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Michael Q. Schmidt

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Michael was born April 20, 1953 in Whittier, California. He attended the Saint Mary's Catholic School in "uptown" Whittier for 1st through 7th grades. In June of 1966 his family moved to the city of Placentia in Orange County, California, where Michael attended El Dorado. At the time, the school was still under construction and offered only the 7th through 10th grades... See full bio »

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Michael Quentin Schmidt
in Whittier, California, USA
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2014 Sunset at Dawn (filming)
The Shovel
 
2013 The Paper Boat (filming)
Mr. Blooming
 
2013 Caravaggio and My Mother the Pope (post-production)
Rembrandt's Diana at Bath
 
2013 Hamlet A.D.D. (post-production)
Officer Norton
 
2013 Here's Johnny (short)
Mob Boss #1
 
2013 Guinness World Records Gone Wild (TV series)
Plunger Target / Popcorn Kick Target
– Episode #1.4 (2013) … Plunger Target (uncredited)
– Leaps and Bounds (2013) … Popcorn Kick Target (uncredited)
 
2012 Sadistic Eroticism
Mr. Buggary
 
2012 No Love Lost (short)
Jim
 
2012 The Peeper (short)
The Peeper
 
2012/II Trails (short)
Ned
 
2012 Flesh-N-Bone: How Many (video short)
Gluttony (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2012 King for a Day (short)
Evil Banker Hubert Smalls
 
2012 The Murder of Hi Good
Naked Man
 
2012 40 Ate (short)
Director Zombie
 
2012 Good Satan
Naked Ben Franklin
 
2012 Camp Virginovich
Obese Russian Airline Passenger
 
2012 Operation Repo (TV series)
Mickie the Hippe
– The Showstopper (2012) … Mickie the Hippe (as Mike Schmidt)
 
2012 Misadventures of Mort the Landlord (short)
Mort the Landlord
 
2012 Naked Shadows: The Director's Cut (video)
Mort the Landlord (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2012 John Dies at the End
Mmm. Bacon
 
2012 Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (uncredited)
 
2012 Cherry Baby (short)
Clerk
 
2011 Left 4 Dead: Impulse 76 Fan Film (video short)
The Boomer
 
2011 Left 4 Dead (short)
Boomer
 
2011 Gorgeous Nightmare (short)
Gluttony - The Insatiable
 
2011/I America (short)
The Jogger
 
2011 Sleepless in Silverlake (short)
Oliver Hardy
 
2010 Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus Special (TV movie)
Winter Man
 
2010 Maximum Balloon: Groove Me (short)
Heaven's Bartender (uncredited)
 
2010 Born Free (video short)
Naked Man
 
2010 Amexica
Dad in Diner
 
2010 Forfeit of Grace (short)
Bill
 
2010 Noel Schajris: Momentos (video short)
Circus Strongman
 
2010 Anti-Samaritan Hotline (short)
Slave Jim
 
2010 Comedy Traffic School (short)
Van goon/Weight Watchers guy
 
2010 Snatched!
Cyrus
 
2010 I Scream (short)
Mr. Easty
 
2010 6 Women (short)
Balzac - the S&M Host
 
2009 Mr. Sadman
Sex Club Patron
 
2009 Christmas Cash (video short)
Santa Claus
 
2009 Pretty Twisted (video short)
Chug Skivens
 
2009/I The Confession (short)
Father O'Reilly
 
2009 Mounting (short)
Old Sam
 
2009 Mr. and Mrs. Pratt (short)
Swedish Scientist
 
2009 It Came by Moonlight (short)
The Star Gazer
 
2009 Fever Night aka Band of Satanic Outsiders
Ned
 
2009 Cost of Living (short)
Mr. Wiggly
 
2008 PG Porn (TV series)
Mrs. Brown
– A Very Peanus Christmas (2008) … Mrs. Brown
 
2008 The Farewell Gift (short)
Bill English
 
2008 Yes Man
Nudist Conventioner (uncredited)
 
2008 The Assassin Project (short)
Morgue corpse (uncredited)
 
2008 Delaney (short)
Ed Barney
 
2008 Gurney Journey (short)
Ogre Dad
 
2008/I P.O.V. (short)
Priest/Cell phone guy
 
2008 The Clean-Up Crew (video short)
Naked Victim
 
2008 Poorman's Bikini Beach (TV series)
Big Fat Jessica
– Bikini Beach Home Run Derby (2008) … Big Fat Jessica
 
2008/I Your Name Here
Naked Drunk Biker
 
2008 Stiff Napoleon (short)
Ron Slingsby
 
2008 Safety First: The Rise of Women!
Overweight naked runner
 
2008 Exit 6011 Miles (short)
The Realtor
 
2008 Bill (short)
Paul's Dad
 
2008 Amhurst
The Soda Pop Drunk
 
2008 Accidents Happen (short)
Mr. Bell
 
2008 Blind Ambition
Junkyard Mechanic
 
2008 Adam & Evelyn (short)
Male Bar Patron (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2007-2008 Tim and Eric Nite Live (TV series)
Cupid / Santa No-Pants
– Episode #1.9 (2008) … Cupid (as Michael Schmidt)
– Episode #1.6 (2007) … Santa No-Pants (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2008 Expendable (short)
Leo the Outfitter
 
2008 Yesterday Was a Lie
Art Patron (uncredited)
 
2008 Santasm (short)
Man #1
 
2007 Candy Shop (short)
Bob
 
2007 Skid Marks
Man on Street (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2007 Lindsay Fully Loaded (video short)
Jailhouse Inmate
 
2007 Fear Ever After
Billy Bob Barfield
 
2007 Cold Blood Canyon
Hippie Psychic
 
2007 Jimmy Kimmel Live! (TV series)
Nude Model
– Episode #5.13 (2007) … Nude Model (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2007 Paris in Jail: The Music Video (video short)
The Inmate
 
2007 Sniper Patrol (short)
Narrator
 
2007 Dead Doornails
Bubba
 
2007 Rebel Studz: The Uncensored Documentary (short)
'Texas' George Gant
 
2007 Last Exit (short)
Shuttle Driver/Featured Bar Patron
 
2007 Piggies (short)
Barney Stubbs, Eldon Stubbs, Jonas Stubbs
 
2007/II Redemption (short)
Priest
 
2007 Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (TV series)
Cheering Onlooker at Hot Dog Parade
– Abstinence (2007) … Cheering Onlooker at Hot Dog Parade (uncredited)
 
2007 Because I Said So
Chubby Wedding Guest (uncredited)
 
2007 Lost Love (short)
Store Clerk
 
2006 Margaret's Son (short)
First Zombie (as Mike Q. Schmidt)
 
2006 KwameWorld (short)
Frank The Ticket
 
2006/I Souvenir
Light-Fingers homeless Nick
 
2004-2006 Tom Goes to the Mayor (TV series)
Joy Peters / Joy's computer sex partner / Tom Peters on steroids
– Joy's Ex (2006) … Joy Peters
– Puddins (2006) … Joy Peters
– Undercover (2006) … Joy Peters
– Glass Eyes (2006) … Joy Peters
– Couple's Therapy (2006) … Joy Peters
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2006 The Erotic Samurai
Sumo Samurai - Audition scene
 
2006 S.C.R.E.W.D. (short)
Hank the Nudist
 
2006 The Confession (short)
Father O'Reilly (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2006 Naked Shadows (video)
Mort - the Landlord
 
2006 The Doomed Man (short)
The Doomed Man (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2006 Huge Naked Guy (video short)
Huge Naked Guy / voice of Mister Lee
 
2006 18 Fingers of Death! (video)
Buttcrack Guy (uncredited)
 
2006 Ninja What (short)
Fabe
 
2006 Half Life (short)
Bloated Corpse
 
2006 The Three Trials
Father, Cabaret MC, Fertility Demon
 
2006 Shadow Man (short)
The Trekkie (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2006 Axegrinder
Jester
 
2005 Untold Stories of the ER (TV series)
Patient in Wheelchair / Shocked Man
– Exorcism in the ER (2005) … Patient in Wheelchair
– Say Your Prayers (2005) … Shocked Man
 
2005 Horror Kung-Fu Theatre (TV series)
The Stripper
– 13th Halloween Special (2005) … The Stripper
 
2005 Skeletons in the Closet (video)
Police Chief Norm Riley
 
2005 North Mission Road (TV series)
Larry Lajeunesse
– Hells Angels Mystery (2005) … Larry Lajeunesse
 
2005 A Happy Ending
Huge Naked Guy
 
2005 r3tual
The Demon
 
2005 Tears of a Clown
Fat Tony
 
2004 Flesh Pit (video)
Blake Waters
 
2004 Mysterious Worlds (TV series)
Gerald Cruz
– The Salida Massacre (2004) … Gerald Cruz
 
2004 Streakers (short)
Streaker
 
2004/II Clean
Lucky
 
2003 The Dan Show (TV movie)
Bachelorette Party Stripper
 
2002 Santa Clause Versus the Christmas Vixens (video short)
Santa Claus
 
2002 The Decay of Fiction
Smoking Angel / Naked Ghost
 
2001 Schmucks! (short)
Narrator
 
Show ShowProducer (2 titles)
2012 The Peeper (short) (executive producer, producer)
 
2007 Sniper Patrol (short) (producer)
 
Show ShowMiscellaneous Crew (2 titles)
2010 The Boy Within (short) (technical advisor)
 
2010 Icemosis: Hot Ice (short) (technical advisor)
 
Show ShowWriter (2 titles)
2006 Huge Naked Guy (video short)
 
2002 Santa Clause Versus the Christmas Vixens (video short)
 
Show ShowVisual Effects (2 titles)
2005 Skeletons in the Closet (video) (skeleton)
 
2001 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (CG model: mountain troll, SPI - uncredited)
 
Show ShowDirector (1 title)
2012 The Peeper (short)
 
Show ShowCinematographer (1 title)
2012 The Peeper (short) (co-cinematographer)
 
Show ShowEditor (1 title)
2012 The Peeper (short)
 
Show ShowSound Department (1 title)
2012 The Peeper (short) (sound editor)
 
Show ShowCasting Director (1 title)
2012 The Peeper (short)
 
Show ShowStunts (1 title)
2012 Community (TV series) (stunt double: John Goodman - 1 episode)
– Contemporary Impressionists (2012) (stunt double: John Goodman)
 
Show ShowThanks (1 title)
2010 Suika (special thanks)
 
Show ShowSelf (26 titles)
2001-2012 Let's Paint TV (TV series)
Adam / Cupid / Eros / …
– Let's Paint TV Live Via Skype at the Museum of Contemporary Art (2012) … Winter Man
– Let's Paint Winterman @ Pehrspace (2012) … Winter Man
– Let's Paint TV at 'The Smell' (2012) … Himself - Nude Model
– Live at Perform-Chinatown 2011 (2011) … Naked Emperor
– Let's Paint a Fat Naked McBeth, Exercise and Play Chess TV! (2008) … Fat Naked McBeth (as Michael Schmidt)
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2011 Braxton Family Values (TV series)
Himself / Himself as model
– Braxton Family Reunion (2011) … Himself
– Dog of a Birthday Party (2011) … Himself as model
 
2009 MonsterQuest (TV series documentary)
Historical Reenactment
– Flying Monsters (2009) … Historical Reenactment
 
2009 Brian R (documentary short)
Himself
 
2008 Sunset Tan (TV series)
Himself
– Life's a Beach (2008) … Himself (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2007-2008 Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (TV series)
Himself
– Muscles for Bones (2008) … Himself
– Awesome Tour Live 2008 (2008) … Himself
– Live in Vegas (2007) … Himself
– Hamburger (2007) … Himself
 
2008 The Gong Show with Dave Attell (TV series)
Himself - Contestant
– Episode #1.6 (2008) … Himself - Contestant (as The Stripper)
 
2008 Pact with the Devil (TV documentary)
Recreation actor (as M. Q. Schmidt)
 
2008 Mobile Home Disaster (TV series)
Himself
– The Schmidts (2008) … Himself (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2008 Tim and Eric Nite Live (TV series)
Himself
– Episode #1.12 (2008) … Himself
– Episode #1.10 (2008) … Himself (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2008 Whacked Out Videos (TV series)
Himself
– Episode #1.2 (2008) … Himself
 
2007 José Luis sin censura (TV series)
Himself
 
2007 Praise the Lord (TV series)
Man on the Bench
– Carman's Reality Check (2007) … Man on the Bench
 
2006-2007 Horror Kung-Fu Theatre (TV series)
Himself
– 15th Halloween Special (2007) … Himself
– 14th Halloween Special (2006) … Himself
 
2007 Designing Your Future (TV series)
Himself
– Art Models (2007) … Himself
 
2006 The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency (TV series documentary)
Himself (Christmas Video Segment)
– Christmas with the Dickinsons (2006) … Himself (Christmas Video Segment) (uncredited)
 
2006 Fear Files (TV series documentary)
Big Zombie in re-enactments
– Zombies (2006) … Big Zombie in re-enactments (as Michael Schmidt)
 
2006 Attack of the Show! (TV series)
Himself
– Tony Hale, XXL Games (2006) … Himself
 
2005-2006 Distraction (TV series)
Nudist Distractor
– Second Nudist Turntable (2006) … Nudist Distractor
– Third Nudist Phonebooth (2006) … Nudist Distractor
– Fourth Nudist Phoneboth (2006) … Nudist Distractor
– Second Nudist Phonebooth (2005) … Nudist Distractor
– First Nudist Phonebooth (2005) … Nudist Distractor
See all 6 episodes »
 
2006 Fresh Baked Video Games (TV series)
Himself - Star Trek Geek
– Counterfire: Battlefront 2 (2006) … Himself - Star Trek Geek
 
2005 Larger Than Life: A Cinematic Portrait of Michael Q. Schmidt (documentary short)
Himself
 
2005 Totally Busted (TV series)
Himself / Megalor
– Megalor (2005) … Himself/Megalor
 
2005 Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (TV series documentary)
Himself
– Hair (2005) … Himself
 
2005 Tom Goes to the Mayor (TV series)
Himself
– A Look Behind the Scenes (2005) … Himself
 
2004 Girls Behaving Badly (TV series)
Himself
– Type Dirty to Me (2004) … Himself
 
2003 Master Debaters (TV series)
Himself - Rowdy Audience Member
– Master Debators (2003) … Himself - Rowdy Audience Member
 

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Sep: 2003: "Bear's Style", a ABC Sports Pre-game Promo for September 2003 Bears/Packers Game. On stage at Hollywood's House Of Blues, dancing the can-can alongside James Belushi and Mike Ditka. See more »

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Height:

5' 11" (1.80 m)
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Personal Quote:

I love being able to offer a director more than they thought they could get... more than they might have hoped for... scenes and variations that give them more options in post. Far better to have something they may not use, than to be in edit and wish they had shot something they did not. Since my participation in a project makes me a partner in its success, I vote for never holding back. See more »

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Both his girth and his experience as a fine arts nude model made him the perfect choice as reference model for The Mountain Troll in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. See more »

Star Sign:

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