Michael Q. Schmidt

Known For

Tom Goes to the Mayor (2004)

Delaney (2008)

Forfeit of Grace (2010)

John Dies at the End (2012)

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Actor (116 titles)

2014 Sunset at Dawn (filming)
The Shovel

2013 The Paper Boat (filming)
Mr. Blooming

2013 Caravaggio and My Mother the Pope (post-production)
Rembrandt's Diana at Bath

2013 Hamlet A.D.D. (post-production)
Officer Norton

2013 Here's Johnny (short)
Mob Boss #1

2013 Guinness World Records Gone Wild (TV series)
Plunger Target / Popcorn Kick Target

– Episode #1.4 (2013) … Plunger Target (uncredited)

– Leaps and Bounds (2013) … Popcorn Kick Target (uncredited)

2012 Sadistic Eroticism
Mr. Buggary

2012 No Love Lost (short)
Jim

2012 The Peeper (short)
The Peeper

2012/II Trails (short)
Ned

2012 Flesh-N-Bone: How Many (video short)
Gluttony (as Michael Schmidt)

2012 King for a Day (short)
Evil Banker Hubert Smalls

2012 The Murder of Hi Good
Naked Man

2012 40 Ate (short)
Director Zombie

2012 Good Satan
Naked Ben Franklin

2012 Camp Virginovich
Obese Russian Airline Passenger

2012 Operation Repo (TV series)
Mickie the Hippe

– The Showstopper (2012) … Mickie the Hippe (as Mike Schmidt)

2012 Misadventures of Mort the Landlord (short)
Mort the Landlord

2012 Naked Shadows: The Director's Cut (video)
Mort the Landlord (as Michael Schmidt)

2012 John Dies at the End
Mmm. Bacon

2012 Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (uncredited)

2012 Cherry Baby (short)
Clerk

2011 Left 4 Dead: Impulse 76 Fan Film (video short)
The Boomer

2011 Left 4 Dead (short)
Boomer

2011 Gorgeous Nightmare (short)
Gluttony - The Insatiable

2011/I America (short)
The Jogger

2011 Sleepless in Silverlake (short)
Oliver Hardy

2010 Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus Special (TV movie)
Winter Man

2010 Maximum Balloon: Groove Me (short)
Heaven's Bartender (uncredited)

2010 Born Free (video short)
Naked Man

2010 Amexica
Dad in Diner

2010 Forfeit of Grace (short)
Bill

2010 Noel Schajris: Momentos (video short)
Circus Strongman

2010 Anti-Samaritan Hotline (short)
Slave Jim

2010 Comedy Traffic School (short)
Van goon/Weight Watchers guy

2010 Snatched!
Cyrus

2010 I Scream (short)
Mr. Easty

2010 6 Women (short)
Balzac - the S&M Host

2009 Mr. Sadman
Sex Club Patron

2009 Christmas Cash (video short)
Santa Claus

2009 Pretty Twisted (video short)
Chug Skivens

2009/I The Confession (short)
Father O'Reilly

2009 Mounting (short)
Old Sam

2009 Mr. and Mrs. Pratt (short)
Swedish Scientist

2009 It Came by Moonlight (short)
The Star Gazer

2009 Fever Night aka Band of Satanic Outsiders
Ned

2009 Cost of Living (short)
Mr. Wiggly

2008 PG Porn (TV series)
Mrs. Brown

– A Very Peanus Christmas (2008) … Mrs. Brown

2008 The Farewell Gift (short)
Bill English

2008 Yes Man
Nudist Conventioner (uncredited)

2008 The Assassin Project (short)
Morgue corpse (uncredited)

2008 Delaney (short)
Ed Barney

2008 Gurney Journey (short)
Ogre Dad

2008/I P.O.V. (short)
Priest/Cell phone guy

2008 The Clean-Up Crew (video short)
Naked Victim

2008 Poorman's Bikini Beach (TV series)
Big Fat Jessica

– Bikini Beach Home Run Derby (2008) … Big Fat Jessica

2008/I Your Name Here
Naked Drunk Biker

2008 Stiff Napoleon (short)
Ron Slingsby

2008 Safety First: The Rise of Women!
Overweight naked runner

2008 Exit 6011 Miles (short)
The Realtor

2008 Bill (short)
Paul's Dad

2008 Amhurst
The Soda Pop Drunk

2008 Accidents Happen (short)
Mr. Bell

2008 Blind Ambition
Junkyard Mechanic

2008 Adam & Evelyn (short)
Male Bar Patron (as Michael Schmidt)

2007-2008 Tim and Eric Nite Live (TV series)
Cupid / Santa No-Pants

– Episode #1.9 (2008) … Cupid (as Michael Schmidt)

– Episode #1.6 (2007) … Santa No-Pants (as Michael Schmidt)

2008 Expendable (short)
Leo the Outfitter

2008 Yesterday Was a Lie
Art Patron (uncredited)

2008 Santasm (short)
Man #1

2007 Candy Shop (short)
Bob

2007 Skid Marks
Man on Street (as Michael Schmidt)

2007 Lindsay Fully Loaded (video short)
Jailhouse Inmate

2007 Fear Ever After
Billy Bob Barfield

2007 Cold Blood Canyon
Hippie Psychic

2007 Jimmy Kimmel Live! (TV series)
Nude Model

– Episode #5.13 (2007) … Nude Model (as Michael Schmidt)

2007 Paris in Jail: The Music Video (video short)
The Inmate

2007 Sniper Patrol (short)
Narrator

2007 Dead Doornails
Bubba

2007 Rebel Studz: The Uncensored Documentary (short)
'Texas' George Gant

2007 Last Exit (short)
Shuttle Driver/Featured Bar Patron

2007 Piggies (short)
Barney Stubbs, Eldon Stubbs, Jonas Stubbs

2007/II Redemption (short)
Priest

2007 Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (TV series)
Cheering Onlooker at Hot Dog Parade

– Abstinence (2007) … Cheering Onlooker at Hot Dog Parade (uncredited)

2007 Because I Said So
Chubby Wedding Guest (uncredited)

2007 Lost Love (short)
Store Clerk

2006 Margaret's Son (short)
First Zombie (as Mike Q. Schmidt)

2006 KwameWorld (short)
Frank The Ticket

2006/I Souvenir
Light-Fingers homeless Nick

2004-2006 Tom Goes to the Mayor (TV series)
Joy Peters / Joy's computer sex partner / Tom Peters on steroids

– Joy's Ex (2006) … Joy Peters

– Puddins (2006) … Joy Peters

– Undercover (2006) … Joy Peters

– Glass Eyes (2006) … Joy Peters

– Couple's Therapy (2006) … Joy Peters

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2006 The Erotic Samurai
Sumo Samurai - Audition scene

2006 S.C.R.E.W.D. (short)
Hank the Nudist

2006 The Confession (short)
Father O'Reilly (as Michael Schmidt)

2006 Naked Shadows (video)
Mort - the Landlord

2006 The Doomed Man (short)
The Doomed Man (as Michael Schmidt)

2006 Huge Naked Guy (video short)
Huge Naked Guy / voice of Mister Lee

2006 18 Fingers of Death! (video)
Buttcrack Guy (uncredited)

2006 Ninja What (short)
Fabe

2006 Half Life (short)
Bloated Corpse

2006 The Three Trials
Father, Cabaret MC, Fertility Demon

2006 Shadow Man (short)
The Trekkie (as Michael Schmidt)

2006 Axegrinder
Jester

2005 Untold Stories of the ER (TV series)
Patient in Wheelchair / Shocked Man

– Exorcism in the ER (2005) … Patient in Wheelchair

– Say Your Prayers (2005) … Shocked Man

2005 Horror Kung-Fu Theatre (TV series)
The Stripper

– 13th Halloween Special (2005) … The Stripper

2005 Skeletons in the Closet (video)
Police Chief Norm Riley

2005 North Mission Road (TV series)
Larry Lajeunesse

– Hells Angels Mystery (2005) … Larry Lajeunesse

2005 A Happy Ending
Huge Naked Guy

2005 r3tual
The Demon

2005 Tears of a Clown
Fat Tony

2004 Flesh Pit (video)
Blake Waters

2004 Mysterious Worlds (TV series)
Gerald Cruz

– The Salida Massacre (2004) … Gerald Cruz

2004 Streakers (short)
Streaker

2004/II Clean
Lucky

2003 The Dan Show (TV movie)
Bachelorette Party Stripper

2002 Santa Clause Versus the Christmas Vixens (video short)
Santa Claus

2002 The Decay of Fiction
Smoking Angel / Naked Ghost

2001 Schmucks! (short)
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Personal Details

Other Works:

May 2006: Featured appearance as "Trailer Trash" in music video for group "As Fast As", song "Florida Sunshine", Octone Records (2006) See more »

Publicity Listings:

4 Interviews | 12 Articles | 3 Magazine Cover Photos | See more »

Official Sites:

Facebook | MySpace | See more »

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Height:

5' 11" (1.80 m)

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Personal Quote:

(When asked at the premiere of Rebel Studz: The Uncensored Documentary, about his character of 'Texas' George Gant being a naked drummer) The role was made for me. Hell, you could put me in a tutu or a tuxedo and I ain't never going to be pretty. So I may as well be comfortable. See more »

Trivia:

Only after Michael's image as Gluttony was "unearthed" on the Internet, was the complete 'Escape the Fate' film Gorgeous Nightmare finally released. See more »

Star Sign:

Aries

Michael Q. Schmidt

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