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This Means War is based on something that happened to me.

(26 January 2012 2:19 PM, PST )

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Oh my god I hope Azealia Banks never tries to steal my boyfriend

(26 January 2012 12:14 PM, PST )

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#Girls @lenadunham @grumplstiltskin "The Heat is Palpable!" (A take on the hit song "The Heat is On!" written and sung by @KenTremendous)

(26 January 2012 9:52 AM, PST )

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You win, gorgeous eye shadow palette I got for $2 at the cheapo beauty supply store http://t.co/9w6GS1xI

(26 January 2012 9:50 AM, PST )

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I'm so that hipster who's in love with his crockpot cooker

(26 January 2012 9:48 AM, PST )

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@iamgreenfield I met an attractive woman today who seemed to know you extremely well. Good work, there.

(25 January 2012 10:34 PM, PST )

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Guys, thanks for keeping my book on the New York Times bestseller list! If you're into it, you can buy it here: http://t.co/Ps4Ur9cU

(25 January 2012 10:33 PM, PST )

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Chief Justice Roberts is smokin' hot. There. Someone had to say it.

(25 January 2012 10:18 PM, PST )

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RT @thatbilloakley: This explains everything. @dangreaney @mindykaling ( via Digital Gravel on FB and @gregnibler ) http://t.co/jNa71wIp

(25 January 2012 9:47 AM, PST )

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I just want a entry-level Aston Martin is that so wrong

(24 January 2012 11:54 PM, PST )

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when you go to a comfort food restaurant, don't make the joke that your comfort food is a flask of tequila, they HATE that

(24 January 2012 11:39 PM, PST )

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@CitizenKim the A Room (@dannychun, @bjnovak, @helytimes etc) are too work-obsessed and tightly wound to enjoy the small beauties in life.

(24 January 2012 5:37 PM, PST )

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@videogum @amelieg umm I'm just excited I got a photo of Cool Girl Amelie smiling happily at a sunset

(24 January 2012 5:35 PM, PST )

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@Brookellll whoa I look crazy hot in that illustration, thanks. It looks like Kerry Washington's book!

(24 January 2012 5:34 PM, PST )

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Writers B room watching a sunset. http://t.co/MNZbqZHk

(24 January 2012 5:31 PM, PST )

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@iVillage wow! Cool! Thank you!!

(24 January 2012 1:38 PM, PST )

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@JonahHill congratulations!! Although I'll say it again, your best role is making out with Jim Downey in that SNL sketch.

(24 January 2012 8:18 AM, PST )

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@RealRonHoward so happy about The Help. Bryce should've been there, too. She killed it in that movie.

(24 January 2012 8:17 AM, PST )

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Is it weird that Jimmy Dugan as portrayed by Tom Hanks is the ideal guy to me? @kellyoxford @lenadunham @sofifii

(21 January 2012 4:09 PM, PST )

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Penny Marshall is annihilating these montages

(21 January 2012 3:26 PM, PST )

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A League of Their Own is the best movie ever made.

(21 January 2012 3:24 PM, PST )

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Not really going to Sundance. That was all made up.

(21 January 2012 2:15 AM, PST )

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Headed to Sundance to see some little films about incest!

(20 January 2012 9:16 PM, PST )

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@JeremyBronson that was so dumb but so appreciated

(20 January 2012 10:12 AM, PST )

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FF# hilarious, lovely people I never see: @KenTremendous @katiedippold @RedHourBen @mollymcnearney @jackburditt @nealbrennan @timcarvell

(20 January 2012 9:50 AM, PST )

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FF# funny sweethearts who were also in Inglorious Basterds @eliroth @bjnovak @paulrust

(20 January 2012 9:48 AM, PST )

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Comedy writers on twitter: do your bits at work ever eclipse your work on the show? What are they?

(20 January 2012 9:20 AM, PST )

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@Jezebel your feature titles are so strong.

(20 January 2012 9:14 AM, PST )

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I wish my job was flipping houses.

(20 January 2012 9:13 AM, PST )

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My skepticism of Cafe Gratitude is now replaced with unconditonal love.

(20 January 2012 9:09 AM, PST )

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@AlanMYang Yangster! Great Parks & Rec eppy. RUDD RUDD RUDD

(19 January 2012 10:19 PM, PST )

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Favorite background acting moment: tonight's Office @rainnwilson and me dancing in the background of Erin's poolside talking head

(19 January 2012 9:47 PM, PST )

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@avatramer @bjnovak and Carrie didn't even show. This is the pits!

(19 January 2012 9:21 PM, PST )

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At work I'm the pitiful weirdo trying to keep the good times going

(19 January 2012 8:55 PM, PST )

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@KenTremendous you win, that was amazing.

(19 January 2012 7:48 PM, PST )

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RT @KenTremendous: @mindykaling You, me, my cousin Dennis, the snails that lived in your mailbox, 7:45 AM Chipwrecked at The Americana.

(19 January 2012 7:48 PM, PST )

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@KenTremendous you, me, Sunday 9:30 am Haywire at Disney Concert Hall. I'll pick you up on a rickshaw.

(19 January 2012 7:33 PM, PST )

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Look at this sandwich @helytimes made me! Cooking show, maybe?? http://t.co/Jnh95ywp

(19 January 2012 6:11 PM, PST )

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A "Yes We Can" bumper sticker on a Prius and a pro-life bumper sticker on a mini-van, these are bumper stickers of our lives

(19 January 2012 10:37 AM, PST )

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@onlxn 43 tweets?! WTF

(18 January 2012 8:02 PM, PST )

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I feel like I should be getting more texts than I am now

(18 January 2012 7:54 PM, PST )

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I always forget that the reward for breaking a story is that then it needs to be written

(18 January 2012 4:09 PM, PST )

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"@thatbilloakley: We must work together to defeat SOBA. It's just a skinny buckwheat version of UDON anyway." I love this, apologetically

(18 January 2012 4:08 PM, PST )

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Allison Silverman is back at work, an instant MILF

(18 January 2012 10:39 AM, PST )

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"Comedy legend @GarryShandling and comedy force @pattonoswalt spoke about Young Adult http://t.co/TRnEGe5X" all the best things interacting!

(18 January 2012 10:37 AM, PST )

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@bjnovak poor guy he needs to go to that red sox bar in santa monica, then crash at Forrester's.

(18 January 2012 10:34 AM, PST )

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@bjnovak Dennis Fletcher, executive story editor, from Malden MA

(18 January 2012 10:27 AM, PST )

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"@AndreaM_H: @mindykaling reading the marriage part of your book made me want to go home and high five my husband." Love this.

(18 January 2012 10:24 AM, PST )

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@SammySkye thank you! It really is all about the skinny clavicle area

(18 January 2012 10:20 AM, PST )

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Thank you very much, I'm so honored!! "@JulietteLewis: @mindykaling Love ur book Miss! Bought it for my sister too.. Yay you!"

(18 January 2012 6:23 AM, PST )

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Til the game end, til the clock stop, we gon post up on the top spot, living the life, the life

(17 January 2012 9:37 PM, PST )

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@lilyalta join the nerd club, Lily! Hope your mom likes it.

(17 January 2012 9:03 PM, PST )

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I loved Ann Curry's green dress this morning on the @todayshow! Who made it? How do I get it? http://t.co/6obO6XhO

(17 January 2012 1:39 PM, PST )

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"@JenniferChrista: I want to sleep with a lot of comedians, but @mindykaling is the one I most want to introduce to Mom." I love moms!

(17 January 2012 9:51 AM, PST )

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@soulcycle excited you're coming to town! Can't wait to take a class!

(17 January 2012 9:50 AM, PST )

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"@tubedriven: @mindykaling do you dislike him because he's a Conservative?" No it makes me like him more

(17 January 2012 8:19 AM, PST )

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Vince Vaughn Circa Swingers is the name of my bestselling cologne

(17 January 2012 8:17 AM, PST )

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Really looking forward to your book on comedy directing, @nicholasstoller!

(16 January 2012 8:39 PM, PST )

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RT @MonicaRoseStyle: @mindykaling attends the 17th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards Peep her wardrobe credits! http://t.co/8WiS2qtZ

(16 January 2012 3:04 PM, PST )

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"@bjnovak: @mindykaling Let's do an episode called We Need To Talk About Kevin" A+ tweet

(15 January 2012 7:40 PM, PST )

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#goldenglobe highlights: Stringer Bell, Clooney cane bit, @sethrogen, Bryan Cranston's facial hair, Charlize Theron's headband. Good night!

(15 January 2012 6:39 PM, PST )

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@sofifii you, me, The Vow, some Sunday afternoon soon

(15 January 2012 6:18 PM, PST )

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@jessicaalba holy shit, you look hot

(15 January 2012 6:14 PM, PST )

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God I love seeing David Benioff and Amanda Peet at awards shows #peetioff #goldenglobes

(15 January 2012 6:10 PM, PST )

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I miss Ricky! #goldenglobes

(15 January 2012 5:53 PM, PST )

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What a compelling song-writing journey, Madonna!

(15 January 2012 5:51 PM, PST )

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Dear Brian Cranston, please be getting hammered with Poehler and @ZooeyDeschanel in the lobby.

(15 January 2012 5:41 PM, PST )

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Oh please Kelsey Grammar, fall off the stage #goldenglobes

(15 January 2012 5:36 PM, PST )

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Let go of her Jeremy, we get it, you're a good guy

(15 January 2012 5:33 PM, PST )

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Guy Pearce and Michael Fassbender, DO NOT do a movie together ALL WOMEN WOULD HATE THAT

(15 January 2012 5:27 PM, PST )

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Rob Lowe's skin is darker than mine own. #goldenglobes

(15 January 2012 5:21 PM, PST )

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@ZooeyDeschanel let's do this thing, Deschanel

(15 January 2012 3:39 PM, PST )

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@jennybett @gabbyetco whoa! High praise. Thanks you guys!

(15 January 2012 11:31 AM, PST )

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@Rachel_Reel that is so nice of you to say.

(15 January 2012 11:31 AM, PST )

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Wes Anderson should make wrapping paper.

(15 January 2012 9:15 AM, PST )

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"@dnsvm: I just used your book to kill a spider. In my defense, it came outta nowhere and was surely going to kill me." Great! You have to!

(15 January 2012 9:10 AM, PST )

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And now, Zeldas

(14 January 2012 11:23 PM, PST )

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RT @rachelsklar: Celebrating @JocelynLeavitt! Out of frame, margaritas. cc @mindykaling http://t.co/DsvYoE58

(14 January 2012 10:17 PM, PST )

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Toucans, Palm Springs. Let's play some Rihanna/Beyonce/Robyn tonight, k????? I wanna dance!!

(14 January 2012 9:03 PM, PST )

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"@atkinjen: @mindykaling don't tweet wasted!! take the battery out of your phone!" Great advice! See ya, phone!

(14 January 2012 8:12 PM, PST )

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Sometimes you just have to delete the phone number of the guy you know you'll text 5 hours from now when you're wasted

(14 January 2012 8:08 PM, PST )

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Everyone gave the bride @jocelynleavitt adorable, classy lingerie at this bachelorette party and I gave her like dungeon wear

(14 January 2012 7:44 PM, PST )

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Everyone keeps talking about the year of the Dragon!

(14 January 2012 12:20 PM, PST )

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I bought a jaunty hat

(14 January 2012 12:07 PM, PST )

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"@JEMMAWYNNE: Today's Stack of the Day is brought to you by @MindyKaling! http://t.co/ATP3a0zm" I LOVE these, got so many compliments!

(14 January 2012 10:15 AM, PST )

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"@LauraAndrews: @mindykaling got your book from the library & found $20 inside! Score!" I put a $20 bill in each of my books, no big deal

(14 January 2012 9:15 AM, PST )

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1850s Walden Pond in the winter, Chris Pine and I skate to Rihanna's "You Da One" while crotchety HD Thoreau yells at us from the shore.

(13 January 2012 6:40 PM, PST )

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"@ryan_halford: @mindykaling best onion rings I have ever had is at Mr. Bartleys" I KNOW, THE BEST

(13 January 2012 6:25 PM, PST )

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So honored to have a namesake burger at Mr. Bartley's in Harvard Square. And next to Ray Allen's! http://t.co/iK9gYvvC love this place!

(13 January 2012 5:20 PM, PST )

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@kfin1221 ahhhh I love it!

(13 January 2012 5:16 PM, PST )

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@bjnovak your new Southie writer on staff who is in love with Carrie is your best character, ever

(13 January 2012 2:59 PM, PST )

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"@atkinjen: Happy 30th bday to my Glam partner in crime @kayleenmcadams." LOVE @kayleenmcadams! Happy birthday pretty one!

(13 January 2012 12:30 PM, PST )

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Me and some crazy fangirl at the Critics Choice Awards show (photo by @jasonreitman) http://t.co/Rve2C6gI

(13 January 2012 10:54 AM, PST )

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RT @NylonMag: Best Dressed: Kirsten Dunst, @mindykaling, and @calvinklein come out on top! http://t.co/7nTUwHxe

(13 January 2012 9:09 AM, PST )

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"@rainnwilson: You guys wanna hang out and fiddle with our phones?" YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES

(13 January 2012 8:05 AM, PST )

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Oh and congratulations to Woody Allen. I loved Midnight in Paris.

(12 January 2012 11:46 PM, PST )

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Rob and Paul were so funny tonight at Critics Choice. Congratulations to the Moneyball writers.

(12 January 2012 11:41 PM, PST )

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@scullymike meet me at soho house in 20 minutes to hook up and do drugs. Leave the kids in a parking lot.

(12 January 2012 11:38 PM, PST )

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@rachelchervin It was my pleasure! Congratulations to everyone is your awesome family.

(12 January 2012 11:20 PM, PST )

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@juddapatow no one drops an F bomb like you, mon cherie

(12 January 2012 7:01 PM, PST )

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