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I'm so proud. Plus, dinosaur sprinkles. #cakepops http://t.co/bF51keTD

(20 hours ago )

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First time baking cake pops. First batch look more like cake boobs. http://t.co/V3xv5uVe

(28 May 2012 1:24 PM, PDT )

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@LPShanet I like the way you work your light saber.

(27 May 2012 10:41 PM, PDT )

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#takeout #xboxkinect #starwars

(27 May 2012 10:24 PM, PDT )

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Drink up!

(27 May 2012 7:19 PM, PDT )

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Pour shot of gin in tumbler with ice. Fill with fresh lemonade, add a dash of chambord and a few drops of celery bitters. Thanks @aerialamy!

(27 May 2012 7:18 PM, PDT )

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#manhattan (the drink).

(26 May 2012 11:49 PM, PDT )

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Gah! Must. Watch. #tearjerker http://t.co/gfDqV0gZ

(26 May 2012 3:21 PM, PDT )

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RT @LPShanet: Ok internet, here's your Jenna Jameson DUI joke kit: Pole (wrapped around, etc.) slammed, blew, rear ended, handcuffs, Ban

(26 May 2012 10:23 AM, PDT )

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RT @Paxochka: Everyone mocks StarWars fans for being virgins but in Return of the Jedi there's a giant vagina that eats people so I don'

(25 May 2012 1:34 PM, PDT )

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Oh. Em. Gee. Like, you should totes follow my hubby, @LPShanet. Like, seriously. #ff

(25 May 2012 1:32 PM, PDT )

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When in doubt, drizzle (smother) with truffle oil.

(24 May 2012 8:09 PM, PDT )

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Check out its, um, trunk. # http://t.co/vMAKp6le

(24 May 2012 3:16 PM, PDT )

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RT @LPShanet: Hope this helps with you're usage when your tweeting. Share with others to improve there grammar and they're timelines. ht

(24 May 2012 12:11 PM, PDT )

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Trivia night brings out my worst qualities. #CompetitiveBitch

(22 May 2012 10:56 PM, PDT )

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Can too much dairy make you constipated? Asking for a friend.

(22 May 2012 2:02 PM, PDT )

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Oh, joy. http://t.co/RZdjfl05

(18 May 2012 7:56 PM, PDT )

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@aerialamy I know!! #CIRCUS :)

(11 May 2012 7:02 AM, PDT )

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RT @RyanLostinTX: "At least I still have my pride." - a lion, after tripping and falling in front of some zebras and giraffes and shit p

(11 May 2012 2:28 AM, PDT )

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Nelspruit Airport #Africa http://t.co/S3zUGtar

(11 May 2012 1:37 AM, PDT )

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“@aerialamy: @TheRealAlyssaS do I smell a possible reality series in the works?” They were sisters!

(9 May 2012 10:21 AM, PDT )

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“@aerialamy: @TheRealAlyssaS did u get all 4 secs (ha! Zing!) on video?” I did... Both times, with different lionesses. #LionOrgy #Africa

(9 May 2012 6:20 AM, PDT )

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Two words - Lion sex.

(9 May 2012 1:48 AM, PDT )

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RT @LPShanet: Dear Mexicans, really sorry about what our douchebags have done to your holiday. You have permission to be total a-holes o

(5 May 2012 11:57 PM, PDT )

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Many thanks to Cameron, BT and the whole staff at @Tswalu for a very memorable stay to start our honeymoon! #lion#rhino #aardvark #cheetah

(5 May 2012 9:21 AM, PDT )

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Next stop... #Honeymoon http://t.co/4rFkNap2

(29 April 2012 2:21 PM, PDT )

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“@UberFacts: "Shreddies" produces underwear that filter the smell of flatulence.” Should be compulsory for all passengers on planes.

(29 April 2012 2:10 PM, PDT )

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@LPShanet “@OMGFactsAnimals: A hippopotamus can run faster than a man” So get yourself a good headstart.

(29 April 2012 10:09 AM, PDT )

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@LPShanet Just in case - “@OMGFactsAnimals: To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaw, push your thumb into its eyeballs.”

(29 April 2012 10:06 AM, PDT )

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@LPShanet “@UberFacts: 50% of giraffes are bisexual.”

(29 April 2012 1:24 AM, PDT )

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@LPShanet “@OMGFacts: An elephant's penis is so large; it is used as a fifth leg! Details --> http://t.co/P2gOueol”

(27 April 2012 2:37 PM, PDT )

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Nerd alert :) http://t.co/LyNkfv5J

(27 April 2012 1:19 PM, PDT )

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Just got upsold (is that a word?) having keys cut. I've got #sucker written all over me.

(26 April 2012 4:21 PM, PDT )

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@LPShanet “@OMGFacts: A lion’s roar can be heard five miles away! Details --> http://t.co/fRYwlTeq”

(25 April 2012 11:07 AM, PDT )

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"Air Traffic Control has informed us we'll be having a smooth flight to LA today"... You lying bastard! #Turbulence ✈

(25 April 2012 9:23 AM, PDT )

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This bird doesn't care about catching that damn worm. #TooEarlyToBeAwake

(25 April 2012 2:53 AM, PDT )

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I promised @LPShanet I would give soccer a chance, which is how I find myself drinking in a sports bar on Tues arvo watching Barca.

(24 April 2012 1:21 PM, PDT )

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RT @meganamram: A woman is like a wine: the less classy, the more you can see its box

(24 April 2012 10:03 AM, PDT )

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“@LPShanet: 4 more days than we needed “@TheRealAlyssaS: What? Other people book their honeymoons more than 5 days in advance?””

(24 April 2012 9:21 AM, PDT )

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@LPShanet What? Other people book their honeymoons more than 5 days in advance? #ThatsNotHowWeRoll

(24 April 2012 9:09 AM, PDT )

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SO excited for the amazing honeymoon we're planning!

(22 April 2012 8:48 PM, PDT )

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RT @robdelaney: "OH JESUS OH JESUS GOD NO WHY OH NO GOD!" - first time a grape saw a raisin

(21 April 2012 8:17 AM, PDT )

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#Coffee #Skullz http://t.co/llxqSD6R

(21 April 2012 7:14 AM, PDT )

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I've got major beef with the very first woman to ever hover over the loo. Why can't we all just sit down?

(20 April 2012 2:32 PM, PDT )

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Touch down. Now have 2 hrs and 15 min to get to black-tie event. #FashionablyLate

(20 April 2012 2:17 PM, PDT )

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NYC bound. #WheelsUp

(20 April 2012 8:40 AM, PDT )

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#ff For giggles - @LPShanet @jennyandteets @UncleDynamite @biggsjason @mzeld @lianamaeby

(20 April 2012 8:23 AM, PDT )

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“@OMGFacts: People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.” Not sure that's a good thing.

(20 April 2012 1:04 AM, PDT )

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I suspect I just completed the shittiest packing job of my entire life. Time to kick back with truffle popcorn and watch more Prison Break.

(19 April 2012 11:55 PM, PDT )

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Next time for sure xx “@nikkikphillips: @TheRealAlyssaS sorry we never got to catch up hun, I should be back within the next few months. X”

(19 April 2012 6:18 PM, PDT )

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Maybe it's jealous of all the #PrisonBreak I've been watching in the bedroom.

(18 April 2012 11:28 PM, PDT )

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I don't believe in ghosts, but the TV in my living room just turned itself on. #Spooky

(18 April 2012 11:21 PM, PDT )

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Great cause!! Buy a shirt. “@madisonmag: @WhiteShirt2012 - madison is involved for a 4th year with @witcheryfashion and @ocrfaustralia”

(17 April 2012 6:04 PM, PDT )

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Toast slices of baguette and top with burrata. Add drizzle of truffle oil and sprinkle of sea salt. You're welcome. #NomNomNom

(17 April 2012 1:46 PM, PDT )

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RT @_VonCount: I love to count! RT @TheRealAlyssaS "4! 4 beastly pullups! Ahahaha" - Count Von Count, standing right beside me.

(16 April 2012 2:41 PM, PDT )

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5!!! Must be the McNuggets and beer.

(16 April 2012 2:29 PM, PDT )

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"4! 4 beastly pullups! Ahahaha" - Count Von Count, standing right beside me.

(16 April 2012 2:26 PM, PDT )

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Only cause he looks good in a visor.

(16 April 2012 2:16 PM, PDT )

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Q from new kennel for Harry, "What does your dog do when you're not at home?"...I don't know, he hosts underground poker games?

(16 April 2012 2:15 PM, PDT )

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RT @LPShanet: I want to hang out with Big Ang. That is all.

(16 April 2012 12:05 PM, PDT )

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Sad to be missing another meeting of NYC #PorkClub with @LPShanet and @cboramyi. Eat big for me xxx

(14 April 2012 4:28 PM, PDT )

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Circus conditioning class again. I'm convinced I have a 6-pack hidden somewhere under the McNuggets I had earlier.

(11 April 2012 6:24 PM, PDT )

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I'd sell my soul if it meant I'd be able to eat endless supplies of #McNuggets without getting fat.

(11 April 2012 3:58 PM, PDT )

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Styled by Aunty Lys. #Skullz http://t.co/ILq8UzGb

(11 April 2012 3:27 PM, PDT )

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The StandOFood app should come with a warning label. #HighlyAddictive

(9 April 2012 12:19 PM, PDT )

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Alright, what are we eating while we wait for the pizza?

(7 April 2012 8:33 PM, PDT )

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Let me know if you have a chance for a catch up xxx “@nikkikphillips: LA bound today...... Yippeee”

(7 April 2012 2:57 PM, PDT )

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Came home from dinner, looked down at my hand, and found two moths fucking. No joke. #Kinky http://t.co/yYqMhbM9

(6 April 2012 10:57 PM, PDT )

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Drooooooool. #Easter Cadbury Creme Egg Recipe Creations http://t.co/gkzXw7Be via @HuffingtonPost

(5 April 2012 11:01 PM, PDT )

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Yay! Happy you liked it! “@jessicaclark: Just went to my first 'Circus School' class w/ @TheRealAlyssaS! #lovedit

(4 April 2012 7:57 PM, PDT )

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New, inspiring combination of obscenities spewed from mouth a moment ago when some jackass stole my parking spot. I'll file that one away.

(4 April 2012 5:00 PM, PDT )

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Vomit in my mouth. #FleshColouredStockings

(4 April 2012 11:03 AM, PDT )

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If by "cook" you mean "heat frozen meals to point of edibility", then yes, I can cook up a storm. #IronChefHereICome

(2 April 2012 8:20 PM, PDT )

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@LaceyStoneFIT @jessicaclark Of CouRRse!

(2 April 2012 4:25 PM, PDT )

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"paRRk the caRR oveRR theRRe." Learning to speak American.

(2 April 2012 4:10 PM, PDT )

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Impulse #XBoxKinect buy. Why? Why not.

(31 March 2012 8:55 PM, PDT )

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It's not easy to do, but a lady just beat me for daggiest dog-walking outfit. #ItsOn #Uggs

(31 March 2012 2:33 PM, PDT )

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thx! “@Bettina_Liano: FF xx @StyleZilla @TheRealAlyssaS @zanitazanita @FollowMissy @melbgirl @CELINEKREIS @annniemal”

(29 March 2012 11:18 PM, PDT )

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Hand balancing class take 2. Who needs legs? #Crocodile #Circus http://t.co/O0JgkZzz

(29 March 2012 8:42 PM, PDT )

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Waiting patiently. http://t.co/1RnKtWia

(29 March 2012 3:33 PM, PDT )

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Was lamenting the fact I don't have a #choccie 4 late night craving, when @LPShanet pulled one out of a secret stash he had just 4 me. #love

(28 March 2012 1:17 AM, PDT )

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#tipsy

(27 March 2012 10:44 PM, PDT )

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I suck at dentriloquism. #SeeWhatIMean

(27 March 2012 10:35 PM, PDT )

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Researching new headshot photographers. Crossed one off the list for putting wings on a baby. #ItWontFly

(27 March 2012 1:21 PM, PDT )

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Learn lines, lesson, audition. #LatherRinseRepeat

(27 March 2012 10:57 AM, PDT )

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RT @badbanana: "And this is where the magic doesn't happen." - Boss wizard showing a new wizard the breakroom.

(27 March 2012 10:15 AM, PDT )

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(26 March 2012 6:20 PM, PDT )

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Wait, Jack's gotten caught up in a terrorist plot and CTU has been compromised?? Say it ain't so. Watching old eps of #24.

(24 March 2012 10:14 PM, PDT )

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A couple shots of Botox will fix that quick smart

(24 March 2012 5:05 PM, PDT )

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RT @joshuajhorner: My blue steel is a work in progress - coached by @therealalyssas http://t.co/p9Qad9GD

(24 March 2012 4:43 PM, PDT )

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RT @robdelaney: At 11:59 PM Cinderella should've said to the Prince, "I bet you a million bucks I can turn that carriage into a pumpkin."

(24 March 2012 4:13 PM, PDT )

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Only in LA. Or maybe Sydney. http://t.co/Dq92uHMX

(24 March 2012 11:31 AM, PDT )

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Demolished Ethiopian dinner. Entering #FoodComa in 3, 2, 1... http://t.co/NsZ3O1qb

(23 March 2012 11:23 PM, PDT )

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Loved that shoot! MT @Bettina_LIano: @CELINEKREIS Nice garage sale find! That's a c.2000 worn by Alyssa Sutherland in our campaign.

(23 March 2012 6:16 PM, PDT )

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Pull up bar installed. Watch out, world. 2 is the number to beat.

(23 March 2012 5:55 PM, PDT )

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Holy handstands, Batman! Nothing like a hand balancing class to remind you that you've got a perfectly good pair of legs. #Circus

(22 March 2012 8:14 PM, PDT )

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When Harry met Alfie. http://t.co/iiN5VETL

(22 March 2012 1:02 PM, PDT )

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RT @LaceyStoneFIT: :) YOU ROCKED that BOOTY! @TheRealAlyssaS: Time to tone my tush with @LaceyStoneFIT at #BarrysBootcamp."

(20 March 2012 4:31 PM, PDT )

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Time to tone my tush with @LaceyStoneFIT at #BarrysBootcamp.

(20 March 2012 2:00 PM, PDT )

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Part of a complete breakfast. http://t.co/BbAba2Ir

(20 March 2012 9:44 AM, PDT )

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