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I wonder if Hubby would notice if I got another dog?

(9 hours ago )

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Still working on How to Catch a Fish in Fresh Water. Chapter Six: Avoid Chafing While Looking Sexy in a Rubber Chest Wader

(11 hours ago )

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I pray for Mark's family. Please help spread the word that we might find him safe. http://t.co/wsJWhCv7

(19 hours ago )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5BfWXxsn ▸ Top stories today via @perronbrothers

(23 hours ago )

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I think it's time to go in a new direction and reinvent myself. I will start by growing a beard.

(29 May 2012 8:00 AM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5BfWXxsn

(28 May 2012 5:38 PM, PDT )

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Spent the day with World War II Vet, Hollywood Legend and author Eli Rill. I absolutely adore him!! He has... http://t.co/dGo4xnu5

(28 May 2012 5:35 PM, PDT )

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Isn't it time Time move on? http://t.co/ER59z7UP

(28 May 2012 10:21 AM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5BfWXxsn ▸ Top stories today via @eddiepepitone

(27 May 2012 5:38 PM, PDT )

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Standing room only! HE ROCKED OUT! I am such a proud Mama!

(27 May 2012 4:57 PM, PDT )

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My son has a gig today, but he's rehearsing @GreenDay Brain Stew like he's Mel Brooks. I'm worried.

(27 May 2012 2:12 PM, PDT )

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RT @AaronShure: Religion is just an excuse to get clergy and other uninteresting people some stage time.

(27 May 2012 11:31 AM, PDT )

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Today, while writing my book How to Catch a Fish in Fresh Water, I decided to dedicate Chapter 5 to my birthday. It's titled Fish Cake.

(26 May 2012 8:53 PM, PDT )

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@GenericWahlberg #FollowSaturday just doesn't have the same ring to it. Thanks!

(26 May 2012 8:32 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5BfWXxsn ▸ Top stories today via @Celeb_Leak

(26 May 2012 5:38 PM, PDT )

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@thebobbieoliver Thank you! Thank you!

(26 May 2012 12:38 PM, PDT )

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It's my birthday - again! At this rate, I'll soon be older than my oldest brother.

(26 May 2012 12:19 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5BfWXxsn ▸ Top stories today via @TheDailyEdge @ConnectComedy

(25 May 2012 5:38 PM, PDT )

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Off to teach another Comedy Acting class - I love this stuff! I just hope the attendees understand English.

(25 May 2012 5:09 PM, PDT )

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Speechwriters who wrote Obama's "cow pie" and Romney's "prairie fire of debt" convene to add "like, ya know" to upcoming California speeches

(25 May 2012 12:40 PM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: Romney declines to disclose the names of his campaign bundlers, but alludes that at least one name rhymes with Sheney.

(25 May 2012 11:04 AM, PDT )

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RT @TheDailyEdge: BREAKING: Trump denies he's became a birther just because Obama's black: "I'd treat a brown President the exact same way"

(25 May 2012 8:38 AM, PDT )

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I'm officially down to my bikini weight! When I sat in the Tomato Wagon the airbag sensor lit up.

(25 May 2012 8:38 AM, PDT )

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@LANow 'lemme guess ... sunny?

(24 May 2012 9:39 PM, PDT )

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RT @wtfnews_org: Cop 'broke in house to do laundry' http://t.co/pxXcNrBb #wtf #wtfnews

(24 May 2012 9:38 PM, PDT )

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@HilaryOutThere @thebobbieoliver Nice!

(24 May 2012 9:37 PM, PDT )

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@thebobbieoliver Thanks for the RT! Like @hilaryoutthere says, from one cunt to another, you are the best!

(24 May 2012 9:11 PM, PDT )

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@thebobbieoliver Correct. I did not see this.

(24 May 2012 8:46 PM, PDT )

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Facebook - it's Jr. High for adults.

(24 May 2012 7:15 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5BfWXxsn

(24 May 2012 5:38 PM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump is "thinking" about starting a PAC. Of course, anything beyond a thought causes his toupee to go up in flames.

(24 May 2012 3:35 PM, PDT )

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RT @grattongirl: The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you. ~John E. Southard

(24 May 2012 9:54 AM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: Mitt Romney vows to keep promises. Like we haven't heard that one before.

(24 May 2012 9:16 AM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: The Senate & Congress are "looking" into the launch of Facebook's IPO. That's code for "evaluating inside trading options."

(24 May 2012 8:11 AM, PDT )

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@gingerliu thanks for following!

(23 May 2012 9:09 PM, PDT )

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@CarrieCrain of the fish?

(23 May 2012 9:07 PM, PDT )

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RT @johnkensil: Today,Barbra Walters told when she lost her virginity on The View , On Robert Fulton's fist steamship voyage up the migh

(23 May 2012 9:07 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5BfWXxsn ▸ Top stories today via @TheDailyEdge @robhuebel @RiotActComedy

(23 May 2012 5:35 PM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: Though Arizona finally accepts Obama's birth record, police officials will still request to see his papers when he visits.

(23 May 2012 1:37 PM, PDT )

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Father's Day is coming up! Why not get Dad the perfect brake fluid: Gab's Sooper Booby Jooce! http://t.co/FKFLN0Q7

(23 May 2012 12:16 PM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: Mitt Romney tries to appeal to the Latino vote by practicing words like "burrito," "taco," & "Taco Bell crunchwrap supreme."

(23 May 2012 11:29 AM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: Today the world braces for two monumental elections: Egypt's first free presidential election and American Idol.

(23 May 2012 9:29 AM, PDT )

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Writing How to Catch Fish in Fresh Water. Chapter 4: The butt section - carbon fiber wrap for one and a hammock for the other.

(23 May 2012 7:41 AM, PDT )

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RT @Ace_Rosales: The ones who say "you can't" and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that you will.

(23 May 2012 6:56 AM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5BfWXxsn ▸ Top stories today via @eddiepepitone @GabbyBirchak

(22 May 2012 5:49 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Sooper Booby Jooce - It Mollifies Everything! http://t.co/5QrDE53p

(22 May 2012 12:36 PM, PDT )

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Bruce Willis refers to Mitt Romney as the Dash Rip Rock of the Republican Party. Makes sense, considering George W. Bush is Jethro Bodine.

(22 May 2012 11:19 AM, PDT )

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I can always count on Paul to make me laugh. http://t.co/GLRLUBY2

(22 May 2012 8:51 AM, PDT )

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Still writing How to Catch Fish in Fresh Water. Chapter 3: The Ideal Lawn Chair equipped with one rod holder & two insulated beer holders.

(22 May 2012 7:13 AM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: Cheney to host fundraiser for Romney, likely to be held at Dick Cheney's Secret Underground Bunker and Cardiac Care Center.

(22 May 2012 4:06 AM, PDT )

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via @TheOnion - Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion http://t.co/M2lHl2Mf

(22 May 2012 3:01 AM, PDT )

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Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools. - Albert Einstein

(22 May 2012 12:57 AM, PDT )

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I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/UfxGR1ZX For my wonderful Hubby

(21 May 2012 10:42 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5Bg1v7Bx ▸ Top stories today via @Celeb_Leak

(21 May 2012 5:36 PM, PDT )

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Should I be worried that Hubby had way too much fun buying this outfit for the dog? http://t.co/ZsJWNoZH

(21 May 2012 1:46 PM, PDT )

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The super cool Ed Stasium and Joey Ramone! It doesn't get any better! If you don't buy this album, you're a clown. http://t.co/hnVi1ah0

(21 May 2012 12:38 PM, PDT )

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RT @UnhelpfulTeachr: Both B and C are correct... But B is more correct.

(21 May 2012 11:40 AM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: FOX News gloms on to Cory Booker / Obama controversy for the day. FOX will release all other important news tomorrow.

(21 May 2012 11:33 AM, PDT )

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Looking for a plastic thermosoftener? Try Gab's Boob Jooce! http://t.co/LsMLUT8X

(21 May 2012 10:37 AM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: Many Americans don't know anything about Romney's religion. Coincidentally, many Americans don't even know who Romney is.

(21 May 2012 9:35 AM, PDT )

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RT @Jugbo: 5½ Timeless Commencement Speeches to Teach You to Define Your Own Success http://t.co/VgbvL4Bg

(21 May 2012 8:14 AM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5BfWXxsn ▸ Top stories today via @eddiepepitone

(20 May 2012 5:36 PM, PDT )

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I Like Lucky Laces! How about you? http://t.co/3JM89IP2

(20 May 2012 3:34 PM, PDT )

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Still writing my next book: How to Catch Fish in Fresh Water. Chapter Two: The Perfect Beer Cozy

(20 May 2012 2:55 PM, PDT )

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I'm so proud of my brother! He SELF-nominated his book The Jerk Whisperer for Stephen Colbert's Stamp of Literary... http://t.co/zgqPCX2E

(20 May 2012 2:06 PM, PDT )

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Looking for the perfect brake fluid? Try Gab's Sooper Booby Jooce! http://t.co/5QrIbFcz

(20 May 2012 10:38 AM, PDT )

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The Roger Waters concert would be much better if the crew would stop building this giant wall on the stage. Can't see the band!

(19 May 2012 10:17 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5Bg1v7Bx ▸ Top stories today via @Celeb_Leak

(19 May 2012 5:36 PM, PDT )

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Working on my next book: How to Catch Fish in Fresh Water. Chapter One: First you get beer.

(19 May 2012 9:25 AM, PDT )

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@4eyesJohnny Thanks for the RT!

(19 May 2012 9:02 AM, PDT )

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BOOB JOOCE! Now sold at Funny Or Die. http://t.co/5QrIbFcz http://t.co/VjMkY8s8

(19 May 2012 9:00 AM, PDT )

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Is too much breast milk too much? http://t.co/LFnKJeCt

(18 May 2012 5:26 PM, PDT )

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What's wrong with the Time Magazine cover? It's missing Gab's SOOPER BOOBY JOOCE! http://t.co/dspx52mx

(18 May 2012 1:52 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5Bg1v7Bx ▸ Top stories today via @paulprovenza @perronbrothers

(17 May 2012 5:40 PM, PDT )

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I learned about Doug Dillard listening to Blue Grass with my Dad. One of the greatest! RIP Mr. Dillard. http://t.co/XgbShiHb

(17 May 2012 12:39 PM, PDT )

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BREAKING NEWS: Due to social media outlets like Twitter, most people are only capable of reading half of the first sente

(16 May 2012 6:57 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5Bg1v7Bx

(16 May 2012 5:40 PM, PDT )

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@abirchakMMA And that's why you rock!

(15 May 2012 7:32 PM, PDT )

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@DawnBuxDC What did you do now? :)

(15 May 2012 6:27 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5Bg1v7Bx ▸ Top stories today via @thelaughfactory

(15 May 2012 5:40 PM, PDT )

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Playing Words With Friends: How can TimTebow not be a word?

(14 May 2012 8:40 PM, PDT )

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@abirchakMMA Promise us you'll never sell your belts on eBay. Underwear maybe. But not your belts. http://t.co/DecCOsKZ

(14 May 2012 6:35 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5Bg1v7Bx

(14 May 2012 5:40 PM, PDT )

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I'm getting a kick watching the guy in the background! If you can't watch the whole thing, scroll to 1:44.... http://t.co/5zAHA8qg

(14 May 2012 12:52 PM, PDT )

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For all the Moms who are doing it wrong http://t.co/eeSb7VuI

(13 May 2012 9:46 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5Bg1v7Bx

(13 May 2012 5:40 PM, PDT )

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NEWS UPDATE: Ron Paul backers boo Romney's son off the stage, as they were old, confused and thought they were at a Garrison Keillor show.

(13 May 2012 4:44 PM, PDT )

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RT @JuddApatow: - @HuffingtonPost thoughtful criticism is important. Piling all mean nasty comments in one place turns cruelty into ente

(13 May 2012 3:14 PM, PDT )

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RT @itsWillyFerrell: #iLoveMyMomBecause she makes the best Meatloaf... MA, MEATLOAF!

(13 May 2012 12:24 PM, PDT )

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#ILoveMyMomBecause she toted me off to auditions, made all my costumes, was my Number One fan, and encouraged me to never give up!

(13 May 2012 12:23 PM, PDT )

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@madzub Thanks for the RT! You're the best!! I hope you are well!

(12 May 2012 11:07 PM, PDT )

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I wonder if the 7-Elevens in Beverly Hills take EBT?

(12 May 2012 7:30 PM, PDT )

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This Mother's Day remember it was your Mom who was first to hold you, first to hear your laugh, and first to clean up your crap. Thnx Moms!

(12 May 2012 5:47 PM, PDT )

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Gab's Blabs Breaking News is out! http://t.co/5Bg1v7Bx

(12 May 2012 5:39 PM, PDT )

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RT @thebobbieoliver: People who need favors all the time should be less dicky

(12 May 2012 2:12 PM, PDT )

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@thebobbieoliver Bobbie, you are the mastur(bater) of time management!

(12 May 2012 2:11 PM, PDT )

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RT @SklarBrothers: A man surgically implanted magnets in his wrist so he doesn't have 2 hold his iPod. Smart, because pockets r such a h

(12 May 2012 2:09 PM, PDT )

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@aaronrihel Yeah, he does that a lot at home too. It's just weird.

(12 May 2012 2:08 PM, PDT )

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@aaronrihel Did you and Joe hold hands?

(12 May 2012 11:07 AM, PDT )

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@thebobbieoliver Nah! Showering is overrated. Use your time for something more valuable.

(12 May 2012 11:01 AM, PDT )

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