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Expendable (2008) -- British secret agent John Vice has one mission: to infiltrate and destroy A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. headquarters. Igor Tarantula, M.D.'s evil plans must be stopped at any cost. No matter how many guards try to stop him, or how many minions Tarantula can summon to his defense -- Vice will prevail. But what about the minions' feelings? Don't they count for anything? 'Expendable' tells the story of the unsung heroes of A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D.'s defensive security network. Some of the henchmen are in it for the overtime pay. At least one's got a fully vested 401(k) and is ready to retire. A few just love having a job where they get to kill people. Oh -- and yeah, I guess there's probably some who actually believe in Tarantula's evil mission. And then there's Rudy. The kid from the temp agency having a really awful first day at work. Does he really deserve to get shot in the head by a secret agent when he's just trying to make it alive through lunch? 'Expendable' takes the spy-adventure story that we've seen a hundred times, and shows us the rest of the story.
Safety First: The Rise of Women! (2008) -- The most depraved safety training film ever made in the history of the motion picture industry!
Dead Doornails (2007) -- A young woman shoots her abusive boyfriend and flees to live with her over-the-hill prostitute cousin while being hunted by a frustrated goon of a modern day crime boss.
Exit 6011 Miles (2008) -- Following financial hardship, a Korean immigrant couple travels to the serenity of a backwoods cabin to takes stock of their lives. When their relationship reaches the jumping point, an unexpected revelation grounds them.
Yesterday Was a Lie (2008) -- A groundbreaking new noir film, 'YESTERDAY WAS A LIE' combines the thrills of a classic detective mystery with the imagination of science fantasy.

Overview

Date of Birth:
20 April 1953, Whittier, California, USA more
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Mini Biography:
Michael was born April 20, 1953 in Whittier, California. He attended the... more
Trivia:
Not surprisingly, and due to several very outrageous live performances... more
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Alternate Names:
The Bikini Dude | M. Q. Schmidt | M. Quentin Schmidt | M.Q. Schmidt | M. Schmidt | Michael Quentin Schmidt | Michael Schmidt | Mike Q. Schmidt | Mike Schmidt | The Stripper

Filmography

Jump to filmography as: Actor, Writer, Visual Effects, Producer, Self
Actor:
  1. Caravaggio: The Search (2010) (filming) .... Rembrandt's Diana at Bath
  2. Amexica (2009) (post-production) .... Dad
  3. Snatched! (2009) (post-production) .... Cyrus
  4. Mr. Sadman (2009) (completed) .... Sex Club Patron

  5. Mr. and Mrs. Pratt (2009) .... Swedish Scientist
  6. Cost of Living (2009) .... Mr. Wiggly
  7. "PG Porn" .... Mrs. Brown (1 episode, 2008)
    ... aka "James Gunn's PG Porn" (USA: complete title)
        - A Very Peanus Christmas (2008) TV episode .... Mrs. Brown
  8. The Farewell Gift (2008) .... Bill English
  9. Yes Man (2008) (uncredited) .... Nudist conventioneer
  10. Delaney (2008) .... Ed Barney
  11. "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!" .... Adoring Fan / ... (6 episodes, 2007-2008)
        - Brownies (2008) TV episode .... Floating Naked
        - Spagett (2008) TV episode .... Fat Man
        - Missing (2007) TV episode .... Adoring Fan
        - Hamburger (2007) TV episode .... Winner of Uncle Muscles' Grand Championship
        - Anniversary (2007) TV episode .... Adoring fan
          (1 more)
  12. r3tual (2008) .... The Demon
  13. Gurney Journey (2008) .... Ogre Dad
  14. "Let's Paint TV" .... Adam / ... (11 episodes, 2001-2008)
        - Let's Paint a Fat Naked McBeth, Exercise and Play Chess TV! (2008) TV episode (as Michael Schmidt) .... Fat Naked McBeth
        - Let's Paint, Exercise, and Dress a Chicken!: Part 2 (2006) TV episode .... Nude Model
        - Let's Paint, Exercise, and Dress a Chicken!: Part 1 (2006) TV episode .... Nude Model
        - Let's Paint Mytholgy: Part 2 Bacchus (2006) TV episode .... Bacchus
        - Let's Paint Mytholgy: Part 1 Nero (2006) TV episode .... Nero
          (6 more)
  15. P.O.V. (2008) .... Priest/Cell phone guy
  16. The Clean-Up Crew (2008) (V) .... Naked Victim
  17. "Poorman's Bikini Beach" .... Big Fat Jessica (1 episode, 2008)
        - Bikini Beach Home Run Derby (2008) TV episode .... Big Fat Jessica
  18. Your Name Here (2008/I) .... Naked Drunk Biker
  19. Stiff Napoleon (2008) .... Ron Slingsby
  20. Safety First: The Rise of Women! (2008) .... Overweight naked runner
  21. Exit 6011 Miles (2008)
  22. Bill (2008) .... Paul's Dad
  23. Amhurst (2008) .... The Soda Pop Drunk
  24. Accidents Happen (2008) .... Mr. Bell
  25. Blind Ambition (2008) .... Junkyard Mechanic
  26. Adam & Evelyn (2008) (as Michael Schmidt) .... Male Bar Patron
  27. "Tim and Eric Nite Live" .... Cupid / ... (2 episodes, 2007-2008)
        - Episode #1.9 (2008) TV episode (as Michael Schmidt) .... Cupid
        - Episode #1.6 (2007) TV episode (as Michael Schmidt) .... Santa No-Pants
  28. Expendable (2008) .... Leo the Outfitter
  29. Yesterday Was a Lie (2008) (uncredited) .... Art Patron
  30. Santasm (2008) .... Man #1
  31. Candy Shop (2007) .... Bob
  32. Skid Marks (2007) .... The Very Indignant Jogger
  33. Lindsay Fully Loaded (2007) (V) .... Jailhouse Inmate
  34. Fear Ever After (2007) .... Billy Bob Barfield
  35. Cold Blood Canyon (2007) .... Hippie Psychic
  36. "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" .... Nude Model (1 episode, 2007)
        - Episode dated 28 June 2007 (2007) TV episode (as Michael Schmidt) .... Nude Model
  37. Paris in Jail: The Music Video (2007) (V) .... The Inmate
  38. Dead Doornails (2007) .... Bubba
  39. Sniper Patrol 420 (2007) .... Narrator
  40. Rebel Studz: The Uncensored Documentary (2007) .... 'Texas' George Gant
  41. Last Exit (2007) .... The Shuttle Driver/Bar Patron
  42. Piggies (2007) .... Barney Stubbs, Eldon Stubbs, Jonas Stubbs
  43. Redemption (2007/II) .... Priest
  44. Because I Said So (2007) (uncredited) .... Chubby Wedding Guest
  45. "Bleach" .... Joy Peters (1 episode, 2007)
        - Kamen no gundan to yabumen (2007) TV episode .... Joy Peters
  46. Margaret's Son (2006) (as Mike Q. Schmidt) .... First Zombie
  47. KwameWorld (2006) .... Frank The Ticket
  48. Souvenir (2006/I) .... Light-Fingers homeless Nick
  49. "Tom Goes to the Mayor" .... Joy Peters / ... (27 episodes, 2004-2006)
        - Joy's Ex (2006) TV episode .... Joy Peters
        - Puddins (2006) TV episode .... Joy Peters
        - Undercover (2006) TV episode .... Joy Peters
        - Glass Eyes (2006) TV episode .... Joy Peters
        - Couple's Therapy (2006) TV episode .... Joy Peters
          (22 more)
  50. A Study in the Orientation of Han Sum (2006) .... Sumo Samurai - Audition scene
  51. S.C.R.E.W.D. (2006) .... Hank the Nudist
  52. Naked Shadows (2006) (V) .... Mort - the Landlord
  53. Huge Naked Guy (2006) (V) .... Huge Naked Guy/voice of Mister Lee
  54. 18 Fingers of Death! (2006) (V) .... Buttcrack Guy
  55. The Three Trials (2006) .... Father, Cabaret MC, Fertility Demon
  56. Axegrinder (2006) .... Jester
  57. "Untold Stories of the ER" .... Patient in Wheelchair / ... (2 episodes, 2005)
        - Exorcism in the ER (2005) TV episode .... Patient in Wheelchair
        - Say Your Prayers (2005) TV episode .... Shocked Man
  58. Skeletons in the Closet (2005) (V) .... Police Chief Norm Riley
  59. "North Mission Road" .... Larry Lajeunesse (1 episode, 2005)
        - Hells Angels Mystery (2005) TV episode .... Larry Lajeunesse
  60. A Happy Ending (2005) .... Huge Naked Guy
  61. Tears of a Clown (2005) .... Fat Tony
  62. Flesh Pit (2004) (V) .... Blake Waters
  63. "Mysterious Worlds" .... Gerald Cruz (1 episode, 2004)
        - The Salida Massacre (2004) TV episode .... Gerald Cruz
  64. Streakers (2004) .... Streaker
  65. Clean (2004/II) .... Lucky
  66. Santa Clause Versus the Christmas Vixens (2002) (V) .... Santa Claus
  67. The Decay of Fiction (2002) .... Naked Ghost
  68. Schmucks! (2001) .... Narrator
Writer:
  1. Huge Naked Guy (2006) (V) (writer)
  2. Santa Clause Versus the Christmas Vixens (2002) (V) (writer)
Visual Effects:
  1. Skeletons in the Closet (2005) (V) (skeleton)
  2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) (CG model: mountain troll, SPI) (uncredited)
    ... aka Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Canada: English title) (International: English title) (UK)
    ... aka Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (USA: alternative title)
Producer:
  1. Sniper Patrol 420 (2007) (producer)
Self:
  1. "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!" .... Himself (3 episodes, 2007-2008)
        - Muscles for Bones (2008) TV episode .... Himself
        - Awesome Tour Live 2008 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
        - Live in Vegas (2007) TV episode .... Himself
  2. "The Gong Show with Dave Attell" .... Himself - contestant (1 episode, 2008)
        - Episode #1.6 (2008) TV episode (as The Stripper) .... Himself - contestant
  3. Pact with the Devil (2008) (TV) (as M. Q. Schmidt) .... Recreation actor
  4. "Mobile Home Disaster" .... Himself (1 episode, 2008)
        - The Schmidts (2008) TV episode (as Michael Schmidt) .... Himself
  5. "Tim and Eric Nite Live" .... Himself (2 episodes, 2008)
        - Episode #1.12 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
        - Episode #1.10 (2008) TV episode (as Michael Schmidt) .... Himself
  6. "Whacked Out Videos" .... Himself (1 episode, 2008)
        - Episode #1.2 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
  7. "José Luis sin censura" (2002) TV series .... Himself (unknown episodes, 2007)
  8. "Praise the Lord" .... Man on the Bench (1 episode, 2007)
    ... aka "TBN's Praise the Lord" (USA: complete title)
        - Carman's Reality Check (2007) TV episode .... Man on the Bench
  9. "Designing Your Future" .... Himself (1 episode, 2007)
        - Art Models (2007) TV episode .... Himself
  10. "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency" .... Himself (Christmas Video Segment) (1 episode, 2006)
    ... aka "Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency" (Australia)
        - Christmas with the Dickinsons (2006) TV episode (uncredited) .... Himself (Christmas Video Segment)
  11. "Fear Files" .... Big Zombie in re-enactments (1 episode, 2006)
        - Zombies (2006) TV episode (as Michael Schmidt) .... Big Zombie in re-enactments
  12. "Attack of the Show!" .... Himself (1 episode, 2006)
        - Tony Hale, XXL Games (2006) TV episode .... Himself
  13. "Distraction" .... Nudist Distractor (6 episodes, 2005-2006)
        - Second Nudist Turntable (2006) TV episode .... Nudist Distractor
        - Third Nudist Phonebooth (2006) TV episode .... Nudist Distractor
        - Fourth Nudist Phoneboth (2006) TV episode .... Nudist Distractor
        - Second Nudist Phonebooth (2005) TV episode .... Nudist Distractor
        - First Nudist Phonebooth (2005) TV episode .... Nudist Distractor
          (1 more)
  14. "Fresh Baked Video Games" .... Himself - Star Trek Geek (1 episode, 2006)
        - Counterfire: Battlefront 2 (2006) TV episode .... Himself - Star Trek Geek
  15. "Totally Busted" .... Himself / ... (1 episode, 2005)
    ... aka "Playboy's Totally Busted" (Australia: DVD title)
        - Megalor (2005) TV episode .... Himself/Megalor
  16. "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" .... Himself (1 episode, 2005)
    ... aka "Penn & Teller: BS!" (USA: promotional title)
        - Hair (2005) TV episode .... Himself
  17. "Tom Goes to the Mayor" .... Himself (1 episode, 2005)
        - A Look Behind the Scenes (2005) TV episode .... Himself
  18. "Girls Behaving Badly" .... Himself (1 episode, 2004)
        - Type Dirty to Me (2004) TV episode .... Himself
  19. "Master Debaters" .... Himself - Rowdy Audience Member (1 episode, 2003)
    ... aka "National Lampoon's Master Debaters" (USA: complete title)
        - Master Debators (2003) TV episode .... Himself - Rowdy Audience Member

Additional Details

Other Works:
Sep: 2003: "Bear's Style", a ABC Sports Pre-game Promo for September 2003 Bears/Packers Game. On stage at Hollywood's House Of Blues, dancing the can-can alongside James Belushi and Mike Ditka. more
Genres:
Comedy | Short | Animation | Music more
Plot Keywords:
Nudity | Character Name In Title | Sex | Evil more

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