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RT @StephenAtHome: Mitt Romney's favorite Star Wars movie is: all six of them are pretty good, which one do you like? That's his favorit

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Im so horribly mad at Edith..He's married you trollop!Even Mary had the good sense to be a strumpet with a guy who then died! #DowntonAbbey

(1 February 2012 8:36 AM, PST )

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Autocorrect strikes again. #DowntonAbbey RT @kierstenlyons: Maggie Smith just fought with a swivel chair. #DowntownAbbey is brilliant

(30 January 2012 10:16 PM, PST )

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@IVBarry that is a great picture. "it happened again marypat, I woke up more handsome." -my dad

(30 January 2012 10:09 PM, PST )

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I loathe autocorrect #DowntonAbbey RT @kierstenlyons: Maggie Smith just fought with a swivel chair. #DowntownAbbey is brilliant

(30 January 2012 10:07 PM, PST )

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Maggie Smith just fought with a swivel chair. #DowntownAbbey is brilliant

(30 January 2012 9:37 PM, PST )

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On Abbot Kinney... Just returned a pair of $115 sweatpants for a friend. The juxtaposition of Venice is quite amazing

(30 January 2012 2:55 PM, PST )

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#RonPaul is quirky, a bit odd, but consistent,like a good F/X comedy... To recap: Mitt is to Two & Half Men, as Paul is to It's Always Sunny

(30 January 2012 2:38 PM, PST )

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The #GOP in sending Mitt Romney up against Obama is like sending Two & Half Men against 30Rock for an Emmy. #DoTheyReallyThinkHeHasAChance?

(30 January 2012 2:35 PM, PST )

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Um, I'm thinking no one told Christina Aguilera that the funeral was #EttaJames's and not hers. #cleavageANDdramaticHANDgesturesOhMy!

(30 January 2012 1:37 PM, PST )

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A few more suggestions. Titanic & monday.. Crossroads!!!! RT @Aaron_Eddy: Braveheart last night, Last of the Mohicans tonight, so much man.

(29 January 2012 8:15 PM, PST )

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RT @aimeecarrero: "What is there but a dream? You can't replace a dream with another dream. Dream big and dream fierce." - Viola Davis #

(29 January 2012 8:09 PM, PST )

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So the guy that wrote #DowntonAbbey also wrote the #TheTourist. Well that alleviates a lot of pressure to be great all the time. #BeingHuman

(29 January 2012 8:09 PM, PST )

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I love watching people win who never thought they would. Their surprise makes me tear up. #WellThatAndFatBabies #SAGAwards #JeanDujardin

(29 January 2012 6:48 PM, PST )

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So.. #Shakira just got French knighthood. I really have no witty comment, I'm just grateful it wasn't a "King Ralph" situation. #JohnGoodman

(29 January 2012 6:44 PM, PST )

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I love Dick Van Dyke. I told God "that's the kinda guy I want..." And he gave me @BHasemeyer. #NiceOneGod #SAGAwards

(29 January 2012 6:12 PM, PST )

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This whole "no Steve Carrel, no Office winning" is kinda killing my will to enjoy Modern Family. #SAGAwards @NBC

(29 January 2012 5:55 PM, PST )

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@AnnieTerracina are you coming tonight??

(28 January 2012 10:09 AM, PST )

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Pretty sure Mattel used @BHasemeyer for inspiration for this Ken doll. #gingham #skinnyjeans #boldcolors @BarbieStyle http://t.co/RoaqB2Hl

(28 January 2012 10:08 AM, PST )

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Uh, is this new or am just late to the party? #TheCasketParty @costco_online http://t.co/WAAvW5Zb

(28 January 2012 10:04 AM, PST )

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Is it me or do Julia Child and Margaret Thatcher sound a lot alike? #MerylStreep

(26 January 2012 8:23 PM, PST )

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The guy i married: RT @BHasemeyer: Ron Paul and Paul Wall would be amazing!

(26 January 2012 8:09 PM, PST )

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I wish the #SAG awards and #Oscars included actors doing an #Cnndebate. How exciting to watch Meryl verbally sparing with Viola??

(26 January 2012 7:04 PM, PST )

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#Santorum, Wait, better than the previous two speakers? So you agree that #ronpaul is better than you? #FreudianSlip

(26 January 2012 6:59 PM, PST )

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back from Vancouver: reading #cnndebate coverage tweets of @zdulli &@forgottenmen. So VERY different, yet entertaining. #SmartyPants

(26 January 2012 6:55 PM, PST )

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i bought a gold, leather-fringed mini skirt tonight. I just thought you should know. #ImGonnaBeBeyonce

(25 January 2012 9:40 PM, PST )

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@aimeecarrero It makes me soooo sad that I am in stupid vancouver and couldn't watch! #SoProudOfYou!!!!

(25 January 2012 9:36 AM, PST )

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just because a guy is really good with words doesn't mean you should trust what they said. was told this once about teenage boys. #Politics

(24 January 2012 7:22 PM, PST )

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a 15yr old girl called cops: she heard her mom and mom's bf having the sexy time. #NeverBeenSoHappyMyParentsAreMarried http://t.co/ZzODCD8s

(24 January 2012 7:20 PM, PST )

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anyone else think #BradPitt got nominated to ensure he and Angelina would be at the #Oscars? #Moneyball #OnlySeenHalfOfTheMovieSoFar

(24 January 2012 7:14 PM, PST )

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@OpenHouseGirl i'm so sorry I was just really really proud of @BHasemeyer's command of the commode. #ThatSoundsLikeAHitRealityShowOnHGTV

(24 January 2012 5:39 PM, PST )

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RT @jayberg: That white girl funny RT @kierstenlyons: I just sent this video http://t.co/kfHyCcD8 to @TheSoup in #16andPregnant!! #Good

(24 January 2012 11:30 AM, PST )

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RT @aimeecarrero: Two things to watch tonight: #StateOfTheUnion Address at 6pm and #LevelUp at 8pm! Social calendar booked.

(24 January 2012 11:22 AM, PST )

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RT @hayley_taylor: Met Paul Simon last night at Sundance and gave him my cd! Pic coming soon

(24 January 2012 11:22 AM, PST )

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@AnnieTerracina how do you feel about this?... http://t.co/r4446ro5 @BacheloretteABC #IDontKnowAnythingAboutHerButIKindaWantHerToFindLove

(24 January 2012 11:21 AM, PST )

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RT @CarThrottle: Unbelievable, banter with Mr Mullaly! Lovin' it @BHasemeyer - http://t.co/dstLoMvj (watch Bradley's interview with Dr Z

(23 January 2012 7:24 PM, PST )

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@GarrettFBaker thought you would enjoy and appreciate... http://t.co/4NbZGRA4 #OscarNominations

(23 January 2012 7:23 PM, PST )

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I just sent this video http://t.co/gP29O9xH to @TheSoup in the hopes they see Laney's potential on #16andPregnant!! #GoodLuckLaney!

(23 January 2012 4:23 PM, PST )

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#ff @ThatDyingPlantInTheCorner his pathetic, yet funny tweets about needing to be watered, and given love & light are so dark comedy

(20 January 2012 10:29 AM, PST )

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#ff @blueivycarter her tweets about diamond infused breast milk are the best!

(20 January 2012 10:27 AM, PST )

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@jimmyfallon Celine dion's "that's the way it is": she looks @ herself in TVs the whole video. #IDontReallyThinkTheresAnythingMoreHopeful

(20 January 2012 10:16 AM, PST )

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crying w/ laughter and hope @mindykaling "..when I write, I like to look like I'm recovering from tuberculous" @BHasemeyer #ImNotTheOnlyOne

(20 January 2012 10:13 AM, PST )

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When i saw "diamond" I had to reread cause I almost tweeted congrats too soon! #Eeeeeee!! @OpenHouseGirl: Alternative Baseball Diamond

(19 January 2012 7:32 PM, PST )

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on a side note #Snookie went sans makeup today. #SheLooksLikeTheLittleGirlsPrePageantSansThePixieSticks #ToddlersAndTiaras meet

(19 January 2012 4:00 PM, PST )

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@mindykaling's book is just too good to think of something witty to tweet, i just want to enjoy each moment of her pure hilarity. #Honestly

(19 January 2012 3:57 PM, PST )

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Yea for birthday lunches! Happy birthday Luke! RT @OpenHouseGirl: Luke's special birthday lunch! (@ Dodger Stadium) http://t.co/VTW8XrVd

(19 January 2012 1:37 PM, PST )

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#ThisIsAlmostAsExcitingAsOurWeddingDay! RT @ZocaloGroup: @BHasemeyer Thanks for the question & link,we'll be sure to share with @FunnyorDie!

(19 January 2012 1:36 PM, PST )

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RT @BHasemeyer @ZocaloGroup, ask @FunnyorDie if they will feature @kierstenlyons "Sh*t Celebrities say". Worth an ask. http://t.co/7BUwWJOr

(19 January 2012 10:08 AM, PST )

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RT @BHasemeyer: English speaking rappers have it so easy. "Models" rhymes with "bottles". #culturalawareness

(19 January 2012 8:56 AM, PST )

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Visiting Vancouver: alright @mindykaling you're worth the mystery canadian extra $1.25 #AndLetsIgnoreTheWeirdHumuorEh? http://t.co/OXu6VJHi

(19 January 2012 8:27 AM, PST )

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There's something growing in the top of your head! @AnnieTerracina: 8:11-#bachelor watch party time, naturally. :-) http://t.co/jljfG4Yp

(16 January 2012 9:08 PM, PST )

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@DJMichellePesce a little something to make you giggle! Sh*t Celebrities Say #EspeciallyAfterTheGlobesParties http://t.co/J3LB4TJ5

(16 January 2012 11:35 AM, PST )

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Sh*t Celebrities Say... They're kinda like girls except better. #ShitGirlsSay #SheWentAllHollywood http://t.co/J3LB4TJ5

(15 January 2012 9:08 AM, PST )

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Watching "Never Say Never" with @BHasemeyer and @aimeecarrero. #ImGonnaDefinitelyCryOnThisOne #JustinBieber

(14 January 2012 9:11 PM, PST )

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Im editing a video I'm so incredibly proud of. Can't wait to upload it!!!! #ItsNotASexTapeISwear #MyMomSaysYouShouldntSwear

(14 January 2012 3:03 PM, PST )

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i mindlessly watched #BigBangTheory not realizing it was thurs until 8:15, thus missing half of #30rock. #IveNeverBeenMoreAshamedInMyLife

(13 January 2012 11:00 AM, PST )

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You sound super excited RT @Ellen_Godfrey: I guess we're getting a dog.

(12 January 2012 11:56 AM, PST )

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@BHasemeyer just texted me this... "Stuck in an elevator with Tomi and Andy dick. Amazing." and sadly his iPhone battery's at 3%.

(11 January 2012 9:43 PM, PST )

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do u think @lifetimetv's movie w/ Lindsay Lohan will do a dramatic rendition of the White Diamonds commercial? #AlwysBroughtMeLuck @TheSoup

(11 January 2012 1:45 PM, PST )

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The guy I married @BHasemeyer is gonna be on the #Panasonic panel today at #CES with @aoltranslogic and #Tesla #AndHeWontTalkAboutMyspace

(11 January 2012 10:53 AM, PST )

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This is the most serious question I will ever ask. What the heck is Mariah Carey wearing in her #JennyCraig commercial? #advertising

(10 January 2012 10:35 PM, PST )

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The music during the weigh in on #TheBiggestLoser makes me think they're about to bust out of a Trojan Horse and declare war! #History #NBC

(10 January 2012 9:35 PM, PST )

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Pssh... I love hearing I'm clean next to a My 2 Dads mug! RT @mindykaling: No, I don't want to get my free HIV testing from a thrift store

(10 January 2012 8:17 PM, PST )

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think the lesson out of this is maybe going "to a motel and making a fort outta sheets" may not be the best relationship litmus #KatyPerry

(10 January 2012 8:05 PM, PST )

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Sometimes I think #Romney is just Zack Morris trying to win the free trip to DC. Where's Jesse when you need her? #SavedByThePaul #NHPrimary

(10 January 2012 6:03 PM, PST )

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@DJMichellePesce I tried to message you back but you aren't following me. I have started choreographing a dance to express the pain

(10 January 2012 5:48 PM, PST )

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What??? @b_roth23 is amazing! RT @IVBarry: Bridget Rotherd just made her 1,000 basketball point! @LittlestLyons @kierstenlyons @joshualyons

(10 January 2012 5:36 PM, PST )

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When I have kids I plan to share a lot with them, but not cleaning the dryer's lint trap. it's way too much fun & they can't have it all.

(9 January 2012 2:45 PM, PST )

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Perhaps 4 inch heels weren't the best choice to dance my face off. #ThisIsTheFirstThingIveEverSaidThatMakesMeSoundLikeAKardashian

(8 January 2012 11:38 PM, PST )

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Yes! only thing that'd make it better is if #TheMuppets come RT @DJMichellePesce: @kierstenlyons @BHasemeyer @Audi _-------YOU KNOW IT!!!!

(8 January 2012 6:13 PM, PST )

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So excited to dance my face off w/ @BHasemeyer tonight @Audi's Golden Globes fête. im wishing, & hoping & praying @DJMichellePesce will spin

(8 January 2012 4:50 PM, PST )

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I spent the last of my babysitting $ at the "Free Keiko Rally" and now I don't have enough to actually see Free Willy. #90sgirlproblems

(7 January 2012 9:34 PM, PST )

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Why do commercials think all moms wear cropped khakis, a collared shirt under a cardigan and a rolled pair of eyes? #advertising #mommyhood

(7 January 2012 7:57 PM, PST )

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"you're about to make a budget that's tighter than a nun's knees" - @GailVazOxlade #TillDebtDoUsPart amazing quote, amazingner show

(7 January 2012 7:20 PM, PST )

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I'm just wondering what stars those would be... #celebsecrets http://t.co/phr1fNaM

(7 January 2012 1:41 PM, PST )

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Was in urban outfitters and there's nothing especially wonderful that I wanted to take my clothes off for. Then... http://t.co/iBSOOdo0

(7 January 2012 12:31 PM, PST )

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We also need to hang out. Maybe double this weekend?? RT @Ellen_Godfrey: Speaking of, @kierstenlyons we need to talk

(5 January 2012 10:55 AM, PST )

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I respect it's tenacity RT @OpenHouseGirl: Ummm... Apparently, my iPhone doesn't want me to lose touch with you. http://t.co/2wcuoW7M

(5 January 2012 10:55 AM, PST )

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So Corey Feldman & chimps in diapers? RT @kanyewest: We need to take what Michael Jackson felt and we need make things better

(5 January 2012 9:51 AM, PST )

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"Please love me like TSwift" RT @kanyewest: this is not a very rapper thing to say but I haven't bought a new car or jewelry in 2 years

(5 January 2012 9:49 AM, PST )

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Oh, so waiting outside the LAX garage holding your dog to cover your sunglassed face is a good way to detract attention... #BrookeHogan

(5 January 2012 9:40 AM, PST )

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Sometimes after sitting in 1.5hrs of traffic listening to #TheHungerGames I start to reach for my bow and arrows. #ThenIRealizeImNotKatniss

(5 January 2012 9:34 AM, PST )

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The new guy at school's name is Zack Morris, but he's a total Screech. #90sgirlproblems

(4 January 2012 11:24 AM, PST )

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Michelle Bachmann dropped out of the race..her good news? Her voluminous hair is already results night ready for #DancingWithTheStars! #cnn

(4 January 2012 11:19 AM, PST )

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mom thinks the Pochantas costume is too "suggestive" for Halloween, she's making me wear my brother's tank top underneath! #90sgirlproblems

(3 January 2012 4:10 PM, PST )

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my new years goal: perform a dramatic reading of Toddlers & Tiaras transcripts with @mindykaling in a Loz Feliz bar I'm not cool enough for.

(3 January 2012 4:06 PM, PST )

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First Demi Lovato with Timbaland and now Joe Jonas w/ Lil Wayne #Disney is more hardcore than #NKOTB's "dirty dawg" http://t.co/Z7nKo3EO

(3 January 2012 12:58 PM, PST )

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It looks like things went south for the 7 little ones after Snow White got selfish and abandoned them for love. #Disney http://t.co/cdRl7jDU

(3 January 2012 12:54 PM, PST )

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And I thought my boy haircut in 1992 was bad... #BowlForAHaircut #ShaveTheRest http://t.co/Nx7zRcUJ

(3 January 2012 12:53 PM, PST )

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RT: “@FIATUSA: Come for the @GearPatrol review by @BHasemeyer, stay for the soundtrack by @elliegoulding. http://t.co/kVVhxcaW”

(3 January 2012 11:35 AM, PST )

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@joe_ronne you should get this, actually I should get this... #MilkHatesMe http://t.co/puPhmT82

(3 January 2012 11:25 AM, PST )

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I want to be called a dame from now on... #CaptainAmerica

(2 January 2012 7:16 PM, PST )

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Watching @IVBarry's gift to @BHasemeyer of #CaptainAmerica blu ray. Chris Evans as the little guy is so cute. #LoveHisHeart

(2 January 2012 7:14 PM, PST )

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So fun #EvenThoughIWasntTheLuckyOneToFallDownTheStairs @cjester79: Chillin w aunt @kierstenlyons and uncle @BHasemeyer http://t.co/ipzmtHyy

(2 January 2012 7:03 PM, PST )

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So Oklahoma is playing and @BachelorABC is on tonight. A dark day for @AnnieTerracina indeed.

(2 January 2012 6:25 PM, PST )

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Protecting the world from evil super babies! RT @cjester79: Superman! http://t.co/eJPFYxtD

(2 January 2012 6:08 PM, PST )

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@BHasemeyer furiously trying to beat me at jack at the beanstalk checkers @CrackerBarrel (the possum cheated!) #South http://t.co/c4XmGXBu

(1 January 2012 12:26 PM, PST )

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Waiting to eat @CrackerBarrel not really sure if there's a better selection of tv anywhere on earth #RockingChairHeaveb http://t.co/FPlFifAo

(1 January 2012 12:00 PM, PST )

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2012 resolutions: Ashton Kutcher "I will treat my liaisons like a gym locker room: no camera phones." #celebrityresolutions

(31 December 2011 6:45 PM, PST )

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2012 resolutions: Ali Lohan "I just really would like to keep my diet." #celebrityresolutions

(31 December 2011 6:43 PM, PST )

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