind-set. But, believe me, the sun doesn't always come out tomorrow... You can bet your bottom dollar on that.
- God does great things... It's some of the people who don't do the right thing *WITH* their blessings who wreak havoc on others.
- Hell is filled with converted atheists.
- Success comes about as the result of maturing through Life's failure, and not in spite of them.
- After all is said and done, I discover more gets said, while less gets done.
- Parenthood causes a conscious ascension into decency.
- Real America: The "flyover states" that Unreal America on the coasts pretends doesn't exist.
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