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92 items from 2012

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Also, kudos to Jack, Barry, and Scott for their staunchly anti-twitter stance. #abovetheinfluence

(26 May 2012 12:15 PM, PDT )

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Enemy of the State: ridiculous supporting ensemble in 1 room: Jack Black, @TheJakeBusey, Barry Pepper, @SethGreen, Scott Caan #thelensoftime

(26 May 2012 12:15 PM, PDT )

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$5 screening of "Thanks for Dying," tonight, 8 PM @ the Lyric Theater on La Brea.

(24 May 2012 5:04 PM, PDT )

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Seriously considering using a 2 inch Vermont American carbon hole saw to cut biscuit dough. #desperatebakingcallsfordesperatemeasures

(23 May 2012 3:34 PM, PDT )

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@ricrosario Didn't you...?

(21 May 2012 4:22 PM, PDT )

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All day, I have been thinking of @RyanGosling jokes I should have made when @ricrosario played a goose last night @Crashbar #improvhindsight

(21 May 2012 4:17 PM, PDT )

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The definition of insanity is quoting Albert Einstein over and over again and expecting people to react like you are the genius.

(21 May 2012 3:37 PM, PDT )

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Film Screening: Thanks for Dying, Thursday http://t.co/MsDF2PMj

(21 May 2012 10:15 AM, PDT )

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Hitting @Crashbar Improv tonight, 8:30 PM, with @tommybechtold.

(20 May 2012 1:49 PM, PDT )

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@CooperHarris Sounds like @ShelbyFilms is trying to set us up for a reunion. Can't wait to see you again soon!

(20 May 2012 10:38 AM, PDT )

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@hitchmichael Majority shareholders?

(20 May 2012 10:30 AM, PDT )

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Downtown LA today: Two playoffs at the Staples Center and a bicycle race. Fuck #NewYork

(20 May 2012 10:08 AM, PDT )

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Got my first SAG-AFTRA One Union membership card. Neat!

(19 May 2012 3:05 PM, PDT )

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The worst part of the gym is that it's full of strangers/adversaries. Someone move downtown and join the LAAC, please.

(19 May 2012 12:15 PM, PDT )

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The all white prom is at my Athletic Club, and the all black prom is in my apartment building. Choices!

(18 May 2012 8:22 PM, PDT )

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Reminder: "Little Coward" tonight. Free show, free booze! http://t.co/4koYJ9AJ

(17 May 2012 9:29 AM, PDT )

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I've written a one-act that heavily features the band Chicago, officially burned out on those songs. #EverybodyNeedsALittleTimeAway

(16 May 2012 11:05 PM, PDT )

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Gristle descends upon @ComedySportzLA tonight at 9 PM. Bear witness.

(14 May 2012 3:38 PM, PDT )

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I have been clinical with my french press for weeks now...so tasty, so precise. Add 2/3 cup granulated sugar, it tastes like a real McCafe!

(14 May 2012 11:38 AM, PDT )

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Gristle: Monday, 5/14 @ ComedySportz LA http://t.co/ziPyfSe4

(13 May 2012 3:46 PM, PDT )

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Staged Reading of Jeff Addiss's Play "Little Coward" http://t.co/4koYJ9AJ

(11 May 2012 4:55 PM, PDT )

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@missryand You mean you, me, and Justin Timberlake!?

(10 May 2012 3:00 PM, PDT )

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Look for Episode "The Scarlet Neighbor" Soon! http://t.co/3lVk6lbf

(10 May 2012 9:55 AM, PDT )

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@GetAClueTV Not tonight, Superfan! But I can act it out for you if you two come over!

(9 May 2012 8:00 PM, PDT )

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Episode roulette! Keep your eyes out for a future episode of The B entitled "The Scarlet Neighbor."

(9 May 2012 7:24 PM, PDT )

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Fantastic Limoncello Recipe! http://t.co/9lfuJREc

(9 May 2012 12:21 PM, PDT )

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Derby de Mayo = Minty Margaritas

(5 May 2012 1:12 PM, PDT )

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@GetAClueTV It's next Wednesday :)

(2 May 2012 10:40 AM, PDT )

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Learning about plumbing the old fashioned way: I broke it, now I have to fix it.

(30 April 2012 9:16 PM, PDT )

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My Episode of "Don't Trust the B----" Airs Wednesday, 5/9! http://t.co/wbAn0Y0N

(30 April 2012 1:55 PM, PDT )

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VIDEO: Tittinus Promo for Tenacious D "Rize of the Fenix" http://t.co/EA34RuMH

(26 April 2012 4:20 PM, PDT )

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If I hear the words "truffle butter" out of Ina's mouth one more time, I'm gonna...THERE IT IS! #slapkiss

(9 April 2012 9:55 AM, PDT )

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"Lucy" Wins Two L.A. Weekly Awards http://t.co/qEvYk1mL

(3 April 2012 10:51 AM, PDT )

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Getting nupt'.

(31 March 2012 1:58 PM, PDT )

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Wednesday is live jazz night at the Los Angeles Athletic Club!

(28 March 2012 7:04 PM, PDT )

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@USimprov I think this second competition is unconstitutional.

(26 March 2012 12:52 PM, PDT )

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Saturday, March 31st: Sunny, high of 70º, 100% chance of nuptialization.

(24 March 2012 12:14 PM, PDT )

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"Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" Premiers April 11th http://t.co/Yl8Hp8r4

(23 March 2012 12:26 PM, PDT )

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"I Love Lucy Live" in Chicago! http://t.co/i6mJn0QZ

(21 March 2012 10:02 AM, PDT )

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"Korn?! When did I like Korn?!" - Carol Channing

(18 March 2012 11:49 PM, PDT )

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"It's no place for a dog, in a pub with no beer."

(17 March 2012 7:00 PM, PDT )

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MUSHA RING DUMMA DO DAMMA DA!

(17 March 2012 6:58 PM, PDT )

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Tonight: Pool and beer Aat wilcox and yucca

(17 March 2012 2:41 PM, PDT )

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Great rehearsal this morning for two original pilots by @geetikalizardi and @burknoe! Busiest St. Patrick's Day ever.

(17 March 2012 11:43 AM, PDT )

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Credenza parts list includes "bar of inferior support." Kingdom of Loathing now manufactures office furniture.

(16 March 2012 2:03 PM, PDT )

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Tomorrow: Final Show of "Lucy Goes to a Cabaret!" http://t.co/AAYbYDwX

(13 March 2012 11:47 AM, PDT )

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Stuck at a border crossing. Within America. At 11 pm. FUCK ARIZONA

(9 March 2012 10:55 PM, PST )

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Backstage Photo from Lucy http://t.co/iz9UVIKY

(5 March 2012 3:45 PM, PST )

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Passed a homeless man listening to a radio telling him to trade his old, dusty product for a new product. #harsh

(2 March 2012 11:42 PM, PST )

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Flyer for "LUCY Goes to a Cabaret" http://t.co/ESuNjU4T

(28 February 2012 2:07 PM, PST )

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Thank you, @iamJeffTorres and @missryand. You know how this game is played.

(28 February 2012 10:40 AM, PST )

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Boom boom boom. Now, let me hear you Say "Wayo":

(28 February 2012 9:58 AM, PST )

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My black tie ensemble is not getting enough attention on this Oscar red carpet. Especially since it's only a black tie and nothing else.

(26 February 2012 4:39 PM, PST )

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@Pinterest tells me to "Request an Invite." I did not realize @Pinterest was vice president of the student council.

(23 February 2012 6:26 PM, PST )

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After a tweet about hooker-burying, Saphire Strip Club started following me. #ShitJustGotReal

(23 February 2012 3:18 PM, PST )

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This bachelor party is really going to put my hooker-burying skills to the test. Trial by fire! Wait, fire, that's a good idea

(23 February 2012 3:02 PM, PST )

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"Lucy" Closing at Greenway http://t.co/GDzhE7AN

(22 February 2012 5:02 PM, PST )

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I am about to eat @Wendys spicy chicken sandwich over the superior Spicy Chicken Sandwich Deluxe by @ChickfilA for politics. #shameonyouboth

(22 February 2012 3:50 PM, PST )

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@1in9 Hrm...this "having a kid" business sounds interesting....how do I start?

(22 February 2012 11:33 AM, PST )

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My five-month excuse for not coming to your show/party is almost over. Terrifying to reengage in social reciprocity.

(22 February 2012 11:27 AM, PST )

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I'm not Catholic and I do not care about your little Bacchanalia. Your po' boy is a halfway decent sandwich. That's all you get.

(21 February 2012 10:37 AM, PST )

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Photo from 100th Performance of "Lucy" http://t.co/Pr92vVP7

(20 February 2012 11:39 AM, PST )

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@McDonalds on Wilshire & Union wouldn't give me a cup of water with my food. I have to stop going to business that mmake my heart cry/clog.

(17 February 2012 4:05 PM, PST )

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100th Show of "I Love Lucy Live!" http://t.co/rUruXjvC

(17 February 2012 8:50 AM, PST )

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"Lucy" Nominated for 4 L.A. Weekly Theater Awards! http://t.co/DZGVHdQW

(16 February 2012 4:03 PM, PST )

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Wedding rings: CHECK

(16 February 2012 12:45 PM, PST )

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New palm piercing! Unintentional, which makes it way more badass. Stud or loop? #unintentionalbodymodification

(7 February 2012 1:33 PM, PST )

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Most of my belongings were abandoned by others who didn't maintain them and thought them broken. A good reminder to flush my transmission

(6 February 2012 1:44 PM, PST )

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Update: You are a hypocrite, not an ideologue. Your politics are purely selfish. You're angry for no real reason. Please relax & STFU.

(4 February 2012 11:45 AM, PST )

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ACTORS: How Does the SAG-AFTRA Merger Affect You? http://t.co/lE7defJ7

(3 February 2012 5:08 PM, PST )

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De Longpre is the new Fountain.

(27 January 2012 6:56 PM, PST )

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My router sub-base arrived! #shopnerd

(27 January 2012 11:53 AM, PST )

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Sorry, I don't know anyone named "Creditor," you must have the wrong number.

(26 January 2012 3:23 PM, PST )

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#C.H.U.D.! John Heard, Daniel Stern, Eddie Jones, Sam McMurray...crazy

(24 January 2012 1:40 AM, PST )

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@ifcportlandia wedding planning...fantastic.

(23 January 2012 11:37 PM, PST )

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Ok, so maybe I'm not a true gentleman #EvilDead2 on @ifctv

(23 January 2012 10:21 PM, PST )

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Residual Day is the best day of all. Better wash it down with a stern Rob Roy & watch the @AustralianOpen, like a gentleman. @DewarsWhisky

(23 January 2012 10:14 PM, PST )

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I am the only pro-noun, ante-cedent candidate in this Republican primary cycle.

(21 January 2012 11:29 PM, PST )

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So, Maya Rudolph has explosive diarrhea in front of my apartment building in "Bridesmaids," so, yeah, I am famous.

(19 January 2012 11:18 PM, PST )

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Cost of used plunge router: $45. Cost of missing parts to repair said plunge router: $32. At least I'm still below cost for a new one

(19 January 2012 5:52 PM, PST )

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Let it be known, the peak of human engineering was the invention of the collar stay.

(18 January 2012 9:39 AM, PST )

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"Lucy" Wins Best Musical, 7 Other http://t.co/rT9HPA4B Awards http://t.co/eE8TgI6U

(16 January 2012 8:06 PM, PST )

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Very uncomfortable with how fast that fast food was

(16 January 2012 5:58 PM, PST )

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Fee Brothers Old Fashioned Aromatic Bitters, in my whiskey, in my mouth. Mmmm

(15 January 2012 10:17 PM, PST )

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Attn craigslist sellers: if your item doesn't come with a warranty or a return policy, you are asshole if you charge retail.

(14 January 2012 5:04 PM, PST )

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Moneyball far exceeded my expectations. Thanks @SAGawards and the producers for an awesome screener!

(12 January 2012 1:36 AM, PST )

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Third line from the bottom: http://t.co/B4Bg6rvR

(10 January 2012 8:50 PM, PST )

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If you ever feel carnivore guilt, remember: Leeloo, the Supreme Being, eats chicken. Reconstituted and microwaved at that.

(7 January 2012 3:49 PM, PST )

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New rule of thumb: don't eat anywhere that charges $X.95 for alcohol.

(6 January 2012 10:02 PM, PST )

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According to CNN, 29,662 Iowans are mean spirited assholes who hate people unlike themselves. Probably a lowball estimate

(3 January 2012 9:53 PM, PST )

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I haven't been working out much, so I will thank H&M's mediums for giving me Popeye's forearms. #europeansizesamericanphysiques

(3 January 2012 2:55 PM, PST )

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Tuxedo

(31 December 2011 6:12 PM, PST )

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2012 | 2011 | 2010

92 items from 2012

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