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JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN http://t.co/QBVZRvee

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RT @DylanKissinger: Madison people: Who's tryina go see @DemetriMartin on 2/10 and/or @hodgman on 3/30. #minortelevisionpersonalities

(23 hours ago )

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@jenny8lee make an oblique reference to it on twitter?

(29 January 2012 10:31 AM, PST )

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“@rickygervais: No. Fuck off and unfollow if you don't like it. How's that? This is my church.”//surprised to see you quoting scripture

(29 January 2012 9:59 AM, PST )

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@indiehearts who claims this?

(29 January 2012 9:55 AM, PST )

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@NathanEnglander totally

(29 January 2012 7:51 AM, PST )

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How could they have gotten them ALL wrong? http://t.co/uE3iAJDs

(29 January 2012 7:43 AM, PST )

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RT @StarTalkRadio: Today at 6 pm EST, @astro_mike Live at the Bell House, w @neiltyson, @EugeneMirman, @kristenschaaled, & @hodgman

(29 January 2012 7:05 AM, PST )

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Audio: neil-gaiman: http://t.co/HGR4nHT5

(29 January 2012 6:29 AM, PST )

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@michaelianblack thank you SO MUCH for revealing that I suffer from night terror farts. I will have to stay awake forever now.

(28 January 2012 9:17 PM, PST )

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RT @DrWho42: @hodgman The new url for the official Facebook page is: http://t.co/ChNMmbO0

(28 January 2012 9:14 PM, PST )

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@bbofun ok, old person

(28 January 2012 9:14 PM, PST )

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I'm at Sidecar (560 5th Ave., btwn 15th & 16th St., Brooklyn) w/ 2 others http://t.co/Ot59PjoX

(28 January 2012 8:36 PM, PST )

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RT @nerdist: #nerdistSF show starting sooooooooooooon.......

(28 January 2012 8:11 PM, PST )

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“@tcostello: keeping @hodgman on retainer as my official "portrait taker at rock shows." http://t.co/RF55Dqd8” sorry: @tcostello everyone

(28 January 2012 8:10 PM, PST )

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@Notintheface1 @slaymonstrobot @gregpak non-canon. And roller-discoers are not human. Nuff said

(28 January 2012 8:09 PM, PST )

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@PFTompkins @nataliemorales mazel tov

(28 January 2012 8:00 PM, PST )

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@pennjillette @bethanyesr my favorite Tom Hanks impersonator

(28 January 2012 7:27 PM, PST )

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RT @BethanyESR: Disgust and outrage at Barnes & Noble. No @hodgman books, but PLENTY of Tucker Max books. Barf. I bought @pennjillette "

(28 January 2012 7:26 PM, PST )

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Photo: Cross the streams, @johnroderick http://t.co/jYjAMoNS

(28 January 2012 7:22 PM, PST )

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Photo: Cross the streams says @tomcostello http://t.co/RF55Dqd8

(28 January 2012 7:07 PM, PST )

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Photo: .@johnroderick crosses the streams http://t.co/aTgCndGI

(28 January 2012 5:39 PM, PST )

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Photo: .@molecularatom says CROSS THE STREAMS cc @johnroderick. http://t.co/uKQPmfzY

(28 January 2012 5:26 PM, PST )

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If you see me at the @johnroderick show tonight, ask me to cross the tumbl/tweet streams: http://t.co/yFb1I8Wx

(28 January 2012 4:03 PM, PST )

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If you see me at the @johnroderick show at Mercury Lounge tonight and say "cross the streams," I will take your picture and tumbl-tweet it.

(28 January 2012 3:18 PM, PST )

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@johnroderick you have fallen prey to the classic Internet pedantry of telling others they are doing it wrong.

(28 January 2012 3:16 PM, PST )

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RT @OohDaLolly: Watched #HHI where couple bought a house that was actually named "The Temptress of Chocolate Hole." I think @hodgman wou

(28 January 2012 3:14 PM, PST )

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@aimeemann you flatter. The trick is simple: I discreetly use an atomizer to spray a simple combination of tweet and nitrous into the room

(28 January 2012 2:40 PM, PST )

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. @johnroderick does not approve of my crossing the twitter/tumblr streams. But I am still going to see him at the mercury lounge tonight.

(28 January 2012 2:37 PM, PST )

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Story pirates, everyone. (@ Drama Book Shop w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/OPLvsMEe

(28 January 2012 10:55 AM, PST )

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@CaptainJGreezy better order a dozen now

(27 January 2012 5:47 PM, PST )

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@bkoca spread the words, please

(27 January 2012 5:47 PM, PST )

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@cdhermelin that is fascinating and also gross

(27 January 2012 5:46 PM, PST )

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@karilynn2171 @nerdist alas I will already be in Madison.

(27 January 2012 5:46 PM, PST )

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@ThomasBarnett thank you

(27 January 2012 5:44 PM, PST )

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@wezen_ball I will be there on 3/29

(27 January 2012 5:44 PM, PST )

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@wezen_ball but I was not in Minneapolis yesterday

(27 January 2012 5:44 PM, PST )

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@JuniperTar @ohscotty indeed

(27 January 2012 5:43 PM, PST )

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RT @loufilip: @hodgman I got two tickets to #Ragnarok. Btw, I am NOT Eddie Money. http://t.co/HSGUBse0

(27 January 2012 3:34 PM, PST )

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RT @heymattyb: @hodgman is coming to @PabstTheater ...it's going to be quite educational http://t.co/Hkm5Dara

(27 January 2012 3:33 PM, PST )

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Part the FINAL of A SONG OF ICE AND @nickmangold: http://t.co/nX4s6Qou

(27 January 2012 2:08 PM, PST )

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Part 5 of A SONG OF ICE and @nickmangold: http://t.co/sfFxqbvw

(27 January 2012 1:24 PM, PST )

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Part 4 of A SONG OF ICE AND @nickmangold: http://t.co/aIPcdaeZ

(27 January 2012 12:15 PM, PST )

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A Song of Ice and @nickmangold part 3: http://t.co/qVjakIBW

(27 January 2012 11:30 AM, PST )

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Part 2 of A Song of Ice and @mangold: http://t.co/6YoG77zJ

(27 January 2012 10:31 AM, PST )

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Video: TODAY IN RAGNAROK: Part 1 of A SONG OF ICE AND @nickmangold. That is all. http://t.co/jQ84aXyG

(27 January 2012 9:33 AM, PST )

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Photo: patrickmortensen: http://t.co/r0pLl2Si

(27 January 2012 9:27 AM, PST )

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Photo: putthison: http://t.co/S7Jmv0CF

(27 January 2012 9:26 AM, PST )

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@jonwurster bite me, nerd

(27 January 2012 8:11 AM, PST )

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.@jonathancoulton sings The Rainbow Connection; Elizabeth Gilbert sings Hank Williams; ANCIENT TAPE FOUND: http://t.co/DorRctHL

(27 January 2012 8:03 AM, PST )

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@MazoMeans Whatever. They're a funny gang. Maybe the subject of a classic out-of-work-place sitcom?

(27 January 2012 7:57 AM, PST )

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@jonwurster How did you convey the message that you did not want a "happy ending?" By masturbating in the lobby?

(27 January 2012 7:55 AM, PST )

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@billwasik I tipped them off.

(26 January 2012 9:03 PM, PST )

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@johnroderick please don't say geno's

(26 January 2012 9:02 PM, PST )

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“@SwimmingBirdFly: What the f is going on in The Sims? Is that @hodgman dressed as a pink rabbit, DJ-ing? http://t.co/yeXHGhfk”//my new gig

(26 January 2012 9:00 PM, PST )

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@sampotts @brettmartin @jonathancoulton @darinstrauss wow. 2001 y'all.

(26 January 2012 8:50 PM, PST )

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@MazoMeans I do my little tiny part. Saw your colleagues today. Your NEW colleagues.

(26 January 2012 8:39 PM, PST )

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@ChrisGrace I enjoyed seeing you in that film.

(26 January 2012 7:21 PM, PST )

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I am watching 30 Rock on actual TV--AS IT AIRS. Commercials too! I feel like I am at Colonial Williamburgh.

(26 January 2012 6:22 PM, PST )

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RT “@nickmangold: @hodgman I couldn't be more excited”//TUNE IN for the entire epic A Song of Ice and Mangold saga, hourly, TOMORROW

(26 January 2012 6:08 PM, PST )

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RT @nickmangold: @hodgman I couldn't be more excited

(26 January 2012 6:05 PM, PST )

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@kfnagle I am sorry.

(26 January 2012 3:56 PM, PST )

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@MarcEvanJackson Well, change it to that, then. That way we'll BOTH remember it.

(26 January 2012 3:56 PM, PST )

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I will roll out the rest of the epic @nickmangold saga TOMORROW when TODAY IN RAGNAROK resumes!: http://t.co/ZVPZSKZZ

(26 January 2012 3:53 PM, PST )

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@kfnagle Where were you in NOVEMBER?

(26 January 2012 3:22 PM, PST )

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@MarcEvanJackson 1151, right?

(26 January 2012 3:20 PM, PST )

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Now it will be easy, because you can now access all my appearance dates by simply typing http://t.co/l4ftq7cz into your difference engine

(26 January 2012 3:18 PM, PST )

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I didn't know I would be appearing at the Varsity in Minneapolis the DAY BEFORE @nerdist. I shall leave something in the theater for him.

(26 January 2012 2:44 PM, PST )

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RT @DFLamont: This video helped make me an expert on "Many Worlds Theory" in @hodgman's THAT IS ALL: http://t.co/Rb8SB44D

(26 January 2012 2:41 PM, PST )

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@kristenschaaled they really turn those episodes around fast, don't they?

(26 January 2012 2:37 PM, PST )

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@Janellie23 @UMMorris OK!

(26 January 2012 10:17 AM, PST )

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RT @fishheadned: @hodgman I just now put together, though your links, that Artisanal Pencil Sharpening guy is also Get Your War On guy.

(26 January 2012 10:16 AM, PST )

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Photo: IMPORTANT NEWS COVERAGE of Artisanal Pencil Sharpening may be found HERE. That is all. http://t.co/z6dV2OXL

(26 January 2012 10:00 AM, PST )

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Tickets for my manifestation at the University of Minnesota at Morris (a town in Minnesota) are now... http://t.co/zDXozTKV

(26 January 2012 5:38 AM, PST )

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@samscram or you will just be full of gum.

(25 January 2012 1:53 PM, PST )

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RT @Caissie: I'm ready to reveal that my new catchphrase is "catchphrase!" It has a hand gesture too, which I'll have to show you in per

(25 January 2012 1:39 PM, PST )

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RT @ComedyPodcasts: #JudgeJohnHodgman The Master's Disaster: Jessie and Jason are a happily married couple with a schedulin... http://t.

(25 January 2012 1:02 PM, PST )

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Audio: JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN VERDICT No. 49 is now available for public review. SPOILER ALERT: this one... http://t.co/7UDk9pDI

(25 January 2012 11:28 AM, PST )

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THERE WILL BE A NEW JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN CASE TODAY - Shortly… And yes, the song I was singing at the... http://t.co/CGqdb39n

(25 January 2012 6:19 AM, PST )

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@frankblubaugh TOTALLY

(24 January 2012 9:05 PM, PST )

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"@anbumakura I just started listening to your podcast, and I now have all of your books and tickets to your show in Minneapolis" PROPERLY SO

(24 January 2012 9:03 PM, PST )

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More boring political mouth noise from me, John Hodgman. Sorry: http://t.co/h7z05kuU

(24 January 2012 8:46 PM, PST )

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Ugh. I meant too long to TWEET. Sorry to subliminally buzz market my own dumb long tweet: http://t.co/kMQjmP3V

(24 January 2012 8:26 PM, PST )

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A tweet about SOTU that is too long to sweet: http://t.co/kMQjmP3V

(24 January 2012 8:17 PM, PST )

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Mitch Daniels: "we will ALL suffer, regardless of income, race, gender, or THE CATEGORY I MUST NOT SAY."

(24 January 2012 7:37 PM, PST )

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Sorry I wasn't more ha ha, everyone. I left all my funny in SF for Sketchfest.

(24 January 2012 7:25 PM, PST )

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A good speech, but masterful politics. Forceful. Pragmatic. Typically, painfully centrist (see my earlier tweet groans) The final not-Romney

(24 January 2012 7:22 PM, PST )

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...the neighbor who live tweeted the sound of gunfire and helicopters.

(24 January 2012 7:15 PM, PST )

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@alwaysadrunk yes, but I'm dressed like the font tonight.

(24 January 2012 7:14 PM, PST )

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I don't see how the Republican surreal story of Obama as an empty-headed jumped-up manchild/sinister marxist conspirator stands up to this.

(24 January 2012 7:12 PM, PST )

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I audibly said "whoa" when Obama said that those who say our influence had waned don't know what they are talking about.

(24 January 2012 7:10 PM, PST )

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Obama is running for president against congress, and frankly, congress is as strong a candidate as Herman Cain.

(24 January 2012 7:05 PM, PST )

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Do you guys also hear someone screaming at the ceiling "NOOOOOOOOO!"

(24 January 2012 7:01 PM, PST )

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BOO LOSERS WHO MAKE LESS THAN 250K

(24 January 2012 6:57 PM, PST )

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I immediately hated my Law and Order Financial Crimes Unit joke. It was my spilled milk moment of the night.

(24 January 2012 6:54 PM, PST )

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Was Richard Cordray audibly booed?

(24 January 2012 6:54 PM, PST )

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And in charge of the financial crimes unit: Christopher Meloni and Ice-T.

(24 January 2012 6:53 PM, PST )

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Wait, did Obama just say frack, baby, frack?

(24 January 2012 6:43 PM, PST )

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Laurene Powell Jobs is one of the nicest people I've ever met. And bravest.

(24 January 2012 6:38 PM, PST )

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"Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There’s your anti-piracy plan." - Jonathan Coulton... http://t.co/zXFqtpip

(24 January 2012 2:22 PM, PST )

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