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Bill Murray at his twin's bday party in Rushmore will always be my favorite scene.

(20 April 2013 1:31 PM, PDT )

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I hate that I now know that "J" means smiley face.

(20 April 2013 1:08 PM, PDT )

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“@mollysharpe_: typed in 'turtle face' on google images and look who came up. Mr Nick Miller, haha http://t.co/LOgqO9P11M” I mean, come on.

(18 April 2013 2:13 PM, PDT )

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“@SAGFoundation: NYCers: Join us next Monday Jake Johnson and a screening of a "New Girl" episode. http://t.co/iVWln3wobJ” This'll be fun.

(17 April 2013 4:15 PM, PDT )

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I cheat when I play solitaire.

(13 April 2013 10:32 PM, PDT )

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I just fancy fixed my light switch. #newgirl http://t.co/dHf9uUQ2j3

(13 April 2013 10:20 PM, PDT )

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Excited to see @GradesofGreen students making BIG differences! #compost #recycle #reduce http://t.co/BKWg3vh37g #Verte2013

(10 April 2013 3:22 PM, PDT )

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If you're not listening to the @Alabama_Shakes you should check them out. They're just about perfect for me these days.

(9 April 2013 12:19 PM, PDT )

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RT @lukajones: Nobody is allowed to keep their cell phone ringers on when indoors. Got it?

(8 April 2013 2:33 PM, PDT )

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RT @Salon: Black kids are 10x more likely to be arrested for drugs than white kids even tho whites r more likely to abuse drugs http://t

(8 April 2013 12:20 PM, PDT )

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“@Tesssanch: @markjakejohnson so sweet Jakey....little off brand grumpy old man. #missualready” have a great trip with dumb boy.

(6 April 2013 10:43 AM, PDT )

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Finishing shooting season two of New Girl tonight. I truly thank all of you for watching it and allowing us the opportunity to make it.

(5 April 2013 10:51 PM, PDT )

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My buddy Oliver Ralli from Pass Kontrol recommended this short film to me and I think its great. Check it out. http://t.co/SIz6OypHsM

(5 April 2013 2:34 PM, PDT )

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“@HDutchess24: @markjakejohnson throwing me off!! Why is it new tonight?!” FOX airing a new episode of #NewGirl after #AmericanIdol tonight.

(4 April 2013 5:18 PM, PDT )

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New Girl tonight on FOX after American Idol. Jess & Nick go on their first date (kinda) and Schmidt gets his legs shaved by a homeless guy.

(4 April 2013 4:21 PM, PDT )

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ESPN should have a separate channel for sports scandals so no one can watch & we can go back to watching highlights of our favorite teams.

(4 April 2013 2:05 PM, PDT )

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RT @ericjedelstein: I am endlessly fascinated by what @Bergmaster5000 is doing at any given moment during the day. One of the last wild

(3 April 2013 12:05 PM, PDT )

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There could be no greater honor than to have my character Nick Miller be the namesake of a rescued desert turtle saved by @JoseCanseco.

(2 April 2013 1:08 PM, PDT )

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“@JoseCanseco: I am rescuing a desert turtle and a cockatoo” Be careful, Jose Canseco. Rescue them with ease, good man.

(2 April 2013 11:29 AM, PDT )

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After much thought, we've decided to stay with @LamorneMorris for next season of New Girl. Thx for submitting your audition tapes @DuleHill.

(1 April 2013 7:29 PM, PDT )

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I am getting worse at life. The station I've been listening to is described as "chill". And I like it.

(27 March 2013 12:24 PM, PDT )

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RT @thebenshow: Excited 2 see @ericjedelstein and @markjakejohnson together on @NewGirlonFOX 2nite. Saw 'em in an empty theatre on Melro

(26 March 2013 3:44 PM, PDT )

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Tonight on NewGirl @nickkroll @billburr Margot Martindale and @ericjedelstein all guest-star. We go back to Chicago to meet the Miller clan.

(26 March 2013 10:59 AM, PDT )

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RT @TheOnion: “Yeah, of course gay men and women can get married. Who gives a shit?” – Chief Justice John Roberts http://t.co/uwMWkswCtb

(26 March 2013 8:55 AM, PDT )

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RT if you agree that life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness applies to #LGBT Americans http://t.co/GZyifn9kB6 #Time4Marriage @HRC

(26 March 2013 7:13 AM, PDT )

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RT @RadioTimes: Jess and the gang are back on E4 tomorrow... what can we expect from the second series of the kooky sitcom? #NewGirl htt

(25 March 2013 6:18 PM, PDT )

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@spiceadams Thank you for your service with the Chicago Bears. You will be missed. This is best retirement video ever.http://t.co/HAeALPR1S9

(25 March 2013 10:34 AM, PDT )

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“@JoseCanseco: hug for u Jake you are killing it. Lets play some poker on your next trip to Vegas. cub fan?" love the cubs. Yes to poker.

(20 March 2013 5:20 PM, PDT )

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“@JoseCanseco: @markjakejohnson remember i complete you buddy” Jose, you're the greatest. I'm a big fan.

(20 March 2013 5:02 PM, PDT )

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New Girl starts on East Coast in five minutes. It's a good episode. If you like the show, you'll like it. #NewGirl

(19 March 2013 5:57 PM, PDT )

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“@MichaelAusiello: Report: HBO Cancels ENLIGHTENED After 2 Seasons http://t.co/k76DOIgkni” this is awful news & a mistake.

(19 March 2013 5:02 PM, PDT )

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"@ENews: Tonight @markjakejohnson hangs out with @TerrenceJ! http://t.co/xf6UdA4Aic"/Nick!!” good fun. Thx for having me. #NewGirl

(18 March 2013 5:07 PM, PDT )

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“@timreynolds1977: @markjakejohnson looking forward to series two starting in the UK this month.”me too.Sorry for all the spoilers. #NewGirl

(16 March 2013 4:15 PM, PDT )

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“@PeterSHall: My thoughts on @DBmovie, one of my favorite films from #SXSW2013: http://t.co/FegVOWd9Ya” thanks for this! I love the movie.

(16 March 2013 2:23 PM, PDT )

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“@thedailybeast: @MarkJakeJohnson on his #NewGirl success and more at #SXSW http://t.co/BcE6Vr5sAe” thanks for write up about @DBmovie

(16 March 2013 2:19 PM, PDT )

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I hate when women say they have a boner for something. Like "These tacos give me such a boner." It's just really not how boners work.

(15 March 2013 3:57 PM, PDT )

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Welcome to Chicago. We've been waiting for you to come and fill that position for years @j_bushrod7475. #BearDown

(13 March 2013 9:19 AM, PDT )

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“@GabreannInez: heart=broken. I was so looking forward to the further progression of Nick & Jess!” next week is a lot Nick/Jess. I promise.

(12 March 2013 5:21 PM, PDT )

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I'm an idiot. No new episode tonight. Sorry. I was hoping there was.

(12 March 2013 4:06 PM, PDT )

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“@Top5Funniest: Listen: @MarkJakeJohnson Sings NEW GIRL Song. http://t.co/kTfSqsadr6” thx to @ZooeyDeschanel for writing it. New ep tonight!

(12 March 2013 4:03 PM, PDT )

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RT @Jeremykonner: Want to be a writer? My dad @lawrencekonner is in LA March 23 teaching a seminar on screenwriting. BUY TIX & Retwe

(11 March 2013 5:20 PM, PDT )

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Don’t miss my live Q&A today at the #Roku3 Streaming Lounge @SXSW! http://t.co/RJOkGvRmux #SXSW

(10 March 2013 8:58 AM, PDT )

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Got questions for me? Tweet them to @RokuPlayer & I might answer live at the #Roku3 Streaming Lounge on 3/10! http://t.co/RJOkGvRmux #SXSW

(9 March 2013 8:23 PM, PST )

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“@Bradley_Mc87: @oliviawilde @markjakejohnson Alcoholics Anonymous” this one wins for me.

(9 March 2013 3:38 PM, PST )

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“@elliselliott: @newgirlonfox @markjakejohnson @rokuplayer Are there are other actors/actresses you'd love to work with?” Sam Rockwell.

(9 March 2013 2:12 PM, PST )

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I've been using the word "literally" incorrectly lately and it's embarrassing. But I literally can't stop.

(8 March 2013 3:13 PM, PST )

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I'll be at #SXSW this Saturday with the movie Drinking Buddies. Come check it. Q & A after. @oliviawilde @AnnaKendrick47 @joe_swanberg

(5 March 2013 7:48 PM, PST )

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“@ZooeyDeschanel: Ol' Nick Miller http://t.co/BAP6fCdXoG” I think I had a better view.

(4 March 2013 5:57 PM, PST )

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“@RoryAlbanese: @markjakejohnson What's the best way for me to add you to a group email chain?” iluvreplyall@gmail.com. I started for you.

(28 February 2013 10:01 AM, PST )

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Watch #TheBenShow tonight at 10pm on Comedy Central. @thebenshow If you watch and regret it, I apologize. I don't think you will though.

(28 February 2013 9:54 AM, PST )

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I'm getting addicted to these @GTsKombucha. Better one of these than a daily shot and a beer, right? Well, that's a complicated question.

(26 February 2013 5:05 PM, PST )

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As to not piss off the people in the UK w spoilers, all I'll say is: watch a brand new New Girl tonight. Things happen with the characters!

(26 February 2013 1:09 PM, PST )

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“@lizmeriwether: “@samanthathorn: I don't know who made this, but it's awesome @ZooeyDeschanel http://t.co/GRrsXTLoRW”. I love this.” great

(21 February 2013 11:25 AM, PST )

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“@ericwilborn: @markjakejohnson you sir are our generation's Tony Danza” would that make @ZooeyDeschanel Angela and @iamgreenfield Mona?

(21 February 2013 10:59 AM, PST )

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@sequoyagirl let's all do an experiment and follow this person. I don't know her but she seems nice. See what happens if we all follow her?

(21 February 2013 10:19 AM, PST )

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“@LaurenceWHolmes: @Cubs are looking for 7th inning singers. The list should include @markjakejohnson I'm sure he would be down" my dream.

(21 February 2013 8:58 AM, PST )

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“@vulture: Yesterday's Nick Miller GIF collection is one of our favorite things we've done so far this year: http://t.co/oMWPCT8GR6” ha. Thx

(20 February 2013 5:36 PM, PST )

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“@IamJohnny_boy: I can't kill the bass man, I will lose. The bass is too strong! The force is not with me.” come on, man. Kill the bass.

(20 February 2013 5:29 PM, PST )

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“@IamJohnny_boy: @markjakejohnson I had a dream last night that you kept telling me to kill the bass I woke up confused" kill the bass, man.

(20 February 2013 5:20 PM, PST )

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“@EW: #NewGirl star @markjakejohnson tells us what's on his iPod http://t.co/bF1mtql4” thanks EW!

(19 February 2013 9:34 PM, PST )

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RT @NYMag: We turned our favorite Nick Miller moves on @NewGirlonFOX into GIFs and had @MarkJakeJohnson discuss. http://t.co/GYA6Ynpa

(19 February 2013 12:23 PM, PST )

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Schmidt knows about the kiss between Jess & Nick and he's not happy about it. Also, Winston tries to get laid. Watch New Girl tonight!!

(19 February 2013 11:17 AM, PST )

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“@bakerfall: @jordan_mcflyy here you go. Category “TV characters jobs” http://t.co/dTxj7SFJ” very cool. Thx for sending everyone.

(18 February 2013 5:10 PM, PST )

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“@jordan_mcflyy: @markjakejohnson was part of a question on jeopardy- got that one right ✅ #newgirl” anyone have a pic of this? Haven't seen

(18 February 2013 4:57 PM, PST )

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“@LetTheShitBegin: @markjakejohnson What's your favourite band?” JC Brooks and the Uptown Sound. @theuptownsound

(16 February 2013 5:02 PM, PST )

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“@phoebenelson97: @markjakejohnson WELL WHY THE HELL NOT” someone else is using my name and I got confused on the website and gave up.

(16 February 2013 4:59 PM, PST )

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“@KawannaPenaC: @markjakejohnson do you have instagram?” I don't.

(16 February 2013 3:34 PM, PST )

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The show Enlightened on HBO deserves a lot more credit. Well done @mikewhiteMW.

(16 February 2013 2:58 PM, PST )

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TONIGHT at 1030 watch my friend @reynoldsgareth show FAILOSOPHY on MTV after Ridiculousness. 1030. Lemme know what you think. He's funny.

(14 February 2013 12:23 PM, PST )

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“@wayansjr: Is it weird that my doctor holds my testicles from the back when he makes me cough?” for the last time, I'm not your doctor.

(11 February 2013 10:53 AM, PST )

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I think robots write and direct Kay Jewelers commercials.

(10 February 2013 10:26 PM, PST )

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“@Grantland33: Turns out that Jay Cutler is more disliked than ever! http://t.co/03EG8xSw” Say what u want. We're happy to have him. #Bears

(6 February 2013 3:46 PM, PST )

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Tweet me your fav line/moment from tonight's New Girl & some will score an autograph! I will write whatever u want.Must be 18+/US resident.

(5 February 2013 8:43 PM, PST )

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Off to sleep now. I have a lot of scenes tomorrow with @ZooeyDeschanel. Fun. New Girl tmrw night! This is just good. http://t.co/IJrTvCeM

(4 February 2013 10:10 PM, PST )

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“@CraigHorlbeck2: @markjakejohnson @humdogtweets The Bears Superbowl shuffle” yes, this too. Good call.

(4 February 2013 12:05 PM, PST )

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“@HumdogTweets: @markjakejohnson If Julius Pepperwood made a mixtape who do you think would be on it?” The band Chicago's greatest hits.

(4 February 2013 11:39 AM, PST )

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“@MeganRoseHyles: @markjakejohnson Its the best! I recommend the first two series too, so funny” I've seen them. They're great too.

(3 February 2013 1:45 PM, PST )

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An Idiot Abroad 3 on the Science Channel is excellent. I highly recommend finding it. Karl Pilkington, Warwick Davis, Ricky Gervais. Great.

(3 February 2013 1:35 PM, PST )

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I'm looking at this guy & all I can think about is Denzel in Flight. Flight just did to pilots what Jaws did for sharks http://t.co/DZOs8BvB

(31 January 2013 9:21 AM, PST )

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I'm gonna be honest, I'm at the second phase and I am scared. In other news thx for maybe giving me the flu @Bergmaster5000.

(30 January 2013 8:32 PM, PST )

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The second phase of the flu is slight resignation. "Yeah, I feel a little weird..."

(30 January 2013 8:27 PM, PST )

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The first phase of the flu is denial. "Naw. I think I'm good. I take vitamins."

(30 January 2013 5:46 PM, PST )

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“@mindykaling: UHHHH @ZooeyDeschanel @markjakejohnson CUE UP PRINCE CUZ I WANNA LIVE INSIDE THAT HOTASS KISS" thx! Bruno Kirby line so funny

(30 January 2013 12:21 PM, PST )

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West coast! First fans to tweet w/ #NickandJess after the #newgirl ep directed by max winkler (tonight 9:30PM PST) will win a prize pack!

(29 January 2013 8:40 PM, PST )

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“@Tratmcmatt: @ZooeyDeschanel #JessandNick #1 trending @markjakejohnson great job #newgirl” thats awesome. Thanks for tweeting everyone!

(29 January 2013 7:09 PM, PST )

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“@MsJennay: @ZooeyDeschanel @markjakejohnson Sexy true American wins!” Like always, i agree with ms jennay. You?

(29 January 2013 6:27 PM, PST )

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True American returns! 5 east coast fans who tweet w/ #TrueAmerican will score a #newgirl prize pack! Must be 18+ US residents only. Go!

(29 January 2013 6:12 PM, PST )

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“@ZooeyDeschanel: Hey what’s your true feeling about trench coats?.” felt like a man's coat. What do u think are rules to true American?

(29 January 2013 6:05 PM, PST )

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“@BrooklynDecker: Are you about to turn on New Girl... Fox. ?” new girl is starting on east coast and central time. Brooklyn is with us.

(29 January 2013 5:58 PM, PST )

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“@vulture: Are you ready for @NewGirlonFOX to be the best sitcom on television? http://t.co/ROprOCTw by @JesseDavidFox” thanks vulture.

(29 January 2013 5:10 PM, PST )

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“@ZooeyDeschanel: We will be giving prize packs out to #NEWGIRL watchers tonight! More details to follow…" yes to this. Fun episode tonight.

(29 January 2013 3:48 PM, PST )

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“@iamgreenfield: Tonight!!! @LateNightJimmy #party http://t.co/rUWX24Ce” you should watch max tonight. He'll be funny.

(28 January 2013 2:59 PM, PST )

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Thank you @EstanciaLaJolla for the incredible stay. If you're near San Diego, check this place out. It's incredible. Thanks again.

(28 January 2013 11:49 AM, PST )

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Watching LeBron James dominate physically reminds of when I used to watch Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire do the same in MLB... Wait a second.

(27 January 2013 12:42 PM, PST )

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On NBC Barry Manilow is singing as a 50 yr old man in black tights ice skates. Last night the guy from maroon 5 hosted SNL. 2013 is weird.

(27 January 2013 10:44 AM, PST )

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When I was younger I remember thinking Filet-O-Fish from McDonalds was really healthy. By younger, I mean now.

(27 January 2013 10:11 AM, PST )

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“@EronisN: @markjakejohnson, Obama's turtleface!! http://t.co/2HX8gL27” nice find

(25 January 2013 6:12 PM, PST )

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@laurencewholmes meet @lizmeriwether. This man is a sports radio host from Chicago. Laurence, you're up, friend.

(24 January 2013 7:37 PM, PST )

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“@TinMansThrone Stafford's gonna ball all over J peppers and Chicago next year. Love you dude, just letting you know. #juliuspepperwood” naw

(24 January 2013 6:29 PM, PST )

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“@ThisIsAdamBrown: Because I had some down time at work and we can't stop impersonating Julius Pepperwood http://t.co/nqeoqLSm” impressive

(24 January 2013 3:07 PM, PST )

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