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Yuck. Tim and Eric Shrim. Fucking Grosssssss

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Watching Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie with @listen2tish

(2 hours ago )

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Mozza, sage with fontina http://t.co/ufdPXX3V

(3 hours ago )

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Hangovers plus Mario Batali's Mozza To Go = Perfection. Now If I can only have the strength to pick up my phone

(4 hours ago )

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@GrantFarah you did too bitch, it's one e

(4 hours ago )

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Barack Obama Fabrezes his upper lip

(4 hours ago )

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RT @JoeMande: The Rolex wall clocks at LAX are the only things keeping this place from turning into a Greyhound station. http://t.co/se6

(4 hours ago )

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Your grandpa did the two step backwards off a cliff. #RIP

(4 hours ago )

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Pretty Retards <---Socialites

(4 hours ago )

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@HCarr4 already did silly

(4 hours ago )

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@HCarr4 meow

(4 hours ago )

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@jperil can u leave a yelp review, there's only one bitch who complained about falaffelslsls and those aren't even really greek haha

(5 hours ago )

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Your sister rubs ramen noodle flavor packets on her pussy. #yum

(5 hours ago )

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@jperil nice nice. you like?

(5 hours ago )

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Your grandma has an upside down walker as antlers

(5 hours ago )

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Everytime a rapper dies, an angel get it's bling

(5 hours ago )

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@MaxwellAlbert haha word. Yo, I hate breathing this normal air, we need to back to that room full of stagnant humid weed smoke room haha

(5 hours ago )

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Your dad is an old white jewish lawyer and he gets offended anytime someone disses Kanye or Jay-Z. Because he represents them

(5 hours ago )

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@robhuebel only if the actual bowl is your skull. Your gamey brain meat would go well with the savory croutons

(5 hours ago )

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Your dad does the cat daddy in his sleep

(5 hours ago )

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Ballin with water on my knee with @MaxwellAlbert http://t.co/gwAowafc

(20 hours ago )

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@Baido11 that was me

(20 hours ago )

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@Niru722 try kanoyama or Sushi Seki. Also I like Sasabune

(1 February 2012 11:11 AM, PST )

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@bskatorch people drink three cokes with dinner and think of it as a drink haha

(1 February 2012 10:02 AM, PST )

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@sirmitchell you know the sneaky people changed the name from hydrogenated to TBQH in certain packaged items, to be sneaky

(31 January 2012 11:40 PM, PST )

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@RileyCola it is controlled but at least people are making them change their ways a little bit

(31 January 2012 11:37 PM, PST )

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@sirmitchell No doubt, I think a lot of people are just blind to it, I look at the ingredients to pretty much everything I buy.

(31 January 2012 11:36 PM, PST )

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Props to all the people trying to prevent America from being poisoned by Fast Food. It's starting to work http://t.co/oRZm5DdC

(31 January 2012 11:31 PM, PST )

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she took my dick brûlée in a ramekin and rammed it in

(31 January 2012 11:13 PM, PST )

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@SalVulcano No doubt brother, Congrats!

(31 January 2012 8:30 PM, PST )

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Hollohan Vs Cortez Co-hosted by @raekwon http://t.co/XezSq4rD

(31 January 2012 7:37 PM, PST )

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haha fuck you @worldstar why you gotta clown

(31 January 2012 7:09 PM, PST )

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@BQQuinn No doubt, I'll holler next time I'm in NY. Congrats on your show

(31 January 2012 7:07 PM, PST )

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@BQQuinn I'm not sure, maybe for Greek Easter, which is like a week after or before regular easter. Who knows though, I go to NY a lot

(31 January 2012 6:55 PM, PST )

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@BlockBEERgirl @SalVulcano @jamessmurray Never! Great job guys, you cracked my shit up

(31 January 2012 6:34 PM, PST )

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@Caitlin_OConnor EAT THAT hahaha

(31 January 2012 6:34 PM, PST )

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@berner415 Whattup G, I'm in Malibu until tomorrow night. You in LA

(31 January 2012 6:09 PM, PST )

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@BQQuinn What's up man, just downloaded your show on iTunes and watched all the eps. Really funny shit, I was cracking up

(31 January 2012 6:07 PM, PST )

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@listen2tish thanks yo! you're the best

(31 January 2012 4:57 PM, PST )

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@_why_tea @listen2tish Nope, she's ill

(31 January 2012 4:56 PM, PST )

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@listen2tish I got you yo haha

(31 January 2012 4:55 PM, PST )

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Yo follow @listen2tish right now, she's a dope song writer and doing big thangs

(31 January 2012 4:55 PM, PST )

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@bigwax does your morning always get ruined by morning wood?

(30 January 2012 3:42 PM, PST )

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So many actors & actresses disappoint you when you meet them because it's the writer's personality/sensibility you fall in love with

(30 January 2012 2:04 AM, PST )

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My pussy is like a hot club in the Hamptons.

(30 January 2012 1:56 AM, PST )

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@pattonoswalt Genital Patton Oswalt. You were awesome in Young Adult.

(30 January 2012 1:53 AM, PST )

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My pussy has puss poisoning. HELP ME. Call PUSS-1-1

(30 January 2012 1:50 AM, PST )

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RT @brandieeatsshit: @AndyMilonakis is a god. And I want his god dick.

(30 January 2012 1:50 AM, PST )

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I can't fall asleep cuz my puss hurts. Gotta 7am call time. fuckkkkk. my pussy hurts so much

(30 January 2012 1:47 AM, PST )

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@JordyStrange i dont trip about stuff like that but i am a really big fan

(30 January 2012 1:24 AM, PST )

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@AMMOpro why did he smoke your weed, he's only addicted to quack

(30 January 2012 12:57 AM, PST )

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@Beauty_Is_Pain It was ok, not fully into it. I felt like all the racetrack terminology made the story a little difficult to keep up with

(30 January 2012 12:55 AM, PST )

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@NoReservations I can't wait to try Red Medicine though, that place looks sick. Psyched you like LA now...next you have get into LA Sushi!

(30 January 2012 12:52 AM, PST )

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@NoReservations Hey Tony, it's my bday! I just turned 11. I like Animal but I think the chimichurri over powers the delicate taste of it

(30 January 2012 12:51 AM, PST )

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@tylershields thank you sir

(30 January 2012 12:32 AM, PST )

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@Duff_Goldman thanks baby

(30 January 2012 12:32 AM, PST )

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@Sebwebber thanks yo

(30 January 2012 12:13 AM, PST )

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@CascadeBrown I'm gonna blow up den pussies with fireworks

(30 January 2012 12:13 AM, PST )

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My dad got me a gift certificate to get Vaginal Rejuvenation. This is the best birthday ever

(29 January 2012 11:52 PM, PST )

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@TommyTehCreator rock on baby jesus

(29 January 2012 11:40 PM, PST )

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I look really young because I was born on a leap year so I'm really only 9 years old but legally I'm going to be 36

(29 January 2012 11:26 PM, PST )

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RT @_linderella: @AndyMilonakis I have a coupon for legal #birthdaysex

(29 January 2012 11:23 PM, PST )

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@EmmoTavares thanks man

(29 January 2012 11:21 PM, PST )

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RT @d4rcy_: @AndyMilonakis Lol, shut up. You're older than my mom.

(29 January 2012 11:20 PM, PST )

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It's my birfday in 45 minutes. I'm turning 18! I can't wait!

(29 January 2012 11:13 PM, PST )

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@WayneTheGooner I don't know, I have a lot more to lose than gain from battle rap but I'm seriously addicted to watching them

(29 January 2012 9:54 PM, PST )

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@WayneTheGooner I didn't know he did, I thought he said Rand Bluckablockis, that mothafucka can't speak

(29 January 2012 9:43 PM, PST )

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Hole Foods http://t.co/AjW4G2t7 :)

(29 January 2012 9:17 PM, PST )

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Hoarders < Hors d'oeuvres

(29 January 2012 9:06 PM, PST )

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RT @FatFool_Migo: I am unstoppable, highly hiphopable, food network swag bitch, I am unchoppable @AndyMilonakis

(29 January 2012 8:52 PM, PST )

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@JayyMehhr actually working at 7am for the next 3 days

(29 January 2012 7:19 PM, PST )

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@haydennnr Would you like to go out on a group date, I'll take you and some girls in yoga pants to miccy dee's. It will be a swell time

(29 January 2012 7:12 PM, PST )

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RT @carol9691: I feel like only @AndyMilonakis would be the one to knock some common sense into my mom #forealtho

(29 January 2012 7:03 PM, PST )

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@Margebo23 haha i was just thinking how twitter is pimp like that for asking questions, especially when it's an opinion question

(29 January 2012 6:47 PM, PST )

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@jondaly Meryl Street is a hard name for a female rapper

(29 January 2012 6:40 PM, PST )

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Watching Luck on HBO. Is it still in it's first season?

(29 January 2012 6:39 PM, PST )

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Trader Joes before Hoes

(29 January 2012 2:10 PM, PST )

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Social Awareness > Fame

(29 January 2012 2:07 PM, PST )

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Your dad collects clay figures of gay fingers

(29 January 2012 2:04 PM, PST )

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FISH TANK HEELS, FISH TANK HEELS, I GOT DEM IM GONNA GET U SUCKA FISH TANK HEELS

(29 January 2012 2:02 PM, PST )

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What's the worst thing to call a white person that starts with an N? Neighbor

(29 January 2012 2:01 PM, PST )

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@ChefRoble This is the best Ginger Beer http://t.co/bgL8fyZR

(29 January 2012 1:57 PM, PST )

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@OfficialKat I like your plastic stash, my plastic stash is barbie parts, I put them in a blender and then hide the pieces under my belly

(29 January 2012 1:42 PM, PST )

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@McOhms nice

(29 January 2012 1:39 PM, PST )

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@KREAYSHAWN YAY PURPLE!

(29 January 2012 1:38 PM, PST )

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Your dad has one eye and plays the banjo with his dick

(29 January 2012 1:31 PM, PST )

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@Jdo_0bie haha she's not going to like that i laughed at this but that was funny

(29 January 2012 1:29 PM, PST )

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@KREAYSHAWN hahaha, I'm sorry mom, I'm a boner-fied problem child.

(29 January 2012 1:28 PM, PST )

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@KREAYSHAWN haha, it's my birthday tomorrow, let me make out with you and your mom at the same time. V-nasty can take a picture of it

(29 January 2012 1:26 PM, PST )

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@KREAYSHAWN your mother has a twitter account

(29 January 2012 1:24 PM, PST )

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@sahtyre heh

(29 January 2012 1:23 PM, PST )

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Your mother has copper teeth and 30 vaginas

(29 January 2012 1:22 PM, PST )

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@KidAzma @MishkaNYC yup

(29 January 2012 1:20 PM, PST )

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@KREAYSHAWN Nah Ho. haha

(29 January 2012 1:18 PM, PST )

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@KREAYSHAWN I think there are quite a few people that do. #sexaddicts

(29 January 2012 1:17 PM, PST )

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@SunnyAnderson i thought it was going to be a pork belly with a dry rub haha

(29 January 2012 1:14 PM, PST )

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So many black people love me I feel Like obama, so many people think I'm dead I feel like Osama

(29 January 2012 2:09 AM, PST )

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RT @matthertzog: @AndyMilonakis your ill at the game

(28 January 2012 11:46 PM, PST )

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Wishsjsjsksksjskssa win Andy Steins Money http://t.co/n9EtNZ37

(28 January 2012 11:16 PM, PST )

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RT @CaseCorbett: @AndyMilonakis seriously. what do you do?

(28 January 2012 11:06 PM, PST )

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