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Secrets Stephen, are you reading this?

(11 hours ago )

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RT @MerlSweatshirt: @AndyMilonakis dude are you like 7ft tall or are those guys in the Neato video, when you turn the corner, short as shit?

(13 hours ago )

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@deckyonthetrack send a twitpic of you with the pizza when you get it, please :). Send it to @secretsstephen

(13 hours ago )

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@deckyonthetrack haha shut up you bitch i was joking

(13 hours ago )

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@deckyonthetrack don't be a bitch, send your address and phone number of a pizza place or don't

(14 hours ago )

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@deckyonthetrack give stephen ir addy hes gonna order u a pizza

(14 hours ago )

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RT @secretsstephen: I'm going to order pizza delivery for the person with the best answer to the question-what is your favorite George H

(15 hours ago )

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The best passive aggressive move of all time is turning up the TV volume really high when people are talking haha

(15 hours ago )

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@LisaBaoWeezy the fruit part looks good, i could do without that wacky yogurt. FRESH FRUIT GANG ALL DAY

(17 hours ago )

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Funny, my "I will finger a bagel for you" sign works like a charm RT @robdelaney My "I will finger you for a bagel" sign isn't working :(

(18 hours ago )

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OK WE GOT THREE WINNAS

(18 hours ago )

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@BrianLynch I AYM A GOOD AT CHILD ACTING IN THIS FEATARED CLIP IS MY MEEN ACTIN FACE

(18 hours ago )

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@ItsBennyBlanco Deborah Messing Dressing with a side of Sloppy Joe Pantoliano

(20 hours ago )

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@Chris732NJ you can't, it's not released

(20 hours ago )

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@ItsBennyBlanco I'LL TAKE A CONDOR SALAD WITH MOUSE DRESSING

(20 hours ago )

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Check out http://t.co/iMDUZP1G @RiFFRaFF_SODMG

(21 hours ago )

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A mili A mili. http://t.co/kRWOzXTQ @Threeloco Neato hits 1 Million views. Dope

(21 hours ago )

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@Francesca_E That was Australian A1, it was made of chopped up Kangaroos, beer and hatred of America

(29 May 2012 3:54 AM, PDT )

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@Francesca_E fuck that package shit, you just need a little A1 & mashed taters

(29 May 2012 3:40 AM, PDT )

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RT @JenSt1993: Sending @Francesca_E h8 over a photoshoot is crazy! I'm sorry I must have missed the part, she murdered someone and harve

(29 May 2012 12:16 AM, PDT )

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Just witnessed death for the second time. Fuckk

(28 May 2012 11:41 PM, PDT )

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RT @davidarquette: “@AndyMilonakis: @davidarquette thanks man, my friend had to dip to get his girl. Level 10 ribs” so you won't forget

(28 May 2012 8:08 PM, PDT )

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@davidarquette thanks man, my friend had to dip to get his girl. Level 10 ribs

(28 May 2012 7:39 PM, PDT )

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Hamburger Cake http://t.co/XAhG80Th

(28 May 2012 7:03 PM, PDT )

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Drinking iced tea like a bawse

(28 May 2012 5:49 PM, PDT )

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Hi baby frogs, i will be home late with gummy treats for all

(28 May 2012 1:43 PM, PDT )

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@Francesca_E nice creative tweet. Im Going to burn down the chateau marmont tonight

(28 May 2012 1:19 AM, PDT )

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Krispy Kreme Money Maker Mike 1 Hour version http://t.co/el1ASGla via @youtube

(27 May 2012 9:23 PM, PDT )

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Krispy Kreme isn't a one hit wonder, he already has 40,000 youtube subscribers, I can't wait for his next video. FUTURE LEGEND

(27 May 2012 3:09 PM, PDT )

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@Tatyana_ yes

(27 May 2012 2:54 PM, PDT )

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@Andyconda559 yuo

(27 May 2012 2:54 PM, PDT )

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WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS? http://t.co/0zUKCoCv

(27 May 2012 2:53 PM, PDT )

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Look at this youtube video, it says it's only 20 seconds long but it keeps going. WEIRD , RARE, GLITCH http://t.co/C7V2eMz6

(27 May 2012 2:48 PM, PDT )

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RT @chrisyoungraps: @AndyMilonakis lol at the mediation video, wish youtube existed during bad boy vs death row days, u could save lives

(27 May 2012 2:44 PM, PDT )

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@CascadeBrown you sniff yayo

(27 May 2012 1:29 PM, PDT )

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Wine Tasting http://t.co/QHTPvwwi! (rerun)

(27 May 2012 1:27 PM, PDT )

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"You down with OPP" ....I fucking hate that song

(27 May 2012 1:02 PM, PDT )

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RT @JackBenton14: I hate it when you follow a celebrity on twitter and they're nothing like you expect @AndyMilonakis is the only except

(27 May 2012 12:55 PM, PDT )

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I just saw a giant taco buttfucking a miniature donkey eating a medium sized burrito

(27 May 2012 8:26 AM, PDT )

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@wavveswavves Only the madman is absolutely sure - Robert Anton WIlson

(27 May 2012 8:25 AM, PDT )

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I MADE A BEEF MEDIATION VIDEO FOR @PUSHA_T @Drake & @LilTunechi http://t.co/rrG21ci6

(27 May 2012 8:13 AM, PDT )

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@TimGoesHam Macallan 25, Pappy Van Winkle 20 or Black Maple Hill 16

(27 May 2012 8:05 AM, PDT )

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Yo @SnoopDogg has so many followers because he always tells bitches "follow me follow me follow me but don't lose your grip"

(27 May 2012 7:42 AM, PDT )

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RT this if u like wee-wee's in your mouth

(27 May 2012 7:37 AM, PDT )

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I hate when people ask to buy me a drink because I'm a horrible alcohol snob

(27 May 2012 7:36 AM, PDT )

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RT @MattShi3lds: “@AndyMilonakis: I jack off to the thought of a muskrat wearing Victoria Secret lingerie” What the fuck is wrong with t

(27 May 2012 6:36 AM, PDT )

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I jack off to the thought of a muskrat wearing Victoria Secret lingerie

(27 May 2012 6:33 AM, PDT )

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HHahah I watch FAIRLY LEGAL.....GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY HAHAHA

(27 May 2012 5:13 AM, PDT )

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I love you all

(26 May 2012 8:35 PM, PDT )

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@rianseeley thanks man, lets hang soon

(26 May 2012 8:16 PM, PDT )

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RT @Skee247: Were dropping "NEATO" @AndyMilonakis @threeloco @dirtnasty @RiFFRaFF_SODMG in LESS THAN ONE HOUR @ 8p PST only on http://t.

(26 May 2012 7:27 PM, PDT )

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NEATO will play 5/26 at 8pm & 5/27 12am & 12pm http://t.co/muMkP402 @djskee @threeloco @dirtnasty @RiFFRaFF_SODMG *fixed link*

(26 May 2012 6:32 PM, PDT )

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@RiFFRaFF_SODMG @DirtNasty guys leave the door open just for tonight. Dont have my key

(26 May 2012 6:24 PM, PDT )

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@secretsstephen yoyo

(26 May 2012 6:21 PM, PDT )

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People douche it for attention

(26 May 2012 3:12 PM, PDT )

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RT @DirtNasty: Were Neato - We are....@ThreeLoco ( me @AndyMilonakis & @RIFFRAFF_SODMG ) http://t.co/drR4of6K

(26 May 2012 2:57 PM, PDT )

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@buenothebear Damn, you're going for super luxury.... you should finish it off with an hour foot massage at Grace Healing Center in hwood

(26 May 2012 2:28 PM, PDT )

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I communicate with my dead relatives through emoji

(26 May 2012 5:11 AM, PDT )

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Fuck

(26 May 2012 5:06 AM, PDT )

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@buenothebear hopefully u see some Cretans there, its called tsikoudia or Raki

(26 May 2012 12:51 AM, PDT )

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@buenothebear oh i forgot about it, damn...hit me up tomorrow and fill me in

(26 May 2012 12:44 AM, PDT )

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Longfellow http://t.co/Dak6hQbO

(25 May 2012 11:52 PM, PDT )

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Chill Room #TheBrain http://t.co/ZSPqZcVn

(25 May 2012 11:45 PM, PDT )

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Going to make another heater with @ONLY1JMARLON

(25 May 2012 11:20 PM, PDT )

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Wow my cab driver watched our Three Loco video. Haha so sick

(25 May 2012 11:17 PM, PDT )

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@phatkat7781 sippin straight right now, i might put it in a sprite soon

(25 May 2012 11:02 PM, PDT )

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I wanna sip codeine in a Chateau Bungalow, then throw a tangelo at D'angelo

(25 May 2012 10:53 PM, PDT )

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@jenny_wade what r u doing right now

(25 May 2012 10:45 PM, PDT )

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The Squirrel With The Wagon Tattoo

(25 May 2012 10:44 PM, PDT )

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#NoHomer RT @TheGame Either I had one too many Bloody Mary's or The Simpsons really in this bathroom watchin me piss..

(25 May 2012 9:32 PM, PDT )

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@phatkat7781 that's all the homie had, I woulda got a brick if i could have

(25 May 2012 9:25 PM, PDT )

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shout to @DJSkee and his whole fam, let's fuck the rap game up with some ignorant honky shit

(25 May 2012 8:55 PM, PDT )

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Baby bottle with that acti http://t.co/HCby3w00

(25 May 2012 8:34 PM, PDT )

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RT @PeanutLive215: Chilling With @AndyMilonakis #realpuppetshit http://t.co/xINwVjsm

(25 May 2012 7:45 PM, PDT )

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oooh i just thought of a sick rap video. Who has a jewelry store with millions of dollars worth of shit that I can use?

(25 May 2012 2:14 PM, PDT )

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@wileywiggins I win

(25 May 2012 2:05 PM, PDT )

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Parappa The Rapper spittin parables that are incomparable, yours are unbearable, my twin techs'll hit you harder than a pair of bulls

(25 May 2012 2:01 PM, PDT )

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I'm on that Indie shit, bitch I got my Indy whip red dot on your head like a Bindi chick, My scope will ice out ya mouth like a minty stick

(25 May 2012 1:39 PM, PDT )

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WOOO, Can't Wait for this. If you're in LA you should roll http://t.co/cEMIvWS7 @kingofthedot

(25 May 2012 1:31 PM, PDT )

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RT @teamkush: @AndyMilonakis http://t.co/8R4bnChY Rofl

(25 May 2012 1:23 PM, PDT )

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I Was Never President http://t.co/9XN5UH4m

(25 May 2012 1:12 PM, PDT )

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ME USED TO BE CRAZIER ME GONNA BE CRAZY AGAIN OK? http://t.co/gkZfozlZ

(25 May 2012 1:10 PM, PDT )

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Check out this long ass Gawker interview with @RiFFRaFF_SODMG http://t.co/TnaYMcYJ

(25 May 2012 12:03 PM, PDT )

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@Amandateixeirra @amieeleex3 How dare you, I'm going to put you both in a choke hold

(25 May 2012 11:40 AM, PDT )

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Can I wear this to a funeral? http://t.co/F5DqksBm

(25 May 2012 2:39 AM, PDT )

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Groups of drunk girls are never annoying

(24 May 2012 11:37 PM, PDT )

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High Waisted Jeans < High Wasted Genes

(24 May 2012 11:24 PM, PDT )

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@MollyRingwald Hi gangster, how are you living?

(24 May 2012 10:27 PM, PDT )

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I don't care how much success or money is involved, I'll never stay in my lane....I'll never enjoy it if I have to give up my sense of self

(24 May 2012 5:57 PM, PDT )

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@ashleygomila yeah i think so

(24 May 2012 5:30 PM, PDT )

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@ashleygomila hola mami, let's hang this weekend if you're around

(24 May 2012 5:26 PM, PDT )

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RT @iamDRE_ADAMS: to book @AndyMilonakis email andymbooking@gmail.com

(24 May 2012 5:06 PM, PDT )

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I taught my Roomba how to Mombo and now the dance floor is looking cleaner

(24 May 2012 4:53 PM, PDT )

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*Hood bitch voice* "Oh noooo she didn't talk about Billy Crystal like dat"

(24 May 2012 4:44 PM, PDT )

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@robdelaney that was a joke about how big your gaping butthole is and not about the tiny size of a smart car

(24 May 2012 4:41 PM, PDT )

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@robdelaney @Sasquatch when you hit 420 you should replace the speedo with a weed leaf

(24 May 2012 4:33 PM, PDT )

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@NoReservations that looks like my grandfather's left testicle. Also, my grandfather is Jesus

(24 May 2012 4:31 PM, PDT )

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The day she turned 18, I replaced her Bratz bed sheets with my tongue

(24 May 2012 3:57 PM, PDT )

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Getting my dick sucked while wearing Thomas The Tank Engine Pajamas

(24 May 2012 3:53 PM, PDT )

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Getting my dick sucked while wearing Monsters Inc. Pajamas

(24 May 2012 3:52 PM, PDT )

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