Apparently it was ‘accuse of everybody of stuff they probably didn’t do’ week on Pretty Little Liars, as Ashley (Laura Leighton) remained in prison on suspicion of Wilden’s murder — orange is so not the new black, unfortunately — and Mike (Cody Christian) essentially took the blame for going all Michael Jackson on that kid’s car. Fortunately, Ezra (Ian Harding) was able to come to one of their rescues! Spoiler alert: It wasn’t Ashley.
In his most casual t-shirt and flannel button-down, Ezra stood up to the fat school principal — I don’t know his name, Principal Fatty? — and got Mike off the hook. Mike celebrated by getting dinner at Sausage King, which I’m pretty sure was a reference to The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Remember that show?