- I'm a lousy whistler. I can't make coffee, I can't bake and I can't whistle. There. I'm outed, on all levels.
- If you're humble and hardworking, opportunities will arise for you.
- For a lot of people, divorce is traumatic, but for us, it made for a happier family. It was miserable to watch people live together who shouldn't.
- [on cooking] You do it with your own two hands, so there's a sense of pride. You really do forget all our problems, because you're focusing on the food.
- When you really want to show some love, keep the flowers and say it with spaghetti.
- ...I tend to overwhack the meat.
- Now, no makin' fun of me if I don't do the separation of the eggs too well. You know I don't bake.
- That's why I love food, 'cause it makes the best scrapbook. I mean, pictures are great but they're not very tasty.
- I'm Always on the lookout for safety 'cause I'm an especially accident prone girl.
- I can say this. I am a cheese-in-a-can virgin. So... [tastes it, makes a face] ...mmm, much like many of our first experiences. A little bit sticky, and not that memorable.
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