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Expendable (2008) -- British secret agent John Vice has one mission: to infiltrate and destroy A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. headquarters. Igor Tarantula, M.D.'s evil plans must be stopped at any cost. No matter how many guards try to stop him, or how many minions Tarantula can summon to his defense -- Vice will prevail. But what about the minions' feelings? Don't they count for anything? 'Expendable' tells the story of the unsung heroes of A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D.'s defensive security network. Some of the henchmen are in it for the overtime pay. At least one's got a fully vested 401(k) and is ready to retire. A few just love having a job where they get to kill people. Oh -- and yeah, I guess there's probably some who actually believe in Tarantula's evil mission. And then there's Rudy. The kid from the temp agency having a really awful first day at work. Does he really deserve to get shot in the head by a secret agent when he's just trying to make it alive through lunch? 'Expendable' takes the spy-adventure story that we've seen a hundred times, and shows us the rest of the story.
Safety First: The Rise of Women! (2008) -- The most depraved safety training film ever made in the history of the motion picture industry!
Accidents Happen (2008) -- YouTube.com - interview - the creators (Flash)
Fever Night aka Band of Satanic Outsiders (2009) -- After three Satanists perform a dark ritual in the woods, a car accident leaves Terry "f***ed up reaaal bad!" Now, the inept Elliot and Warren must trudge through the psychedelic bowels of Hell towards a distant, omnipotent light - their only hope for Salvation.
Exit 6011 Miles (2008) -- Following financial hardship, a Korean immigrant couple travels to the serenity of a backwoods cabin to takes stock of their lives. When their relationship reaches the jumping point, an unexpected revelation grounds them.

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Date of Birth:
20 April 1953, Whittier, California, USA more
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Michael was born April 20, 1953 in Whittier, California. He attended the... more
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Alternate Names:
The Bikini Dude | M. Q. Schmidt | M. Quentin Schmidt | M.Q. Schmidt | M. Schmidt | Michael Quentin Schmidt | Michael Schmidt | Mike Q. Schmidt | Mike Schmidt | The Stripper
US TV Schedule:
Sat. Nov. 1410:00 PMMAX Yes Man  

Filmography

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Actor
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Year Gross (USD) Rating
- 1. Caravaggio: The Search (filming) (2010) Rembrandt's Diana at Bath 2010 - -
- 2. Welcome Back Satan (filming) (2010) (uncredited) Naked Ben Franklin 2010 - -
- 3. Snatched! (completed) (2009) Cyrus 2009 - -
- 4. Pretty Twisted (2009) (V) Chug Skivens 2009 - -
- 5. Amexica (2009) Dad 2009 - -
- 6. Mr. and Mrs. Pratt (2009) Swedish Scientist 2009 - -
- 7. Anti-Samaritan Hotline (post-production) (2009) Slave Jim 2009 - -
- 8. Mr. Sadman (completed) (2009) Sex Club Patron 2009 - -
- 9. Cost of Living (2009) Mr. Wiggly 2009 - -
- 10. Fever Night aka Band of Satanic Outsiders (2009)   Ned 2009 - -
AKAs:
  • Fever Night (USA: informal title)
- 11. "PG Porn" (2008)   Mrs. Brown (1 episode, 2008) 2008 - 8.3 (275)
AKAs:
  • James Gunn's PG Porn (USA: complete title)
- 12. The Farewell Gift (2008) Bill English 2008 - -
- 13. Yes Man (2008)   (uncredited) Nudist conventioneer 2008 $226M 7.0 (47,843)
AKAs:
  • Yes Man (Hong Kong: English title)
- 14. Delaney (2008) Ed Barney 2008 - 8.4 (12)
- 15. "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!" (2007)   Adoring Fan / 6 characters not shown (6 episodes, 2007-2008) 2008 - 7.0 (3,036)
- 16. r3tual (2008) The Demon 2008 - -
- 17. Gurney Journey (2008) Ogre Dad 2008 - 9.1 (22)
- 18. "Let's Paint TV" (2001)   Adam / 8 characters not shown (11 episodes, 2001-2008) 2008 - 9.7 (21)
- 19. P.O.V. (2008) Priest/Cell phone guy 2008 - -
- 20. The Clean-Up Crew (2008) (V) Naked Victim 2008 - 8.1 (14)
- 21. "Poorman's Bikini Beach" (2000)   Big Fat Jessica (1 episode, 2008) 2008 - 7.7 (6)
- 22. Your Name Here (2008/I) Naked Drunk Biker 2008 - 6.6 (64)
- 23. Stiff Napoleon (2008) Ron Slingsby 2008 - -
- 24. Safety First: The Rise of Women! (2008) Overweight naked runner 2008 - 8.7 (21)
- 25. Exit 6011 Miles (2008) 2008 - -
- 26. Bill (2008) Paul's Dad 2008 - 7.3 (15)
- 27. Amhurst (2008) The Soda Pop Drunk 2008 - -
- 28. Accidents Happen (2008) Mr. Bell 2008 - 8.8 (17)
- 29. Blind Ambition (2008) Junkyard Mechanic 2008 - 8.4 (16)
- 30. Adam & Evelyn (2008) (as Michael Schmidt) Male Bar Patron 2008 - 9.2 (19)
- 31. "Tim and Eric Nite Live" (2007)   Cupid / Santa No-Pants (2 episodes, 2007-2008) 2008 - 8.0 (92)
2 TV episodes:
- 32. Expendable (2008) Leo the Outfitter 2008 - 3.7 (39)
- 33. Yesterday Was a Lie (2008) (uncredited) Art Patron 2008 - 5.9 (109)
- 34. Santasm (2008) Man #1 2008 - -
- 35. Candy Shop (2007) Bob 2007 - -
- 36. Skid Marks (2007) The Very Indignant Jogger 2007 - 3.1 (320)
- 37. Lindsay Fully Loaded (2007) (V) Jailhouse Inmate 2007 - 3.2 (72)
- 38. Fear Ever After (2007) Billy Bob Barfield 2007 - 5.0 (14)
- 39. Cold Blood Canyon (2007) Hippie Psychic 2007 - 6.2 (8)
- 40. "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" (2003)   Nude Model (1 episode, 2007) 2007 - 6.3 (1,033)
AKAs:
  • Jimmy Kimmel (Australia)
1 TV episode:
- 41. Paris in Jail: The Music Video (2007) (V) The Inmate 2007 - 5.0 (107)
- 42. Rebel Studz: The Uncensored Documentary (2007) 'Texas' George Gant 2007 - 9.1 (10)
- 43. Sniper Patrol 420 (2007) Narrator 2007 - 8.4 (19)
- 44. Dead Doornails (2007) Bubba 2007 - 7.2 (10)
- 45. Last Exit (2007) The Shuttle Driver/Bar Patron 2007 - 7.0 (36)
- 46. Piggies (2007) Barney Stubbs, Eldon Stubbs, Jonas Stubbs 2007 - 4.5 (20)
- 47. Redemption (2007/II) Priest 2007 - 8.0 (8)
- 48. Because I Said So (2007) (uncredited) Chubby Wedding Guest 2007 - 5.2 (12,282)
- 49. "Bleach" (2004)   Joy Peters (1 episode, 2007) 2007 - 8.8 (4,138)
- 50. Margaret's Son (2006) (as Mike Q. Schmidt) First Zombie 2006 - 4.8 (33)
- 51. KwameWorld (2006) Frank The Ticket 2006 - 3.5 (17)
- 52. Souvenir (2006/I) Light-Fingers homeless Nick 2006 - 6.8 (20)
- 53. "Tom Goes to the Mayor" (2004)   Joy Peters / 3 characters not shown (27 episodes, 2004-2006) 2006 - 6.4 (1,520)
- 54. A Study in the Orientation of Han Sum (2006) Sumo Samurai - Audition scene 2006 - 7.0 (30)
- 55. S.C.R.E.W.D. (2006) Hank the Nudist 2006 - 1.4 (10)
- 56. Naked Shadows (2006) (V) Mort - the Landlord 2006 - 2.8 (22)
- 57. Huge Naked Guy (2006) (V) Huge Naked Guy / voice of Mister Lee 2006 - 3.6 (23)
- 58. 18 Fingers of Death! (2006) (V) Buttcrack Guy 2006 - 3.2 (420)
- 59. The Three Trials (2006) Father, Cabaret MC, Fertility Demon 2006 - 5.3 (63)
- 60. Axegrinder (2006) Jester 2006 - 9.0 (20)
- 61. "Untold Stories of the ER" (2005)   Patient in Wheelchair / Shocked Man (2 episodes, 2005) 2005 - 6.9 (88)
- 62. Skeletons in the Closet (2005) (V) Police Chief Norm Riley 2005 - 3.7 (25)
- 63. "North Mission Road" (2003)   Larry Lajeunesse (1 episode, 2005) 2005 - 6.7 (40)
- 64. A Happy Ending (2005) Huge Naked Guy 2005 - 8.7 (47)
- 65. Tears of a Clown (2005) Fat Tony 2005 - 6.7 (28)
- 66. Flesh Pit (2004) (V) Blake Waters 2004 - 5.6 (16)
- 67. "Mysterious Worlds" (2002)   Gerald Cruz (1 episode, 2004) 2004 - -
- 68. Streakers (2004) Streaker 2004 - 9.2 (32)
- 69. Clean (2004/II) Lucky 2004 - 6.4 (77)
- 70. Santa Clause Versus the Christmas Vixens (2002) (V) Santa Claus 2002 - 9.4 (15)
- 71. The Decay of Fiction (2002) Naked Ghost 2002 - 7.0 (46)
- 72. Schmucks! (2001) Narrator 2001 - 9.2 (17)
Writer
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Year Gross (USD) Rating
- 1. Huge Naked Guy (2006) (V) (writer) 2006 - 3.6 (23)
- 2. Santa Clause Versus the Christmas Vixens (2002) (V) (writer) 2002 - 9.4 (15)
Visual Effects
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Year Gross (USD) Rating
- 1. Skeletons in the Closet (2005) (V) (skeleton) 2005 - 3.7 (25)
- 2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)   (CG model: mountain troll, SPI) (uncredited) 2001 $969M 7.2 (120,274)
AKAs:
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Canada: English title) (International: English title) (UK)
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (USA: alternative title)
Producer
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- 1. Sniper Patrol 420 (2007) (producer) 2007 - 8.4 (19)
Self
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- 1. "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!" (2007)   Himself (3 episodes, 2007-2008) 2008 - 7.0 (3,036)
- 2. "The Gong Show with Dave Attell" (2008)   Himself - contestant (1 episode, 2008) 2008 - -
1 TV episode:
- 3. Pact with the Devil (2008) (TV) (as M. Q. Schmidt) Recreation actor 2008 - -
- 4. "Mobile Home Disaster" (2008)   Himself (1 episode, 2008) 2008 - 4.5 (23)
1 TV episode:
- 5. "Tim and Eric Nite Live" (2007)   Himself (2 episodes, 2008) 2008 - 8.0 (92)
2 TV episodes:
- 6. "Whacked Out Videos" (2008)   Himself (1 episode, 2008) 2008 - 2.7 (19)
1 TV episode:
- 7. "José Luis sin censura" (2002) Himself (unknown episodes, 2007) 2007 - 10.0 (6)
- 8. "Praise the Lord" (1973)   Man on the Bench (1 episode, 2007) 2007 - 2.5 (37)
AKAs:
  • TBN's Praise the Lord (USA: complete title)
1 TV episode:
- 9. "Designing Your Future" (2006)   Himself (1 episode, 2007) 2007 - -
- 10. "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency" (2006)   Himself (Christmas Video Segment) (1 episode, 2006) 2006 - 5.4 (328)
AKAs:
  • Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency (Australia)
1 TV episode:
- 11. "Fear Files" (2006)   Big Zombie in re-enactments (1 episode, 2006) 2006 - 9.8 (21)
1 TV episode:
- 12. "Attack of the Show!" (2005)   Himself (1 episode, 2006) 2006 - 7.2 (861)
- 13. "Distraction" (2005/I)   Nudist Distractor (6 episodes, 2005-2006) 2006 - 6.3 (71)
- 14. "Fresh Baked Video Games" (2006)   Himself - Star Trek Geek (1 episode, 2006) 2006 - 9.5 (15)
1 TV episode:
- 15. "Totally Busted" (2005)   Himself / Megalor (1 episode, 2005) 2005 - 5.0 (43)
AKAs:
  • Playboy's Totally Busted (Australia: DVD title)
1 TV episode:
- 16. "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" (2003)   Himself (1 episode, 2005) 2005 - 8.8 (3,563)
AKAs:
  • Penn & Teller: BS! (USA: promotional title)
- 17. "Tom Goes to the Mayor" (2004)   Himself (1 episode, 2005) 2005 - 6.4 (1,520)
- 18. "Girls Behaving Badly" (2003)   Himself (1 episode, 2004) 2004 - 4.1 (40)
- 19. "Master Debaters" (2003)   Himself - Rowdy Audience Member (1 episode, 2003) 2003 - 6.5 (16)
AKAs:
  • National Lampoon's Master Debaters (USA: complete title)
1 TV episode:

Additional Details

Other Works:
Sep: 2003: "Bear's Style", a ABC Sports Pre-game Promo for September 2003 Bears/Packers Game. On stage at Hollywood's House Of Blues, dancing the can-can alongside James Belushi and Mike Ditka. more
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Comedy | Short | Animation | Music more
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